I.G.Y. Azalea
@steelydad.bsky.social
Top 0.1% OnlyDans. Steely Dad. Glamour Professional. I live where you vacation & eat dinner where you buy gas 🌴🐊🦩 way deep into nothing special
every day we stray further from the light of god and closer to This stage of capitalism
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
every day we stray further from the light of god and closer to This stage of capitalism
y’all I hate the future
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
y’all I hate the future
Computer, enhance
November 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Computer, enhance
WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSEEE
November 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSEEE
what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
literally a perfect album, no notes
literally a perfect album, no notes
November 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
literally a perfect album, no notes
literally a perfect album, no notes
Forcing you on Bird Plane
November 15, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Forcing you on Bird Plane
definitely 2, maybe 4..
1 and 3 are punishments
1 and 3 are punishments
November 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
definitely 2, maybe 4..
1 and 3 are punishments
1 and 3 are punishments
25 airplane bottles of Malort later:
November 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
25 airplane bottles of Malort later:
a meatball instead of the cube
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
a meatball instead of the cube
Manufacturing [the age of] Consent
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Manufacturing [the age of] Consent
I have Thoughts about this but best can be summed up as such. Aja (Taylor’s Version)
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I have Thoughts about this but best can be summed up as such. Aja (Taylor’s Version)
![IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT THE WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD?
What your Great Lakes maritime history-obsessed teen's text messages actually mean :
brb = bell rang bro
rofl = rang out for lost (crew)
bff = big freakin' freigher
lol = Load of Ore on the Lake
smh = shift minutes to hours
gIhf = Great Lakes hella freighter
th = taconite be haulin'
stfu = steer the freighter upwind
tfw = that freakin' witch (of November)
asi = a ship lost
gg = Gitche Gumee
idc = immoderate deadweight capacity
btw = beneath the waves
afk = a freighter kaput
hbd = hauler's beacon down
ily = iron load yonder
jk = just [24] kilometers
Imao = lost my abyssal ore
nbd = north bound draft
gIhf = good lord, hold flooding
omg = obliteratingly massive gales
tmi = too much iron
wtf = White Fish (Bay)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:idys2fkzhar72b2r2d3guubx/bafkreifgazty3tdxtnu55skkza2vxb2cxsrv7kqle5fudenmo5qpiwauau@jpeg)
It’s just one of those storms when you don’t wanna sail out
Every deck is soaked, every hatch is fucked
No radio contact, and if you hail our ship your call won’t come back
Your best bet is to cling to the rail, motherfucker
It’s just one of those gales
Every deck is soaked, every hatch is fucked
No radio contact, and if you hail our ship your call won’t come back
Your best bet is to cling to the rail, motherfucker
It’s just one of those gales
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
It’s just one of those storms when you don’t wanna sail out
Every deck is soaked, every hatch is fucked
No radio contact, and if you hail our ship your call won’t come back
Your best bet is to cling to the rail, motherfucker
It’s just one of those gales
Every deck is soaked, every hatch is fucked
No radio contact, and if you hail our ship your call won’t come back
Your best bet is to cling to the rail, motherfucker
It’s just one of those gales
perfect for November
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
perfect for November
I literally do not care about any inaccuracies at all, it is a perfect song as is
November 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I literally do not care about any inaccuracies at all, it is a perfect song as is
these things had to have been the cybertrucks of the late 19th century
November 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
these things had to have been the cybertrucks of the late 19th century
Someone’s great great great granddaddy got head on this
November 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Someone’s great great great granddaddy got head on this