I.G.Y. Azalea
@steelydad.bsky.social
Top 0.1% OnlyDans. Steely Dad. Glamour Professional. I live where you vacation & eat dinner where you buy gas 🌴🐊🦩 way deep into nothing special
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the best star wars movie is Spaceballs
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
the best star wars movie is Spaceballs
y’all I hate the future
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
y’all I hate the future
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Guys'll walk around like "yeah I'm p much over the divorce" then hear Tom Petty's Wildflowers and start vibrating
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Guys'll walk around like "yeah I'm p much over the divorce" then hear Tom Petty's Wildflowers and start vibrating
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The Cuervo gold AND the fine Colombian? In this economy??!
November 22, 2025 at 11:15 AM
The Cuervo gold AND the fine Colombian? In this economy??!
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putting the “unc” in uncrustables
November 22, 2025 at 11:29 AM
putting the “unc” in uncrustables
putting the “unc” in uncrustables
November 22, 2025 at 11:29 AM
putting the “unc” in uncrustables
The Cuervo gold AND the fine Colombian? In this economy??!
November 22, 2025 at 11:15 AM
The Cuervo gold AND the fine Colombian? In this economy??!
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Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success
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Sticking a knife in the bad takes bottle trying to get more to come out
October 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Sticking a knife in the bad takes bottle trying to get more to come out
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Islands in the stream
That is what we are
No one in between
How can we be wrong?
Sail away with me
To another world
And we rely on each other, ah ha
From one lover to another, ah ha
That is what we are
No one in between
How can we be wrong?
Sail away with me
To another world
And we rely on each other, ah ha
From one lover to another, ah ha
November 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Islands in the stream
That is what we are
No one in between
How can we be wrong?
Sail away with me
To another world
And we rely on each other, ah ha
From one lover to another, ah ha
That is what we are
No one in between
How can we be wrong?
Sail away with me
To another world
And we rely on each other, ah ha
From one lover to another, ah ha
it would be so chill if he becomes beatified and these all become relics
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
Spike Lee Blesses Pope Leo with Knicks Jersey
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
www.vulture.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
it would be so chill if he becomes beatified and these all become relics
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ole miss job is now spoken for
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
ole miss job is now spoken for
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
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I don’t know much about the Wicked movies but I assume they’re set in Boston
November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I don’t know much about the Wicked movies but I assume they’re set in Boston
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we're reviving ancient musical masterpieces for the lyre quartet. we're breaking into tombs to add hatshepsut back to her rightful place on the king lists. we're smoking fat doinks on reedy riverbanks in twilight
November 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
we're reviving ancient musical masterpieces for the lyre quartet. we're breaking into tombs to add hatshepsut back to her rightful place on the king lists. we're smoking fat doinks on reedy riverbanks in twilight
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Hey @steelydad.bsky.social I know you aren’t on TikTok but at least you have me 🥰
November 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Hey @steelydad.bsky.social I know you aren’t on TikTok but at least you have me 🥰
tonight’s fare is UL Lafayette (4-6) at Arkansas State (5-5), what an embarrassment; meanwhile Buffalo @ Houston is apparently the NFL’s best offering 😴
NFL games on Thursday night have absolutely cratered a once-proud tradition of an extremely weird and sometimes thrilling ACC matchup and we as a society are much worse off as a result. Pathetic that there is only one college game tonight.
November 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
tonight’s fare is UL Lafayette (4-6) at Arkansas State (5-5), what an embarrassment; meanwhile Buffalo @ Houston is apparently the NFL’s best offering 😴
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Dennis Hastert Just Going To Assume He Welcome Back In GOP
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Dennis Hastert Just Going To Assume He Welcome Back In GOP
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[King Missile voice]
November 20, 2025 at 1:10 PM
[King Missile voice]
WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSEEE
November 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSEEE
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there is an idea of an Ed Zitron some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable I simply am not there
November 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
there is an idea of an Ed Zitron some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable I simply am not there
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Holy fuckin' shit! Yacht Rock's pilot episode screened for Channel 101 over 20 years ago. I remember watching all the new episodes as they kept afloat for another month & I never would've guessed it would grow into what it is today. It definitely deserved all the fandom it's garnered over the years.
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Holy fuckin' shit! Yacht Rock's pilot episode screened for Channel 101 over 20 years ago. I remember watching all the new episodes as they kept afloat for another month & I never would've guessed it would grow into what it is today. It definitely deserved all the fandom it's garnered over the years.
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what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
literally a perfect album, no notes
literally a perfect album, no notes
November 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
literally a perfect album, no notes
literally a perfect album, no notes