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kerry ✨

@kschwenky.bsky.social

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power pop princess. fortune cookie poet. wishful thinker. goalie mom. she/her Trans rights are human rights. Free Palestine

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kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 28d

Introducing myself

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kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 3h

Told you bsky.app/profile/ksch...

kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 4h

I am the get worked up bra shopping online level of high

kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 3h

I’m sorry

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kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 3h

She guich on my koock til I mulcahy

Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 3h

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kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 3h

Charles Nelson Reilly smoking a pipe wearing a blue and white polkadot shirt ascot and white cap

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Ted Leo 🍉 @tedleo.bsky.social · 3h

who among us, etc.

Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 4h

I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me

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kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 4h

yes that’s it

kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 4h

And two for one of you

kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 4h

I am the get worked up bra shopping online level of high

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kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 4h

And jets!

kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 4h

You want me to be sad all year?

kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 4h

Not the Mets

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kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 4h

Buying one for every mutual 💕

An amber glass candle jar with black label YOU'RE THE BEST THING I’VE EVER
FOUND ON THE INTERNET

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kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 4h

Maybe next year I’ll follow baseball

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kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 5h

I’m the goat?!

send me anonymous messages!
Best Kerry oat

kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 5h

hey that’s super sweet thank you

send me anonymous messages!
You're cool as shit and legit one of my like four favorite people on the blue skies

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kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 5h

If you’re as bored as I am ngl.link/kschwenky86227

Anonymous messages!

ngl.link

kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 5h

I hope statsrespecter is happy

kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 5h

the white stripes on the rock hall list okay

kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 5d

Little Cream Soda - the white stripes

send me anonymous messages!
You're a relief pitcher.
What's your walk on music?

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Marcy @deadheadgirly.bsky.social · 21d

Every time Harrison Butker misses a kick, a trans girl gets approved for HRT.

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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 6h

my teenager just said I was born in the 1900s

Dennis Reynolds laughing, but not internally

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kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 6h

My kid: you know your birth was closer to the end of WW 2 than to now? Cool thanks dick

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🎃 Spooky Chip bitney 🎃 @fragboner.bsky.social · 7h

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Yeah she was your girl, til she saw me riding the coin operated horse outside of Walmart in my cowboy scoots

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 7h

30 minutes into Columbo & Chill and he looks at you like this:

columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 9h

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 8h

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