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kerry ✨
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power pop princess. fortune cookie poet. wishful thinker. goalie mom. she/her

Trans rights are human rights. Free Palestine
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Introducing myself
Bad Bunny announcing at the Super Bowl
what would be the funniest way to find out It happened

like via Jeff Passan or something
December 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
He’s going to die and probably not too long from now and yet we’ll still have to exist in a space with people who liked and replied to this post
Demented, depraved
December 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
All media is trash and propaganda
Rob Reiner warned on CNN that speaking out against Trump could come at a cost. Three months later, the legendary director and his wife were found dead. Read the full story at bit.ly/48FWDIh

#RobReiner #FreeSpeech #Democracy #CNN #JimmyKimmel #Hollywood #Politics #BreakingNews
December 15, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Just spent an hour watching reels of dudes at the barber getting drastically different hair cuts and bb so many mullets 🔥
December 15, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Leave it to an economist to take a victory lap over something he had nothing to do with
Just want to share with my American friends how the Australians respond to a shooting tragedy. Action, rather than thoughts and prayers.
December 15, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Love showering & putting on body lotion and then getting back into bed for 90 mins
December 15, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Oh I am
December 15, 2025 at 9:32 AM
bloody hell
BREAKING: Providence Mayor Brett Smiley says they are releasing the person of interest who was taken into custody this in the Brown University shooting this morning.
December 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
“Don’t go to twitter…” I haven’t used that site in over two years. Why would i
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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“Spinal Tap” brought the razor-sharp humor; “When Harry Met Sally” captured sweetness and deep humanity. What horrible news to end a weekend full of horrific news. people.com/rob-reiner-d...
Rob Reiner, All in the Family Star and When Harry Met Sally Director, Dead at 78 Along with Wife in Apparent Homicide
Rob Reiner and his wife Michele Reiner were found dead in their Brentwood, Calif., home in what police are calling a double homicide.
people.com
December 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Rest in piss Kissinger 🖕
43 years after its release on September 2, 1980, Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables was certified Gold by the RIAA two years ago today, December 15, 2023!

It was long overdue as it is one of the most influential punk rock albums in music history

#punkrock #deadkennedys #punkrockhistory
December 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I have six blankets on me and the heating pad. Who wants to watch trash tv
December 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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I'd like to give my incarcerated son a Merry Christmas and happy birthday. Any donations for him will be spent on store, which he usually uses for food and sometimes clothing, and media, which is used for phone calls and music. Thanks, and Happy Holidays to everyone!
Paypal: [email protected]
December 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Just need to be clear that the US Air Force almost caused a major commercial flight catastrophe because they are flying over Venezuela with transponders off
NOT GOOD 🫠

‘the air traffic controller noted not seeing the military aircraft on their end, as it had the transponder off and was not transmitting its location.

“We almost had a midair collision up here,” the pilot said, according to ATC recordings. "They passed directly in our flight path ..."’
JetBlue pilot narrowly avoids 'midair collision' with Air Force plane near Venezuela
A JetBlue Airways pilot said he narrowly avoided a "midair collision" with a U.S. military aircraft that entered his flight path.
abcnews.go.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Looked at the news and cried for 15 minutes. Totally normal planet.
December 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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The prophecy is true?
December 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
nerd magic and cheese
these are a few of my favorite things 🎶
I hate how much I enjoyed this

BIG NERD DESIGN ENERGY 🫦
December 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
That three spirits thing and a nightmare blunt rotation
Rebel Wilson, Sacha Baron Cohen and Ashton Kutcher react to deadly attack on Jewish community on Bondi Beach
Celebrities react to deadly attack on Jewish community on Bondi Beach
www.independent.co.uk
December 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I have a fever. Still sound like hell. I have no idea what’s fucking happening, but I know it’s not Covid and I know it’s not the flu.
December 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Bari dressed in brown like the huge turd she is
Insanely pathetic numbers for something so highly touted
December 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Me. Excited for a brief moment until I realized
So. Much. Kelce. Brother. Playoff. Coverage.

Ugh.
It’s official: the Kansas City Chiefs will miss the playoffs after three straight Super Bowl appearances 👀

Is their dynasty over for the foreseeable future?
December 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
December 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
laying in bed listening to Tinted Windows
December 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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rips off your tweet is definitely gonna lose it today when straight up jacked it verbatim
December 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
December 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM