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power pop princess. fortune cookie poet. wishful thinker. goalie mom. she/her

Trans rights are human rights. Free Palestine
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kschwenky.bsky.social
Just saw this oops! Thank you 1200 people have me blocked on here lol
send me anonymous messages! I've only recently started following you and you are easily my favorite account on Bluesky.
November 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
kschwenky.bsky.social
well fuck me goddamn
Johnny Knoxville again sitting in a convertible wearing a red T-shirt sunglasses & dickies
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
kschwenky.bsky.social
WHERE DO I SIGN
Instagram reel of photos of Johnny Knoxville that says petition for guys mascs to dress like 2000 Johnny Knoxville. In the photo Johnny is wearing a white Ramones T-shirt, jeans, black chucks, and he’s holding two white plastic shopping bags
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
kschwenky.bsky.social
Oh your girl is feeling all the feels today. 61 years and they both laughed through the interview, and then it played Wouldn’t It Be Nice
An elderly couple on the street in Manhattan she’s wearing a jacket, and orange turtle neck and orange and black striped which leg tights headband. He’s wearing a jacket and a cap. They both have friendly faces and gray hair. They’re being interviewed by meet cute NYC and she’s just said we met in September 1964. Below that is a picture of them around the time they met. She’s got blonde braids, a white T-shirt, and dark pants. He shirtless with dark pants on and they are on a ship.
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
kschwenky.bsky.social
Agreed! Here’s her rendition of me which is my most favorite thing ever
Black and white sketch, drawing of a woman in a dress and heels blonde hair in a headband, dark rimmed glasses at dark lips. Her hands are in front of her together and her toes are touching.
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
kschwenky.bsky.social
wint @dril issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
kschwenky.bsky.social
Matthew McConaughey as Rust cohle in true detective. Smoking a cigarette While being interviewed by police
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
kschwenky.bsky.social
lol
Modern Television Product https://bsky.app/profile/ premthakker.bsky.social/post/ 3m6gg4my5oc2d The post you're replying to was marked as being written in Icelandic by its author. Would you like to reply in Icelandic? Yes
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
kschwenky.bsky.social
Dying lol
He was fired after the Cardinals crumbled to 4-12 the following season, which saw them lose seven of their final eight games. After a miserable 37-13 loss on Monday Night Football to the Dallas Cowboys to close the year out, Ryan (who mistakenly left the field before the final seconds) was fired by owner Bill Bidwill on December 26. Bidwill cited the lackluster effort by the team as the pushing factor in his decision. 43] He spent two seasons in Arizona 401 and compiled a record of 12-20.144]
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
kschwenky.bsky.social
there it is
1995 Arizona Cardinals season Owner Bill Bidwill Head coach Buddy Ryan
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
kschwenky.bsky.social
Teeny version…

OF YOUR PFP I MEAN
Skald the witch
November 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
kschwenky.bsky.social
Kept meaning to hit the site and finally went on this morning. First one to pop up. Kismet 🐾
Paris needs a warm jacket to keep him protected and comfortable while he works outside in all kinds of weather. As he walks dogs to support himself, having a reliable coat will be essential during the cold months ahead.
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 AM
kschwenky.bsky.social
Carrying my car radio faceplate, the key to my Claw & a pack of Marlboro ultras into the club like
Black-and-white photo of Drew Barrymore from the mid 90s in a white baby doll dress short platinum blonde wavy hair and she’s smiling with dark colored lipstick on
November 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
kschwenky.bsky.social
I’m fucking wheezing
theinnocencetest.com Back Devil Child (86) idk what you're doing on the weekends, but all the more power to you. Lucifer would be proud.
November 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
kschwenky.bsky.social
chilling out with this little nugget all week
A small pittie coco lab mix pup rest under a cream throw blanket on a couch
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
kschwenky.bsky.social
Five members of the Star Wars Cantina band playing their instruments set on a white backdrop. They’re all wearing the same outfit black top dark gray pants, black boots. They’re all big eyed bald headed weird dudes
November 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
kschwenky.bsky.social
GO OFF KATHY OMGGGG
Kathy hochul on Chris Hayes saying she’s full of shit I’m sorry about Elise stefanik
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
kschwenky.bsky.social
wo downloading new pics what’s is it like dating you
Person in a fuzzy yellow monster costume talking to a a guy with his chin in his hand on a park bench “hey dipshit you good?”
November 22, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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(Small photo of jar jar nest to a prompt) JAR JAR BINKS MEESA HATE IT HERE FEELING: PAIN Meme
November 22, 2025 at 7:10 AM
kschwenky.bsky.social
It’s warm too
Bread on a plate at the diner
November 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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George w bush being told that a plane had hit the twin towers
November 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
kschwenky.bsky.social
Me: Every day is crappy and miserable

My shuffle: I got u bb 😘
Sink to the Bottom Fountains Of Wayne. Screenshot of Apple Music
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Applies lipgloss with attitude meme. Photo of a woman’s face in a compact mirror with heavy lip gloss on.
November 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Sexy daffy being sexy
November 20, 2025 at 9:39 PM