doom boy
@doomboy.bsky.social
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i am 30 or 40 years old and do not need this. i love my wife @cheeseraven.bsky.social
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doomboy.bsky.social
he looks so bald here
doomboy.bsky.social
now if only we had group chats
doomboy.bsky.social
i wanna be a cowboy baby
doomboy.bsky.social
i regularly go back to this video of the beach boys in middle age, being led by brian wilson in an impromptu acoustic take of "be my baby." they were fighting a lot then, but these guys loved this song so much, and even 20+ years into their career, you can still see it here. youtu.be/qIhiog1ENeU?...
The Beach Boys - Be My Baby (Ronettes cover)
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doomboy.bsky.social
stadiums stop selling booze after the 7th inning. these fans are so fucking sober rn
doomboy.bsky.social
the tigers and the mariners are taking a 14th inning stretch and breaking for granola bars and juice boxes
coachfinstock.bsky.social
It is October 2028. The Seattle Mariners and Detroit Tigers are still playing the divisional round playoff game that began in 2025. The rest of the MLB decided to continue on without them and start a whole new league.
doomboy.bsky.social
what a coincidence, my first wife is about to leave me cause i won't stop playing civ6
doomboy.bsky.social
i've only played sid meier's civilization games maybe three or four times in my life, but each of those times i become hopelessly addicted until im done
doomboy.bsky.social
god i'm so glad i moved to canada and don't ever have to think about this idiotic shit again
tznkai.bsky.social
It's open enrollment time so here's a convenient peg to hang a little tutorial about how to choose your health insurance.

Most of the advice you get is bad. Most of your instincts are bad. I however used to work for a health insurance company and I do arithmetic for a living so I can help.
batmansrobyn.bsky.social
Personally I think it's great that my company's HR sends out an official looking tool where they even ask you to pre-populate your healthcare providers and instead of being the actual insurance enrollment process it's just some bullshit checklist to try and convince me I actually don't want a PPO
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lordpiss.bsky.social
mad respect to how little effort they put into this marketing campaign
doomboy.bsky.social
nothing more lovely than an evening spent watching the yankees lose
doomboy.bsky.social
i just get the normal kind of drunk
doomboy.bsky.social
wouldn't you say that's less "ideologically" and more "morally" 🤓
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doomboy.bsky.social
renaissance-era plate with text reading: "everybody looks at me like i'm a dickhead"
doomboy.bsky.social
renaissance-era plate with text reading: "everybody looks at me like i'm a dickhead"
doomboy.bsky.social
meeting new people socially as a partner in a both-trans couple often involves us spending the first hours of interaction with someone repeatedly yet subtly showing them we're not (1) unbearably cringe or (2) looking for a polycule
doomboy.bsky.social
new reaction pic from yesterdays idiot circus
doomboy.bsky.social
i started it today and am already 300 pages in. tartt is so good.
doomboy.bsky.social
sorry for no posts, too busy swallowing whole the most impossible-to-put-down book i've read in ages
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doomboy.bsky.social
both trump and biden are teetotalers who claim to have never drank alcohol. no wonder this country's going to shit: three terms in a row of presidents who have never once had fun
doomboy.bsky.social
in that region? cajun, creole, gulf seafood in general, kansas city bbq, memphis bbq
doomboy.bsky.social
as someone who grew up in E, i regularly mourn the fact that my emigration has deprived me of the cuisine of my people, which is my birthright