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I’m only accepting compliments in 2025 so if you’ve got a negative comment you can shove it up your ass 🥰
Nope sorry you don’t get to quote me and say personal surveillance of your neighbors is justified “in the hood” you fuckass jabroni
Blaming @tikkikki.bsky.social bc next I’m gonna start looking at Vienna but trust she will keep my bougier tendencies in check
Oh I guess I can ask for food recs in Paris bc we’ve reached a day when I am inexplicably in planning mode
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if you oppose multi-family housing in your neighborhood you are pro-homelessness. you love it and you think there should be more
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
You can’t really make the “no expectation of privacy in public” argument when there isn’t a path to an exit that doesn’t go past a camera. I can at least see where they try to argue on detached homes even though it is gross
Is there a case I can make to building management or something? They already have security cameras.
There are multiple people on my floor that have these to the point I can’t leave without walking by one and I legitimately think it should be fucking illegal
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If you’re in a creative field and you don’t lift up the work of your peers, you can’t expect people to care about your stuff
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
Is this a blouse or a dress? Bc it is lovely and you look great in it. And that lip color! I need to get back to wearing a bold lip, thank you for the reminder
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I’m loving this new trend of women everywhere yelling at shitbird politicians and ICE agents
Ran into Ted Cruz at the airport and called him out for his BS lies and shutting the government down
Still laughing at Haynes King having enough time to check with the sideline on if he needed to go down or score
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This entire thread is the reason people need to learn, and properly use, the two definitions of "performative."

1. Bringing something into being by speech or action (linguistics/social theory)

2. To express something inauthentically to boost one's image (political discourse)
Not a shitpost: #NoKings is feel-good performative activism for comfortable mostly upper and upper middle class white folks and that’s good, actually. Millions of people in the streets protesting a fascist regime is good. It is good for the normie baseline to be massive displays of public dissent.
Lmao watching Jimbo on ACC Huddle and he said Tech “kep keppin” as in “didn’t quit” and that is honestly just fucking perfect
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Well I was not expecting BILL NIGHY to be spitting facts today!
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I really do hope it’s us and Virginia just for 1990 vibes
Here’s one for you Virginia, and one for you Miami I guess. And Pitt. And Stanford, new to the friend group but hi here you go
Beating Alabama in the midst of an ACC conference drought is 100% them begging for forgiveness and I am enjoying their merry trek along the coasts to deliver the transitive wins
The ACC expanding into liberal enclave after liberal enclave, ensuring that FSU keeps losing road games in the absolute funniest environments for their fans.
We are not the fucking borg
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The Trump administration says more difficult questions, and other changes to the naturalization process, will ensure only immigrants who are "fully assimilated" will gain citizenship.
The test for U.S. citizenship is about to get harder
The Trump administration says more difficult questions, and other changes to the naturalization process, will ensure only immigrants who are "fully assimilated" will gain citizenship.
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