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Emily may be mean, but she is correct

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I’m only accepting compliments in 2025 so if you’ve got a negative comment you can shove it up your ass 🥰
Chargers run out a degloved Justin Herbert who immediately turns the ball over. It is fumbled back to them by the Eagles.
December 9, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Marcus Freeman and Jeremiah Love on watch what happens live with Andy tonight?

No wonder they don’t have time for a bowl game.
December 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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I know Americans overly romanticize Europe but I still think moving to a little house on a canal in the Netherlands could solve like 82% of my problems
December 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
December 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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We don't have a culture that says that "public goods are GOOD." Vociferously. We have a political culture with one party that says public goods are BAD and the other that says "Meh, they should be means-tested."
December 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
“The Colts are considering a 44 year old white guy”
Girl if you don’t get in line
December 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Nobody wants this fucking football
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
First ever useful LinkedIn notification: “(former work colleague) now works at (cannabis company)”
December 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
“Let that person die bc I believe in personal responsibility” mmhmm ok cool
December 9, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Oh I guess I’m gonna reup this for addiction in general bc wow some of y’all suuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Hey just a cautious reminder that a lot of folks with ADHD and other neurodivergent people struggle with things like substance abuse and gambling as a part of their disabilities so saying shit like “they think they know better so they deserve it” about people with gambling debt is really shitty
December 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
We are covering their beer bellies bc we are kind and magnanimous though they do not deserve it
Whichever one of y'all called out the belly button cover pose in couples pics a few months ago i hate you so much
December 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Itchy block finger
December 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Which is bad for how they want this shit to run. Sorry we still want to play the games while you guys talk about hypotheticals
It’s particularly annoying because the ACC this year was marked by teams taking major steps forward and therefore making themselves lethal competition for each other. It was an actual league with a lot of instant classic nail biters this year in a way the rest of the P4 wasn’t.
December 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Oooo yikes y’all please bc careful and also block/report that account if you can
lmao I guess the V word is a bot trigger because look what happened
December 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I appreciate that there’s a large cfb contingent here bc of the airlift but I do miss my ACC people bc it is god damn obnoxious dealing with the bullshit y’all cause then blame us for
December 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Anyway who wants to fund my trip to the pop tarts bowl bc we have appropriate bowl bids this year since people are having a hissy fit about it
December 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Jfc. There are games on the schedule. The goal is to win them. Thanks.
December 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Look if I have to be the one everyone side eyes bc I have positive opinions about football outside of the sec then fine. I can play that role very well. It does get exhausting being right all the time though
December 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Yeah no you can fuck all the way off
well also if there could have been more than 2/3 actually good ACC teams notre dame's strength of schedule could have been actually good!
December 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Cool who did ND lose to
Miami lost to more ACC teams!
December 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Why is the ACC is the only conference that understands everybody should be trying to win all the games they play irl and not hypothetical bullshit land
December 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Mother fucker don’t lose to ACC teams then, it’s a simple enough equation
Notre Dame AD Pete Bevacqua to DP Show on the ACC: "We were mystified by the actions of the conference to attack their biggest partner really in football...They have certainly done permanent damage to the relationship between the conference and Notre Dame."
December 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Hey just a cautious reminder that a lot of folks with ADHD and other neurodivergent people struggle with things like substance abuse and gambling as a part of their disabilities so saying shit like “they think they know better so they deserve it” about people with gambling debt is really shitty
December 8, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM