pistachiHoHoHo 🎄☃️
@streetlightlily.bsky.social
aspiring carbohydrate | indiscriminate yelling | dnd | college football | reality tv | various plants | Hornt for Good™️
Emily may be mean, but she is correct
she/her
Emily may be mean, but she is correct
she/her
Pinned
I’m only accepting compliments in 2025 so if you’ve got a negative comment you can shove it up your ass 🥰
My dad gave me Christmas pajamas and they have entire too much red for my taste but I did (begrudgingly) allow them into my home
December 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
My dad gave me Christmas pajamas and they have entire too much red for my taste but I did (begrudgingly) allow them into my home
There’s a list of candidates
December 16, 2025 at 2:11 AM
There’s a list of candidates
Capital One owes me $50.
December 16, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Capital One owes me $50.
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AND his family?? I take it all back this man is a hero. sure the entire league‘s funds will dry up by 2029 but that’s a problem for a bunch of billionaires, fuck it
If Rivers retires at the end of the season, he and his family will get health insurance until August 2031.
Details:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...
Details:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...
With return, Rivers extends NFL health insurance plan for 5 more years
www.nytimes.com
December 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
AND his family?? I take it all back this man is a hero. sure the entire league‘s funds will dry up by 2029 but that’s a problem for a bunch of billionaires, fuck it
Once again bored on a weeknight ngl.link/streetlightl...
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
ngl.link
December 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Once again bored on a weeknight ngl.link/streetlightl...
It was not fully dark when I got off work. We’re almost through it. We’re gonna make it.
December 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
It was not fully dark when I got off work. We’re almost through it. We’re gonna make it.
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The platonic ideal of social media is people just dicking about and talking about shared interests. It's good to not take this stuff too seriously!
to be clear, it is fine if you just want to dick around! that's what i mostly do on here. but the idea that "you're giving up the fight to influence people by not using X" is belied by the fact that effectively *no one* uses X. and i don't see any of the "use X!" people on tiktok or youtube.
December 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The platonic ideal of social media is people just dicking about and talking about shared interests. It's good to not take this stuff too seriously!
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1. Yes, absolutely.
2. So did George solo.
3. Last Christmas whips ass.
4. I've said this before, but it breaks my heart that George didn't live long enough to see the kind of latter-years adulation that he ABSOLUTELY would have and should have gotten.
2. So did George solo.
3. Last Christmas whips ass.
4. I've said this before, but it breaks my heart that George didn't live long enough to see the kind of latter-years adulation that he ABSOLUTELY would have and should have gotten.
Wham! had some real bangers, holy shit
December 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
1. Yes, absolutely.
2. So did George solo.
3. Last Christmas whips ass.
4. I've said this before, but it breaks my heart that George didn't live long enough to see the kind of latter-years adulation that he ABSOLUTELY would have and should have gotten.
2. So did George solo.
3. Last Christmas whips ass.
4. I've said this before, but it breaks my heart that George didn't live long enough to see the kind of latter-years adulation that he ABSOLUTELY would have and should have gotten.
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birthday coming up this week and I want a heated cat house for strays, so I have been dropping subtle hints like "please god I need it so bad, I want to help them, please buy me it" and "this is something I genuinely need, please"
December 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
birthday coming up this week and I want a heated cat house for strays, so I have been dropping subtle hints like "please god I need it so bad, I want to help them, please buy me it" and "this is something I genuinely need, please"
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I think the fundamental gap here is that non-creative people think that creative people make things for the end product, when in fact it’s the act of creation and not the end point that makes it worthwhile.
I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
December 15, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I think the fundamental gap here is that non-creative people think that creative people make things for the end product, when in fact it’s the act of creation and not the end point that makes it worthwhile.
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Brittany Mahomes about to do a town hall with Bari Weiss
December 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Brittany Mahomes about to do a town hall with Bari Weiss
I have discovered that one of my cousins is a messy bitch like me and we’re going to get this family back into regular gatherings so we can gossip about who is running around with who else’s husband
December 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I have discovered that one of my cousins is a messy bitch like me and we’re going to get this family back into regular gatherings so we can gossip about who is running around with who else’s husband
Hey. Guess. What.
I wish to fuck they would let my fucking adderall prescription auto renew bc I CAN’T REMEMBER TO REQUEST THE REFILL ya know bc of the disability and all
December 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Hey. Guess. What.
Let’s try this again
December 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Let’s try this again
Deal with the bathroom selfie
December 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Deal with the bathroom selfie
Y’all could’ve started early like me
I am fully of the opinion that this kid is going to spend his post college career making us despise him on a deep personal level
Pavia could've gone full circle and urinated on the Heisman logo!
December 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Y’all could’ve started early like me
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I will never forgive the tech bros for ruining cute animal videos.
December 14, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I will never forgive the tech bros for ruining cute animal videos.
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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
Love the content warnings on this book:
Skin ornaments
Accidental cannibalism
Not so accidental cannibalism
Skin ornaments
Accidental cannibalism
Not so accidental cannibalism
December 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Love the content warnings on this book:
Skin ornaments
Accidental cannibalism
Not so accidental cannibalism
Skin ornaments
Accidental cannibalism
Not so accidental cannibalism
I have said explicit things about a cookie today and I am not sorry
December 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I have said explicit things about a cookie today and I am not sorry
Oh no SC State
December 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Oh no SC State
Geography isn’t my *best* subject but
December 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Geography isn’t my *best* subject but