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Ann Aguirre
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NYT & USA Today bestselling writer. Gamer. Enjoys Korean dramas, music, movies, video games, silly pet photos.

Yes, I wrote Enclave and Strange Love. I have lots of books out! You should read them.

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Garrus lovers:
Science fiction romance oming June 17, 2025.

"Galaxy Quest meets Roswell in this quirky sci-fi rom-com..."

Please re-skeet, so others can experience the joy.

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Pre-orders are vital, so please do if you can. Or ask your librarian to get it!
If someone says a, "just being honest" when you express hurt, that's a red flag. It prioritizes their right to say whatever they want over respect for your emotional well-being.

Someone who loves you should care if they hurt you. Even if you needed to hear it, there should still be concern.
December 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
After doing chores all day, taking a shower and then getting in a freshly made bed with clean sheets is pretty terrific.

But then I have to get up again. 😭

My bed is so cozy!!
December 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
On today's feed-yourself thread:

Not sure how many people know this, but a 'best-by' date isn't the same as an expiration date. The food is probably still fine as long as it hasn't been a super long time.

Use reasonable precautions. If it tastes or smells bad, discard.
December 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
This is fucking brilliant
December 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Today I did 5 hours of volunteer work, walked the dog twice, cleaned the cat boxes, the house is spotless, and now I am doing laundry.

Yet I'm feeling guilty for not getting any work (writing) done. Why am I like this?
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I kinda think I need a new laptop but the idea of getting one NOW makes me want to rage cry.

With all the bloatware and AI crap, I just wanna stomp my feet on the floor and yell about it like I'm three.
a little girl in a red and purple dress is holding a toothbrush and making a funny face .
Alt: an enraged child in a red and purple dress is shaking a hairbrush with the angriest expression in the world
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December 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
to make air travel more tolerable, try creating accessible, free napping spaces.

What's that? You can't, because unhoused people might know a moment of peace?

Got it, you're an asshole who doesn't want anything to be better for anyone else.
December 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Not long ago, I learned that incineration toilets are a thing. That idea amazes me. I have so many questions!

For real, as a kid, I never a imagined a toilet that would set poo on fire. I thought that was only for pranks on porches.
December 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Today is such a Monday. It just Monday'd all over me and I'm still cleaning up. I need to shower now and do laundry, it was so much Monday.
December 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Sometimes I think about how TV pros did such a good job making a certain dipshit look competent that a whole slew of people elected him president.

If they'd let him be himself on TV, with no fixes, what would things be like today? Would we still be here?
December 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I was standing in a long line at the post office this morning to send parcels and overheard the bleakest conversation between two young women:

YW1: My current living situation is...not good. I need to find a new place but I don't have money.

YW2: You looking on (dating app)?

(more)
December 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Reposted by Ann Aguirre
The Gerald Locklin poem never fails to make me tear up.

This one, on the other hand...do I ever feel like it? Aye. Fuck it. Ah dae.

(by Robert Florence)
December 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Pre-ordered! Get yours.
December 5, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Just an aside: what I love most about this is, it vibes like chilaquiles but it's crispy! If you add chicken and more sauce? OMG. 😋

I love the IDEA of chilaquiles but I hate how fast they get mushy. The chips soak up the sauce and turn into porridge topped with chicken, cheese, and cream.
The sauce takes this to the next level. It gives the quesadillas a glossy / crispy mouth feel that plain dry tortillas don't achieve on their own. And it's lighter than frying them in oil.

If you want to do the crispy taco version, use a combo of spicy meat / bean filling and prepare the same way.
December 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Made a serious typo here! 15-20 minutes, not 350 minutes. Egads.
Spoon some sauce over the first layer, just a little. 6 more tortillas. More sauce. Top with whatever cheese you have (if you eat it). Bake at 350 for 350 minutes til hot and yummy. Top with shredded lettuce and sour cream.

Cut like a lasagna and eat immediately. It's really good.
December 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
In today's feed-yourself thread:

Leftovers!

Re-purposing food is the single best skill you can acquire in your kitchen adventures.

I'm known as a wizard for two reasons. 1) I can turn almost nothing into a delicious meal. 2) I can turn an old dinner into a new & delicious dinner every time.
December 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Imagine it being controversial for a candidate to say, "stop killing and terrorizing people, stop starving children, stop beating up old ladies and focus on health care reform"
December 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Turns out this was just a notice explaining everything and telling me to file a claim, which I have already done.
Whoa. USPS Informed Delivery just told me I'm getting what looks like a very official letter.

"Important Class Action Notice
Authorized by
Senior District Judge William Alsup"

Authors, if you're part of this, watch your mailboxes for correspondence.
December 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Reposted by Ann Aguirre
You know, I only appreciate Jeanne D’Arc more after learning her battle plans were universally pretty much just “Well, how ‘bout go kill those motherfuckers right now?”
December 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Reposted by Ann Aguirre
Whoa. USPS Informed Delivery just told me I'm getting what looks like a very official letter.

"Important Class Action Notice
Authorized by
Senior District Judge William Alsup"

Authors, if you're part of this, watch your mailboxes for correspondence.
December 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Reposted by Ann Aguirre
they say do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life but stalking bigfoot is actually a lot of work
December 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
OK so... last night, I got groceries. Didn't notice that I had shut part of the seatbelt in the door cos it was dark and rainy.

Which means when I took the dog out all morning, I noticed that I had a wet seatbelt. Do I need to sit out there with a hairdryer? I don't want a moldy car. 😭
December 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Whoa. USPS Informed Delivery just told me I'm getting what looks like a very official letter.

"Important Class Action Notice
Authorized by
Senior District Judge William Alsup"

Authors, if you're part of this, watch your mailboxes for correspondence.
December 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
If you didn't know you needed to play a free WuXia MMO immediately, read this review.

steamcommunity.com/id/Revonau/r...
Steam Community :: MV1 ⁧⁧Alienic Drive :: Review for Where Winds Meet
My first hours in this game were an unhinged sitcom starring me, a bear, and several medical emergencies. I began by crafting a character so horrifying the character creator begged for mercy and the g...
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December 4, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Reposted by Ann Aguirre
Maybe instead of committing atrocities, we could just make the rich pay their fair share and have universal healthcare and affordable housing instead.

Idk, just spitballing here.
December 4, 2025 at 4:31 AM