Dave Hutchinson
@hutchinsondave.bsky.social
the littl shynin man the Addom, he runs in the wud
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I don't know why I haven't made this before now.
July 26, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I don't know why I haven't made this before now.
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Not much time left to get orders in for Christmas...
#CatsofBluesky #BlueskyCats
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#CatsofBluesky #BlueskyCats
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December 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Not much time left to get orders in for Christmas...
#CatsofBluesky #BlueskyCats
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#CatsofBluesky #BlueskyCats
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Has anyone done a really big survey asking not how you would vote in rerun Brexit referendum but how you *did* vote and, as far as is possible, if it even is possible, mapped it onto actual result. I bet more people now think they voted remain in 2016 than voted remain.
December 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Has anyone done a really big survey asking not how you would vote in rerun Brexit referendum but how you *did* vote and, as far as is possible, if it even is possible, mapped it onto actual result. I bet more people now think they voted remain in 2016 than voted remain.
Someone needs to report him to Social Services.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Someone needs to report him to Social Services.
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Anyone keeping one prisoner should be made to live in a Shoebill enclosure for several months.
December 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Anyone keeping one prisoner should be made to live in a Shoebill enclosure for several months.
Caracals are extremely cool, but they are absolutely not supposed to be in the house with you.
just watched a few dozen videos from the TikTok account of the people who own a caracal cat which very clearly should not be a pet and wants to kill them (every video is like this)
December 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Caracals are extremely cool, but they are absolutely not supposed to be in the house with you.
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Sometimes my partner sends me absolute bangers
April 23, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Sometimes my partner sends me absolute bangers
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We don’t do court reports, especially when it comes to violent crime, but there’s always an exception.
December 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
We don’t do court reports, especially when it comes to violent crime, but there’s always an exception.
@aptshadow.bsky.social Next year’s calendar arrived safely. Thank you! I particularly like February. 😊
December 9, 2025 at 12:46 PM
@aptshadow.bsky.social Next year’s calendar arrived safely. Thank you! I particularly like February. 😊
Finished Waterborne Exile by Suan Murray.
Loved it!
Now just have to wait for Susan to write the third book... 😐
Loved it!
Now just have to wait for Susan to write the third book... 😐
So close to finishing Waterborne Exile!
Just have to wait for Susan to write book 3...
Just have to wait for Susan to write book 3...
December 9, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Judging by the number of people who’ve said they have a copy, everyone’s already read it, but today’s the official publication date of The Essence, so there we go.
The Essence, Dave Hutchinson - Books - The Essence
NewCon Press is a multiple award-winning independent publisher specialising in science fiction, fantasy, dark fantasy and horror.
www.newconpress.co.uk
December 9, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Judging by the number of people who’ve said they have a copy, everyone’s already read it, but today’s the official publication date of The Essence, so there we go.
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Finally, a foe worthy of her talents.
Nothing says getting into the festive spirit like going online to shout at some biscuits
December 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Finally, a foe worthy of her talents.
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Didn’t see the first rug for about half an hour – Tasselled Wobbegong – thirteen footer. You know how you know that when you’re in the water, Chief? You tell by lookin from the tassels to the muppet mouth. Yknow, the thing about a rug? He’s got lifeless weave, black weave, like a doll’s weave.
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Didn’t see the first rug for about half an hour – Tasselled Wobbegong – thirteen footer. You know how you know that when you’re in the water, Chief? You tell by lookin from the tassels to the muppet mouth. Yknow, the thing about a rug? He’s got lifeless weave, black weave, like a doll’s weave.
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TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
Once upon a time, this would have been a bit of a red flag.
Kremlin hails Trump’s national security strategy as aligned with Russia’s vision
Moscow welcomes White House document critical of the EU as talks to end the Ukraine war enter a key phase
www.theguardian.com
December 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Once upon a time, this would have been a bit of a red flag.
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That's the vet behind saying "Just put it in his food, he'll never notice." While standing well back, giggling, and heavily armed.
December 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
That's the vet behind saying "Just put it in his food, he'll never notice." While standing well back, giggling, and heavily armed.
A stone tablet recently excavated from the site of the ancient Sumerian city of Ur shows the hero Gilgamesh, king of Uruk, giving his cat a pill.
December 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
A stone tablet recently excavated from the site of the ancient Sumerian city of Ur shows the hero Gilgamesh, king of Uruk, giving his cat a pill.
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A few Christmases ago I made some people cross on Twitter by sharing below without the accompanying caption/punchline but I think it’s fun to work it out
December 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
A few Christmases ago I made some people cross on Twitter by sharing below without the accompanying caption/punchline but I think it’s fun to work it out
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Coz every girl crazy 'bout a Harp Dressed Man
December 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Coz every girl crazy 'bout a Harp Dressed Man
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Yf thou knowest, thou knowest.
December 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Yf thou knowest, thou knowest.
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My cat sofas are at their cheapest ever! #Caturday #CatsofBluesky #BlueskyCats
Now is the perfect time to buy one for your own cat or as a gift for a cat lover.. craftysharp.etsy.com
Now is the perfect time to buy one for your own cat or as a gift for a cat lover.. craftysharp.etsy.com
December 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
My cat sofas are at their cheapest ever! #Caturday #CatsofBluesky #BlueskyCats
Now is the perfect time to buy one for your own cat or as a gift for a cat lover.. craftysharp.etsy.com
Now is the perfect time to buy one for your own cat or as a gift for a cat lover.. craftysharp.etsy.com