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PINNED TWEET: It’s a cat. That panther you saw, that wolf, that yeti, that ghost, that strange light in the sky. Cat. It’s always a cat.
I’ll be the one to say it: Stunt cat hired as a publicity stunt.
'It drew quite a crowd' - Irony was not lost on Chichester shoppers as feline becomes stranded on top of cat rescue centre
Irony climbed to new heights – quite literally – in Chichester city centre, when a cat became stranded on top of the very building dedicated to rescuing felines.
www.sussexexpress.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I’ll be the one to say it: Stunt cat hired as a publicity stunt.
Regret to report that those pencil-necked lubbers at the council AAARRRRRR at it again, me hearties.
Let me off the hook pleads Horndean pensioner who built pirate ship in garden
Swords have been drawn in a south of Butser village as a pensioner who built a pirate ship in his front garden has found himself in a planning arrr-gument.
www.petersfieldpost.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Regret to report that those pencil-necked lubbers at the council AAARRRRRR at it again, me hearties.
The Tiverton Grundies are back and Christmas is SAVED!
‘Pants’ Christmas lights return to Devon town
A triumphant comeback!
www.devonlive.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The Tiverton Grundies are back and Christmas is SAVED!
SPOILER: Warm vinegar on your chippy tea*.
*this is a lie
*this is a lie
Households urged to leave vinegar in oven overnight during winter for one reason
Households urged to leave vinegar in oven overnight during winter for one reason
Brits have been urged to leave vinegar in oven overnight during winter for this one reason.
dlvr.it
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
SPOILER: Warm vinegar on your chippy tea*.
*this is a lie
*this is a lie
Won’t anybody think of the second home owners?
On the bright side, sales of tiny, tiny violins are soaring.
On the bright side, sales of tiny, tiny violins are soaring.
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Won’t anybody think of the second home owners?
On the bright side, sales of tiny, tiny violins are soaring.
On the bright side, sales of tiny, tiny violins are soaring.
Ghost, or the rare sight of the local MP showing up?
'Ghost' face caught on camera at historic Clacton pub by paranormal group
One incident caused the group’s electronic equipment and lights to go up.
www.clactonandfrintongazette.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Ghost, or the rare sight of the local MP showing up?
POO-ber, am I right?
Mum and son got in a 10-minute Uber, and couldn't believe what the app told them
Uber has since refunded Jay Myers, but he says he'd think twice about using the app again
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 12:29 PM
POO-ber, am I right?
Update to the god tier Cornish “You Can’t Park There Mate”. He’s still parked there after three weeks, mate.
'My Mini is still stuck in Cornish sinkhole after three weeks'
His insurance company says it will recover it for free - but not yet
www.cornwalllive.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Update to the god tier Cornish “You Can’t Park There Mate”. He’s still parked there after three weeks, mate.
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Broke my hand when the massage table collapsed during an oily rub. Told my wife it was a trip on a pavement. She's now written a three-page letter to the council. I've just spent my Sunday identifying a suitably raised slab in case they send someone to investigate.
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Broke my hand when the massage table collapsed during an oily rub. Told my wife it was a trip on a pavement. She's now written a three-page letter to the council. I've just spent my Sunday identifying a suitably raised slab in case they send someone to investigate.
All kicking off in Leith. Where’s the Leith Polith when you need them?
www.heraldscotland.com/life_style/2...
www.heraldscotland.com/life_style/2...
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 AM
All kicking off in Leith. Where’s the Leith Polith when you need them?
www.heraldscotland.com/life_style/2...
www.heraldscotland.com/life_style/2...
I saw the front page of The Scottish Farmer in the Co-op yesterday, and the top story is exactly the same, only Supercow doesn’t have a funny name.
www.thescottishfarmer.co.uk/news/2564762...
www.thescottishfarmer.co.uk/news/2564762...
November 27, 2025 at 8:54 AM
I saw the front page of The Scottish Farmer in the Co-op yesterday, and the top story is exactly the same, only Supercow doesn’t have a funny name.
www.thescottishfarmer.co.uk/news/2564762...
www.thescottishfarmer.co.uk/news/2564762...
PEOPLE OF COLCHESTER: Stop making your soil in the street like you are a beast in the field. Take a 74 or 76 Seasider bus from the High Street to Clacton instead.
Signs set up to combat city centre street plagued by human faeces, urine and vomit
Three signs have been spotted in Church Walk as residents and workers have complained of people urinating, defecating, and vomiting along the road.
www.gazette-news.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 AM
PEOPLE OF COLCHESTER: Stop making your soil in the street like you are a beast in the field. Take a 74 or 76 Seasider bus from the High Street to Clacton instead.
He’s got a point, you know.
Councillor furious over social housing left empty more than 2 years on despite crisis
A councillor has been left angry as social housing fit for a family has been left empty for more than two years.
www.gazette-news.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 AM
He’s got a point, you know.
2 many sneks 🐍
Council workers called out after 'snake' spotted in house cellar
Town hall staff were scrambled to catch a snake in a house cellar – only to find the venomous reptile was not what it seemed.
www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
2 many sneks 🐍
“Traumatised” 🤔
'Pets At Home gave me pregnant guinea pig'
Lauren May took her guinea pig home but says she was 'gobsmacked' when she woke up to find An had given birth three weeks later
www.bristolpost.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
“Traumatised” 🤔
Always wise to fence off the legal guy, in case it turns out he’s feral*.
*He is not.
*He is not.
The year-long saga has included protesting climbers, a secret six-figure pay-out and even gagging order
Council denies claim that chopping down trees will be 'unlawful'
The year-long saga has included protesting climbers, a secret six-figure pay-out and even a gagging order
www.cornwalllive.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Always wise to fence off the legal guy, in case it turns out he’s feral*.
*He is not.
*He is not.
Strong Beware of the Leopard response from the council here.
B&B owner upset by 'motorway-sized' road sign installed outside her property
A bed and breakfast owner has raised concerns over the impact of a large road sign on her business.
www.newsandstar.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Strong Beware of the Leopard response from the council here.
To be honest, I don’t think the daughter-in-law is the problem here.
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
To be honest, I don’t think the daughter-in-law is the problem here.
Regret to report that those pencil-necked desk jockeys at the council are at it again.
'I planted a tiny hedge to protect my home from thundering construction traffic, now I'm told it's a safety hazard'
Moray Council say they will continue to pursue the removal of the hedge despite rural homeowner Bruce Riddoch calling for "common sense".
www.pressandjournal.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Regret to report that those pencil-necked desk jockeys at the council are at it again.
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If that cat had been walking the other way, he'd have invented the tea towel holder
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
If that cat had been walking the other way, he'd have invented the tea towel holder
Christmas is RUINED, and as soon as he’s born, Jesus is going to come and shit you up.
Christmas is RUINED! Thieves steal festive decorations from city church
Thieves stole two nutcracker decorations, worth more than £500, from Alive Church in Nelson Street at the weekend. The two men drove a black Audi…
www.eveningnews24.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Christmas is RUINED, and as soon as he’s born, Jesus is going to come and shit you up.
It’s going to be JUST for people called Angus. No wonder local people not called Angus are furious.
New £5m Angus crematorium back on track after Court of Session ruling in farmer’s favour
The bid to build a second Angus crematorium at Duntrune has twice been before Scotland’s highest civil court since plans were first announced in 2020.
www.thecourier.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
It’s going to be JUST for people called Angus. No wonder local people not called Angus are furious.
Percy’s now lying in his grave wishing he hadn’t.
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Percy’s now lying in his grave wishing he hadn’t.
Regret to report a deserter from the armed forces, who tricked the cleaner into taking over his guard duty.
Thieves make off with Edinburgh bar's giant nutcracker Christmas decoration
An Edinburgh cocktail bar has said thieves have ‘stolen the spirit of Christmas’ after an eight foot tall decoration was taken from the venue on Tuesday.
www.scotsman.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Regret to report a deserter from the armed forces, who tricked the cleaner into taking over his guard duty.
It’s behind you!
We need our railway station back, says Fleetwood MP in Commons
MP Lorraine Beavers has made a renewed call for the restoration of Fleetwood’s rail link.
www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
It’s behind you!