OneOffDave
@oneoffdave.bsky.social
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Bi wheelchair user, legs optional. Emergency planning, disability issues, and occasional silliness. He/him
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I think that's why they are great villains. They are implacable and relentless
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I want to know who decided I should dream about triffids last night
A triffid from the 1981 BBC Day of the Triffids
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They look good but might be outside my budget as I'd have to hire lights and modifiers too
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A bit of a long shot but does anyone know of a wheelchair accessible photography studio for hire in London? I'm trying to plan a couple of studio shoots but finding it hard finding anywhere to shoot
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In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

Have a quiet on-call
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In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

Sir Gilbert Scott restoration.
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In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

Manuscript lost in fire.
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Thoughts - is a car park where people who need the accessible space can only park for 3 hours regardless of payment but people who don't can park for as long as they like discriminatory?
oneoffdave.bsky.social
I love how one of the symptoms of nerve agent poisoning is listed as "involuntary fecal incontinence" which suggests the existence of "voluntary fecal incontinence"
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Anyone got good FOI knowledge? Does a request need to be made to a specific point of contact within an organisation or any of their points of contact?
oneoffdave.bsky.social
I wonder if the Berlin Brigade camouflage would work?
oneoffdave.bsky.social
I do love Pat's line "I didn't know this was the thing!" with pregnant Bandit. Such a useful line
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Good to know the commute I make as a wheelchair user is impossible then. Green Park is wrong as there's no step free access to the jubilee line. You can't get to and from the Northern Line at Waterloo. Circle and District aren't step free at Westminster
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Is there a version that shows the High Barnet branch of the Northern Line?
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Yes, the very manual nature of the current system provides a level of security due to how convoluted the process would be. More automation makes interrogation much easier
oneoffdave.bsky.social
I've run polling stations a few times. The number on the ballot paper is recorded against the electoral roll by hand. The two are kept separate throughout the process. They can be reconciled if there's an allegation of fraud but v hard to search
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Different trusts in different regions with different systems definitely hasn't helped
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Got to track down a referral from one clinic to another that appears to have vanished. More soul-sapping disability admin
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Yes, like a switch suddenly people are in arctic mode
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On the tube yesterday there was someone in a big Canada Goose coat and I did wonder how they weren't on fire
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Border terrier on the tube klaxon! My commute is already better
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Me on the way to the rapture.
Sweep's bone car
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I've regularly made coffee in a similar manner
oneoffdave.bsky.social
Also, my chair is not to be used for anyone else, I'm looking at you hospitals.
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Weevils or very active currants