Angry People in Local Newspapers
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Dear parents, please stop your shitty children from being little shits in my building full of shit. Thank you.
November 28, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Dear parents, please stop your shitty children from being little shits in my building full of shit. Thank you.
Strong Lord Summerisle energy here.
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Strong Lord Summerisle energy here.
Won’t anybody think of the second home owners?
On the bright side, sales of tiny, tiny violins are soaring.
On the bright side, sales of tiny, tiny violins are soaring.
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Won’t anybody think of the second home owners?
On the bright side, sales of tiny, tiny violins are soaring.
On the bright side, sales of tiny, tiny violins are soaring.
All kicking off in Leith. Where’s the Leith Polith when you need them?
www.heraldscotland.com/life_style/2...
www.heraldscotland.com/life_style/2...
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 AM
All kicking off in Leith. Where’s the Leith Polith when you need them?
www.heraldscotland.com/life_style/2...
www.heraldscotland.com/life_style/2...
In the words of Douglas Adams:
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
In the words of Douglas Adams:
To be honest, I don’t think the daughter-in-law is the problem here.
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
To be honest, I don’t think the daughter-in-law is the problem here.
Those pencil-necked desk jockeys at the council are doing their best to stamp out innovation these days.
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Those pencil-necked desk jockeys at the council are doing their best to stamp out innovation these days.
Percy’s now lying in his grave wishing he hadn’t.
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Percy’s now lying in his grave wishing he hadn’t.
Keep your receipt guys, you’ve been had. That polar bear is, in fact, what’s known as a “cow”.
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Keep your receipt guys, you’ve been had. That polar bear is, in fact, what’s known as a “cow”.
Tell me you’ve used AI to tweak an archive photo without telling me you’ve used AI to tweak an archive photo. Breeds musnuey, indeed.
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Tell me you’ve used AI to tweak an archive photo without telling me you’ve used AI to tweak an archive photo. Breeds musnuey, indeed.
He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy.
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy.
I repeat…
November 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I repeat…
Feeling down? George has written this happy little poem to cheer us all up.
November 21, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Feeling down? George has written this happy little poem to cheer us all up.
“Welcome to Market Harborough, here’s your poo.”
“Can I have it in a bag?”
“No”
“Can I have it in a bag?”
“No”
November 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
“Welcome to Market Harborough, here’s your poo.”
“Can I have it in a bag?”
“No”
“Can I have it in a bag?”
“No”
“Paint me Jack. Paint me like one of your French golfers”
And that impoverished painter grew up to be Jack Nicklaus. Made you think.
And that impoverished painter grew up to be Jack Nicklaus. Made you think.
November 19, 2025 at 9:50 AM
“Paint me Jack. Paint me like one of your French golfers”
And that impoverished painter grew up to be Jack Nicklaus. Made you think.
And that impoverished painter grew up to be Jack Nicklaus. Made you think.
Married/Divorced A Ghost Lady is on our banned list, but this attempt at publicity is so desperate as to be hilarious.
November 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Married/Divorced A Ghost Lady is on our banned list, but this attempt at publicity is so desperate as to be hilarious.
Poetry corner, and more terrible, beautiful, terrible sweetness from Annie in the Derby Telegraph.
November 18, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Poetry corner, and more terrible, beautiful, terrible sweetness from Annie in the Derby Telegraph.
It says it’s Grant Mitchell, but it was Phil who flushed that wet wipe Ian Beale down the toilet.
November 18, 2025 at 9:21 AM
It says it’s Grant Mitchell, but it was Phil who flushed that wet wipe Ian Beale down the toilet.
With all the world’s problems solved, the Telegraph turns to the thorny issue of Smeg heads into the kitchen.
November 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
With all the world’s problems solved, the Telegraph turns to the thorny issue of Smeg heads into the kitchen.
You know who else was disturbed by her neighbour’s wang? Makes you think.
November 16, 2025 at 12:00 PM
You know who else was disturbed by her neighbour’s wang? Makes you think.
Obviously, you tie an onion to your belt, which was the style at the time.
November 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Obviously, you tie an onion to your belt, which was the style at the time.
Meanwhile at Turku Castle in Finland: That face when you’ve paid 19 thalers for a barrel of salt herring and they sent it to the wrong castle.
November 15, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Meanwhile at Turku Castle in Finland: That face when you’ve paid 19 thalers for a barrel of salt herring and they sent it to the wrong castle.
Saturday tea-time viewing just got a lot edgier.
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Saturday tea-time viewing just got a lot edgier.