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Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas

@craftycow.bsky.social

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Maker of Cat Sofas, owned by Banksy the cat. Here for general silliness and friendly chat. https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/CraftySharp

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Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · Jul 2

I make unique hand made Cat Sofas >>> craftysharp.etsy.com
But do cats really use them? Well let’s ask some of my feline customers … 🧵
Gretchen and Amy say yes…

4 pics of a fruit design cat sofa with 2 cats one black and one with tabby markings . Cats 1 and 2.

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Kevin @caoimhinof.bsky.social · 16h

If this link doesn’t ruin your day by guessing your age incorrectly, there’s always the chance your required pension pot will.

www.pensionmirror.co.uk/mirror.html

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Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 14h

Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 16h

Distinctly chiselled

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Lux Silverbeard🩶🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @luxxsilverbeard.bsky.social · 18h

I am capable of making some very good well rationalised decisions. But I'm fucking amazing at bad ones.

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Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 17h

Wishing you well

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Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 17h

Slightly smaller that usual with nice pretty decorations all over it… completely useless obvs.

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Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 17h

If you keep “not being able to eat stuff” there will be nothing of you in no time.

Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 17h

Badger reviewer: “The roasted peppers and aubergine was slightly over seasoned for my liking so we went next door for the Parmesan risotto … but we’ve heard that tonight’s chefs special is to die for so we’ve reserved a table.”

Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 17h

Is it lady beer .. for ladies? Like there are lady hammers covered in pink flowers.

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Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 17h

Smol

Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 1d

She's soooo soft.

Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 1d

I do like my lap time in the evening with Banksy.. 🐈‍⬛😍

A black cat is on a purple cow print lap mat on my lap. My hand is on the cats back.

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Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 1d

What a cat does in their own couch stays between the cat and the couch.. *Wafts air*

Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 1d

Next cat sofa .. another chaise long/Fainting couch... Is starting..

The basic wood shape of a curved chaise long shape with curved arms sticking out the sides.

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Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 1d

They will need to start making reservations soon.

Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 1d

Not the best year for pond water...

Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 1d

Badger review.. "I love the new menu.. but the wine list lacked variety"

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Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 1d

I worked for quite a while before deciding to study, and fortunately they still offered financial support back then. Best time of my life.

Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 1d

*fist bump*

Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 1d

Banksy destroys most toys pretty fast.. but this one is quite robust and she's nervous of it.. it's keeping her occupied which is great.

Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 1d

Oh my maths O level was "ungraded" 🤔😱

Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 1d

I left school at 16 so no A levels here either. I did go to art school as an adult and got a Master's in Fine Art. But that doesn't help much in daily life.

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Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 1d

It does have a "slow" setting too... But I'd have to grab hold of it first.. Banksy is in hiding**.

**Bravely protecting the human from the green monster cos she's brave n that.

Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 1d

It attacked me! Stay safe people!

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Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 1d

I was told (by my GP) that periods can get heavier towards the end… I hope the end is in sight for you.

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