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Joel
@itsjoels.bsky.social
· Mar 31
Harvey Price time then.
In 2016, I had an ill fated stint as the Social Media Producer on Loose Women on ITV. It was a disaster, I should never have applied for the job, I certainly shouldn’t have been given it. I could do the actual job standing on my head, but the politics of the place…woof.
In 2016, I had an ill fated stint as the Social Media Producer on Loose Women on ITV. It was a disaster, I should never have applied for the job, I certainly shouldn’t have been given it. I could do the actual job standing on my head, but the politics of the place…woof.
As I’ve said many times, I wish Belinda Carlisle would host an antiques show called ‘Ooh Baby, Do You Know What That’s Worth?”.
November 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
As I’ve said many times, I wish Belinda Carlisle would host an antiques show called ‘Ooh Baby, Do You Know What That’s Worth?”.
‘Deeper and Deeper’ really is a lesser remembered Madonna. When she tried to get house music over to mainstream America and failed and the rest of the world just shook its head in disbelief. Also, the ‘Vogue’ reprise in it.
November 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
‘Deeper and Deeper’ really is a lesser remembered Madonna. When she tried to get house music over to mainstream America and failed and the rest of the world just shook its head in disbelief. Also, the ‘Vogue’ reprise in it.
Perfect. I’m still delighted that it beat The Pogues to number one.
November 30, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Perfect. I’m still delighted that it beat The Pogues to number one.
All I’m saying is, when I worked at ITV and argued we should put Jamelia on the Loose Women panel twice a week to stick it up the racists online, I was told I didn’t understand the audience. (I did understand the audience - they were fucking idiots. I also understood how to beat them.) #IACGMOOH
November 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
All I’m saying is, when I worked at ITV and argued we should put Jamelia on the Loose Women panel twice a week to stick it up the racists online, I was told I didn’t understand the audience. (I did understand the audience - they were fucking idiots. I also understood how to beat them.) #IACGMOOH
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I’m starting #Whamtastic - every time you hear Wham’s ‘Last Christmas’ naturally you get points.
Team up with 4 or 5 other people and who ever has most points gets a Toblerone from the others.
Team up with 4 or 5 other people and who ever has most points gets a Toblerone from the others.
Whamageddon stopped being mildly amusing about 7 years ago. Remember how Facebook was quite trendy in 2008? Well Whamageddon is on a similar cultural trajectory and now is like Facebook in 2013 when your mate’s racist Nan has added you and you have to see fucking Minion memes constantly.
November 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I’m starting #Whamtastic - every time you hear Wham’s ‘Last Christmas’ naturally you get points.
Team up with 4 or 5 other people and who ever has most points gets a Toblerone from the others.
Team up with 4 or 5 other people and who ever has most points gets a Toblerone from the others.
This is the exact wrestling match that is on the TV when someone who thinks wrestling is stupid walks in the room.
November 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
This is the exact wrestling match that is on the TV when someone who thinks wrestling is stupid walks in the room.
Why deny yourself a great song? Avoid fucking Ladbaby.
This is a Whamageddon free zone
November 30, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Why deny yourself a great song? Avoid fucking Ladbaby.
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It really is mad how mental Glasgow Rangers are.
November 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
It really is mad how mental Glasgow Rangers are.
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Rubber Duckie except it’s just the title of a playlist that makes shower time lots of fun
November 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Rubber Duckie except it’s just the title of a playlist that makes shower time lots of fun
Like David Beckham can pull a pint.
November 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Like David Beckham can pull a pint.
The rarely spotted loafy Denis.
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The rarely spotted loafy Denis.
What is amazing about The Beatles #Anthology is how fast their hair grows.
November 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
What is amazing about The Beatles #Anthology is how fast their hair grows.