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Taraaaaaaaaghhhhh! Zombies!!! @theblueststar.bsky.social · 29d

But emotionally and mentally fucked at the moment with one thing and another.

My brother just cheered me up with this though.

A text from my brother that reads:

Look. I know it's tough being my kid sister. But it's also a privilege! You're welcome x

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Taraaaaaaaaghhhhh! Zombies!!! @theblueststar.bsky.social · 7h

Who's this cunt?

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Taraaaaaaaaghhhhh! Zombies!!! @theblueststar.bsky.social · 11h

I saw a granny cardi, red with fake brass buttons. After the price drop? £27.99.

*Extreme Pauline from The League of Gentlemen voice*

PISS OFF

Taraaaaaaaaghhhhh! Zombies!!! @theblueststar.bsky.social · 11h

Not America, dickhead

Taraaaaaaaaghhhhh! Zombies!!! @theblueststar.bsky.social · 11h

So am I but you can get decent Snoopy stuff

Taraaaaaaaaghhhhh! Zombies!!! @theblueststar.bsky.social · 11h

That's ridiculous.

Taraaaaaaaaghhhhh! Zombies!!! @theblueststar.bsky.social · 11h

Ever go into H&M and laugh at the ridiculous prices of the clothes?

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Taraaaaaaaaghhhhh! Zombies!!! @theblueststar.bsky.social · 12h

They're so metal, man 🥴

Taraaaaaaaaghhhhh! Zombies!!! @theblueststar.bsky.social · 14h

Result

Bi the way @jubalhchrist.bsky.social · 14h

Starting my day with THAT earworm? A pox on your house!

Taraaaaaaaaghhhhh! Zombies!!! @theblueststar.bsky.social · 14h

a man wearing glasses is talking into a microphone with the words what can i say except you 're welcome below him

ALT: a man wearing glasses is talking into a microphone with the words what can i say except you 're welcome below him

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Taraaaaaaaaghhhhh! Zombies!!! @theblueststar.bsky.social · 16h

a box of silver shamrocks cereal has a pumpkin on it

ALT: a box of silver shamrocks cereal has a pumpkin on it

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Taraaaaaaaaghhhhh! Zombies!!! @theblueststar.bsky.social · 16h

Me also. Egg mayo sarnies with Frazzles in 🤤

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Taraaaaaaaaghhhhh! Zombies!!! @theblueststar.bsky.social · 16h

I do. Spookytittytown

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DavidMcKenna @davidmckenna.bsky.social · 17h

Re: the Labour shenanigans detailed in The Fraud. "Gordstein", it should be noted, was not a real person but an invention of Euan Philipps of Labour Against Antisemitism, who is not Jewish but made complaints under what he obviously considered to be a 'Jewish-sounding' name

Stefan Mohamed @stefmowords.bsky.social · 17h

particularly callous and inhumane detail here. these people never gave a fuck about Jews

"In September 2020 “Gordstein” was one of three complainants against Riva Joffe, an 80-year-old Jewish veteran of the anti-Apartheid struggle in South Africa.

Her sin was to have described Israel as an Apartheid state (a view shared by Amnesty, Human Rights Watch and the Israeli human rights organisation B’tselem) and to have urged Jeremy Corbyn to stand up to the “Zionist lobby.”

The Labour Party opened a formal investigation and Joffe spent the closing days of her life penning an immensely dignified response from her death bed. “This frenzy of purging you are driven to – it’s not the behaviour of mature adults. It smacks of desperation, fear and panic,” she wrote.

Joffe lived in Starmer’s constituency and knew him personally. But a direct request on behalf of her son that the charges against her be posthumously dropped did not even elicit a response."

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Taraaaaaaaaghhhhh! Zombies!!! @theblueststar.bsky.social · 16h

🎶17 days til Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
17 days til Halloween
Silver Shamrock🎶

A woman is wearing an orange tee shirt that has a jack o lantern on it

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Taraaaaaaaaghhhhh! Zombies!!! @theblueststar.bsky.social · 20h

Good morning from Rebel who definitely didn't spend the last hour of being in bed kicking me in the back of the head.

A black and white collie greyhound mix puppy is lying in her bed hugging her toy frog and looking as if to say "what me? Nope".

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Taraaaaaaaaghhhhh! Zombies!!! @theblueststar.bsky.social · 1d

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Taraaaaaaaaghhhhh! Zombies!!! @theblueststar.bsky.social · 1d

I fucking hate it, mind it was a toss up between that, Love Shack and Groove is in the Heart

Taraaaaaaaaghhhhh! Zombies!!! @theblueststar.bsky.social · 1d

"Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again and one song you can't stand"

Olives

Four Weddings and a Funeral

Kiss Me by Sixpence None the Richer

Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 1d

“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”

Veal. Though the chances of me being in a situation where veal is on the menu are fairly slim.

Fight Club. Just crap.

Rock DJ. Ugh. The sound of call centre sales managers.

Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social · 1d

“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”

Red meat - work experience in a food tech lab taking swabs in an abattoir put pay to that.

Top Gun - Honestly, Tom Cruise gives me the ick.

Mr Brightside - Shouty mindpiss.

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Olivia Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 1d

Luigi Mangione

Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 1d

name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus

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Taraaaaaaaaghhhhh! Zombies!!! @theblueststar.bsky.social · 1d

*Morrissey intensifies*

Danny Kelly @dannykelly.bsky.social · 1d

Les Dennis, so much to answer for.

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Hanniba-LINA Lecter 💀 @agirlcalledlina.bsky.social · 1d

The whitewashing begins, I actually think a big driver for this ‘peace’ deal was to protect Israel from total ostracisation on the global stage, they should still be punished and made to account for their genocide

RTÉ News @news.rte.ie · 1d

Eurovision Song Contest organisers will no longer meet online in November to vote on Israel's participation in the competition, following Middle East "developments", the European Broadcasting Union said

Eurovision organisers push back Israel decision

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David J Court @davidjcourt.bsky.social · 1d

She might look like she's sleeping, but Rebel is keeping one eye on you to make sure you're having an okay Monday.

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Taraaaaaaaaghhhhh! Zombies!!! @theblueststar.bsky.social · 1d

Exactly

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Taraaaaaaaaghhhhh! Zombies!!! @theblueststar.bsky.social · 1d

Yep, get it up yeh Ronaldo you stupid prick

Taraaaaaaaaghhhhh! Zombies!!! @theblueststar.bsky.social · 1d

A rapist and a murderer killed Ian Watkins. Two huge pieces of shit who killed another piece of shit.

Those saying give them a medal or let them out STFU.

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