Fourfoot
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Memo: Do not ask “what’s your favourite 80s disaster” on a date.
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samwhyte.bsky.social
I'm so relieved he's not engaging with any unserious jibes. Only dignifying reasonable questions with answers. We all need to stop being baited. I include myself in that.
junlper.beer
zack polanski is so good and i genuinely think if the left rallies around this guy and the green party in the UK, they can easily beat back the hysteria of the reform party
fourfoot.bsky.social
Way too long to tell here!
fourfoot.bsky.social
Me doing stand up, probably wishing I hadn’t done my 9/11 documentary gag, Cardiff, 2009.
fourfoot.bsky.social
About to start rewatching Fargo season 4 and I’m determined to enjoy it without my memory going “this is as poor as you remember”
fourfoot.bsky.social
You can have the house and the car but I want dibs on all the nativities….
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drpaddysmith.bsky.social
Turns out the reason the first performance of Hamlet at the Globe isn't full of time travellers is they've all picked up their 7-year-olds from their younger selves and gone to the swings instead
fourfoot.bsky.social
In all honesty I’d probably choose one of several sliding door moments from my own life but apart from that I’d probably be there at the moment Van Gogh completed Sunflowers and then buy it off him for a pint of
absinthe.
fourfoot.bsky.social
That’s the answer I should’ve had to hand….
fourfoot.bsky.social
I only popped out to buy a Twix. A woman with a badly bloodshot eye and a terrifyingly real looking fur coat just asked me where I would go if I had a Time Machine.
fourfoot.bsky.social
That’s too much of a coincidence…
fourfoot.bsky.social
Giving this weekly top 40 thing a little boost.
fourfoot.bsky.social
(Tommy Vance voice)

It’s 4 o’clock. Every Sunday I make a different top 40 playlist of songs I’m enjoying at the moment. This week has everything from Alison Moyet to Ween via Johnny Cash, Chaka Khan and inevitably The Fall.

open.spotify.com/playlist/1u0...
Spotify – Web Player
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fourfoot.bsky.social
Oh Chelsea Dagger! Aaaahhhh! HATE that song…
fourfoot.bsky.social
“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”

Veal. Though the chances of me being in a situation where veal is on the menu are fairly slim.

Fight Club. Just crap.

Rock DJ. Ugh. The sound of call centre sales managers.
martinnutbeem.bsky.social
“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”

Red meat - work experience in a food tech lab taking swabs in an abattoir put pay to that.

Top Gun - Honestly, Tom Cruise gives me the ick.

Mr Brightside - Shouty mindpiss.
danacea.bsky.social
“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”

Avocado (with or without the toast) 🤢

Event Horizon (watched it once, scared the ABSOLUTE living shit out of me)

The fucking Macarena (and the dance that goes with)
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agentpumpkin.bsky.social
Wow. I just paid £300 to rent a posh limo, but that didn’t include the driver.

All that money and nothing to chauffeur it.
fourfoot.bsky.social
Couldn’t believe I made it to my first Masochists Anonymous meeting last night. Really had to pinch myself.
fourfoot.bsky.social
I can’t think of another artist able to leave me emotionally devastated with just a single word. The music, the sozzled bar room ballads, the junkyard waltzes etc are magnificent enough but to be able to convey whole universes of grief with a “quiet” (Martha), or a “pennies” (Fall of Troy), my god.
fourfoot.bsky.social
(Tommy Vance voice)

It’s 4 o’clock. Every Sunday I make a different top 40 playlist of songs I’m enjoying at the moment. This week has everything from Alison Moyet to Ween via Johnny Cash, Chaka Khan and inevitably The Fall.

open.spotify.com/playlist/1u0...
Spotify – Web Player
open.spotify.com
fourfoot.bsky.social
Just remembered it’s an Ashes winter and a World Cup summer after. My couch will never have been more potatoed.
fourfoot.bsky.social
@transportforwales.bsky.social hi I need some help getting a partial refund as I’ve been charged 15.50 for a return from Penarth to Pontyclun.
fourfoot.bsky.social
Fucking hell that IS me isn’t it?
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fourfoot.bsky.social
Grab a plate and find out why they call me the breakfast king of Loyola.