Chris Orton
@chriso1.bsky.social
Cartographer, full-time north-easterner, SAFC, James the Band, Doctor Who, old telly, beer, football etc. Chairman of a football club, no really. Has a knackered back.
A walking corpse that won’t play dead.
A walking corpse that won’t play dead.
Who remembers Kajagoogoo?
November 28, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Who remembers Kajagoogoo?
Have YOU had your illegal meat seized?
Call now, and IllegalMeat4U will look into your claim and see if you are entitled to compensation.
Call now, and IllegalMeat4U will look into your claim and see if you are entitled to compensation.
November 28, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Have YOU had your illegal meat seized?
Call now, and IllegalMeat4U will look into your claim and see if you are entitled to compensation.
Call now, and IllegalMeat4U will look into your claim and see if you are entitled to compensation.
“Permanently pause”.
Trump says he will ‘permanently pause’ migration from ‘third world countries’ after national guard shooting
Trump says he will ‘permanently pause’ migration from ‘third world countries’ after national guard shooting
In a social media post sent late on Thanksgiving, US president said he would ‘end all federal benefits and subsidies to noncitizens’ following Washington DC shooting
Donald Trump has said he will “permanently pause migration from all third world countries,” a day after two national guard members were shot in Washington DC in an attack that has become a political flashpoint in the president’s ongoing crackdown on immigration.
In a social media post beginning with “a very happy Thanksgiving,” sent after 11pm on Thursday, the US president said his administration would “end all federal benefits and subsidies to noncitizens” and remove “anyone who is not a net asset to the United States”. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 AM
“Permanently pause”.
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
“Upset stomach, diarrhoea… hyurrrr!”
November 28, 2025 at 6:56 AM
“Upset stomach, diarrhoea… hyurrrr!”
“The restaurateurs have complained that the police response has been sluggish.”
November 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
“The restaurateurs have complained that the police response has been sluggish.”
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.
• James
• James
• James
• James
• James
• James
• James
• James
• James
• James
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
• Sparks
• They Might Be Giants
• The Surfrajettes
• Chris de Burgh
• Engelbert Humperdinck
• Sparks
• They Might Be Giants
• The Surfrajettes
• Chris de Burgh
• Engelbert Humperdinck
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Ultravox
BB King
Jethro Tull
Whitesnake
OMD
Ultravox
BB King
Jethro Tull
Whitesnake
OMD
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.
• James
• James
• James
• James
• James
• James
• James
• James
• James
• James
I never knew that Martin Gore was a Monster of Peladon fan.
November 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I never knew that Martin Gore was a Monster of Peladon fan.
The desk on Pointless makes the co-host look like Buster Gonad.
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The desk on Pointless makes the co-host look like Buster Gonad.
PEE IS STORED IN THE BALLS.
Drinking water was invented by big toilet to cause more piss
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
PEE IS STORED IN THE BALLS.
Well, that’s one word for it.
November 27, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Well, that’s one word for it.
There’s no need for language.
Fracking transforms an Argentine town but what about the nation?
Fracking transforms an Argentine town but what about the nation?
Argentina hopes that an oil and gas boom can benefit the whole country.
www.bbc.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 AM
There’s no need for language.
Reposted by Chris Orton
Fracking transforms an Argentine town but what about the nation?
Fracking transforms an Argentine town but what about the nation?
Argentina hopes that an oil and gas boom can benefit the whole country.
www.bbc.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Fracking transforms an Argentine town but what about the nation?
You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you
Faisal Islam on BBC News now, explaining the budget.
November 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Faisal Islam on BBC News now, explaining the budget.
That a place in Wales isn’t it?
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
That a place in Wales isn’t it?
Reposted by Chris Orton
That’s not Van Der Valk, that’s Super Mario.
A Dutch clairvoyant goes to England to assist with a case...
#BarryFoster is VAN DER VALK (1977) 8pm with #JoannaDunham #NigelStock and #BobHoskins 'Dead On Arrival' #TPTVsubtitles
#BarryFoster is VAN DER VALK (1977) 8pm with #JoannaDunham #NigelStock and #BobHoskins 'Dead On Arrival' #TPTVsubtitles
November 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
That’s not Van Der Valk, that’s Super Mario.
Not long now until the final series of Stranger Things.
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Not long now until the final series of Stranger Things.
This man’s stupidity knows no bounds.
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This man’s stupidity knows no bounds.
Coming soon: the Joe Dolce Music Theatre Gyrocopter
Pet Shop Boys today announce “VERY THAMES”, a new collaboration with THAMES MMXX. comprising two limited edition skateboard decks in tribute to PSB’s “Very” album.
www.thamesmmxx.com/products/pet...
www.thamesmmxx.com/products/pet...
November 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Coming soon: the Joe Dolce Music Theatre Gyrocopter
Coming soon: the Ultravox Sinclair C5
Pet Shop Boys today announce “VERY THAMES”, a new collaboration with THAMES MMXX. comprising two limited edition skateboard decks in tribute to PSB’s “Very” album.
www.thamesmmxx.com/products/pet...
www.thamesmmxx.com/products/pet...
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Coming soon: the Ultravox Sinclair C5