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Chris Orton
@chriso1.bsky.social
Cartographer, full-time north-easterner, SAFC, James the Band, Doctor Who, old telly, beer, football etc. Chairman of a football club, no really. Has a knackered back.

A walking corpse that won’t play dead.
Who remembers Kajagoogoo?
November 28, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Have YOU had your illegal meat seized?

Call now, and IllegalMeat4U will look into your claim and see if you are entitled to compensation.
November 28, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 6:58 AM
“Upset stomach, diarrhoea… hyurrrr!”
November 28, 2025 at 6:56 AM
“The restaurateurs have complained that the police response has been sluggish.”
November 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.

• James
• James
• James
• James
• James
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.

• Sparks
• They Might Be Giants
• The Surfrajettes
• Chris de Burgh
• Engelbert Humperdinck
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Ultravox
BB King
Jethro Tull
Whitesnake
OMD
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I never knew that Martin Gore was a Monster of Peladon fan.
November 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The desk on Pointless makes the co-host look like Buster Gonad.
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
PEE IS STORED IN THE BALLS.
Drinking water was invented by big toilet to cause more piss
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I can’t wait.
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Well, that’s one word for it.
November 27, 2025 at 10:57 AM
There’s no need for language.
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Reposted by Chris Orton
Fracking transforms an Argentine town but what about the nation?
Fracking transforms an Argentine town but what about the nation?
Argentina hopes that an oil and gas boom can benefit the whole country.
www.bbc.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:23 AM
November 27, 2025 at 7:07 AM
You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Faisal Islam on BBC News now, explaining the budget.
November 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
That a place in Wales isn’t it?
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Reposted by Chris Orton
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Off the Box Shop | Redbubble
Off the Box is an independent artist creating amazing designs for great products such as t-shirts, stickers, posters, and phone cases.
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November 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
That’s not Van Der Valk, that’s Super Mario.
A Dutch clairvoyant goes to England to assist with a case...

#BarryFoster is VAN DER VALK (1977) 8pm with #JoannaDunham #NigelStock and #BobHoskins 'Dead On Arrival' #TPTVsubtitles
November 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Not long now until the final series of Stranger Things.
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This man’s stupidity knows no bounds.
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Coming soon: the Joe Dolce Music Theatre Gyrocopter
Pet Shop Boys today announce “VERY THAMES”, a new collaboration with THAMES MMXX. comprising two limited edition skateboard decks in tribute to PSB’s “Very” album.

www.thamesmmxx.com/products/pet...
November 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Coming soon: the Ultravox Sinclair C5
Pet Shop Boys today announce “VERY THAMES”, a new collaboration with THAMES MMXX. comprising two limited edition skateboard decks in tribute to PSB’s “Very” album.

www.thamesmmxx.com/products/pet...
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM