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Chris Orton
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Cartographer, full-time north-easterner, SAFC, James the Band, Doctor Who, old telly, beer, football etc. Chairman of a football club, no really. Has a knackered back.

A walking corpse that won’t play dead.
You’re going to have to try to explain this to Donald now.
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢
November 11, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Imagine all of the current Kylies and Jaxons when they are in the old age nursing homes.
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
There are no longer any new Waynes.
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Hannah Hauxwell lived relatively near where I am. Not nearly as pleasant as shown in those TV series about her, apparently.
November 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Of course, you’re pretty safe if you have a New Testament name like what I do.
November 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM