Alistair Coleman
@alistaircoleman.bsky.social
Former internet celebrity. Former journalist. Current author and @apiln.bsky.social Supreme Leader. fizzandnonsense.bsky.social completes me.
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Once more with the Lo-fi lookalikes in foreign media, then.
Every celebrity has a lookalike in foreign media no.???: Turkish Nick Knowles out off of Strictly Come Dancing
Every celebrity has a lookalike in foreign media no.???: Turkish Nick Knowles out off of Strictly Come Dancing
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Ultravox
BB King
Jethro Tull
Whitesnake
OMD
Ultravox
BB King
Jethro Tull
Whitesnake
OMD
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
Tom Jones
Mud
Showaddywaddy
Beth Rowley
The Rolling Stones
Tom Jones
Mud
Showaddywaddy
Beth Rowley
The Rolling Stones
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.
Run The Jewels (x3)
KRS-One (x2)
DJ Shadow
Jon Spencer Blues Explosion
Amyl and the Sniffers
Run The Jewels (x3)
KRS-One (x2)
DJ Shadow
Jon Spencer Blues Explosion
Amyl and the Sniffers
November 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Ultravox
BB King
Jethro Tull
Whitesnake
OMD
Ultravox
BB King
Jethro Tull
Whitesnake
OMD
Your occasional reminder that there are no original members of the Bootleg Beatles in the current lineup of the Bootleg Beatles. #TriggersBroom
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Your occasional reminder that there are no original members of the Bootleg Beatles in the current lineup of the Bootleg Beatles. #TriggersBroom
Better Call Saul marathon. The Hoboken squat cobbler 😳
November 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Better Call Saul marathon. The Hoboken squat cobbler 😳
#KimJongUnTrouserWatch
#KimJongUnArmedGoonWatch
#KimJongUnHavingAFagWatch
I think that’s covered everything.
#KimJongUnArmedGoonWatch
#KimJongUnHavingAFagWatch
I think that’s covered everything.
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
#KimJongUnTrouserWatch
#KimJongUnArmedGoonWatch
#KimJongUnHavingAFagWatch
I think that’s covered everything.
#KimJongUnArmedGoonWatch
#KimJongUnHavingAFagWatch
I think that’s covered everything.
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Deeply worrying sight in the corner of the office. Wondering if I can report it as an unattended item and get it blown up?
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Deeply worrying sight in the corner of the office. Wondering if I can report it as an unattended item and get it blown up?
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[blind date]
WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.
FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.
WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.
FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
[blind date]
WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.
FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.
WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.
FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.
Celebrated author Dan Brown readies his antique Remington typewriter - used to type up the first draft of the Bible - a gift from a thankful Vatican to the renowned American wordsmith.
I'm going with either the Ark of the Covenant or a Betamax VCR.
November 27, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Celebrated author Dan Brown readies his antique Remington typewriter - used to type up the first draft of the Bible - a gift from a thankful Vatican to the renowned American wordsmith.
Absolute scenes in the world of Central Asian dictatorships.
November 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Absolute scenes in the world of Central Asian dictatorships.
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For just $30 an hour I will watch streaming shows with your parents and tell them whether something is a flashback
July 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
For just $30 an hour I will watch streaming shows with your parents and tell them whether something is a flashback
Twenty-four days of injury time there. Fine. Fine.
November 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Twenty-four days of injury time there. Fine. Fine.
Delighted to report that three weeks after moving in, this house is now blessed by Imhotep.
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Delighted to report that three weeks after moving in, this house is now blessed by Imhotep.
Today in my new life as a country gentleman: Stacking a ton of logs in the rain.
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Today in my new life as a country gentleman: Stacking a ton of logs in the rain.
Absolute scenes.
‘While pulling out a ball with Tottenham's name on it, Barry asked, "What do we think of Tottenham?", referring to an anti-Spurs chant sometimes sung by Arsenal fans.’
‘While pulling out a ball with Tottenham's name on it, Barry asked, "What do we think of Tottenham?", referring to an anti-Spurs chant sometimes sung by Arsenal fans.’
GK Barry makes Tottenham joke during Women's League Cup draw
GK Barry makes a series of lewd jokes and accidentally drops a ball back in the bag during the draw for the Women's League Cup quarter-finals and semi-finals.
www.bbc.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Absolute scenes.
‘While pulling out a ball with Tottenham's name on it, Barry asked, "What do we think of Tottenham?", referring to an anti-Spurs chant sometimes sung by Arsenal fans.’
‘While pulling out a ball with Tottenham's name on it, Barry asked, "What do we think of Tottenham?", referring to an anti-Spurs chant sometimes sung by Arsenal fans.’
I am watching Better Call Saul for the first time and we are at the Chicago Sunroof, and now I know what a Chicago Sunroof is.
November 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I am watching Better Call Saul for the first time and we are at the Chicago Sunroof, and now I know what a Chicago Sunroof is.
Disappointed that I’m not allowed to use an Uzi 9-millimetre to build this bookcase.
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Disappointed that I’m not allowed to use an Uzi 9-millimetre to build this bookcase.
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Tell me you’ve used AI to tweak an archive photo without telling me you’ve used AI to tweak an archive photo. Breeds musnuey, indeed.
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Tell me you’ve used AI to tweak an archive photo without telling me you’ve used AI to tweak an archive photo. Breeds musnuey, indeed.
Do a vulgar roast… use forbidden words
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Do a vulgar roast… use forbidden words
Do a vulgar roast… use forbidden words
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Do a vulgar roast… use forbidden words
Reposting this, because it is Bluesky’s high water mark so far. Once you understand Everyone Is Twelve Now, you understand not just America, but the world.
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Reposting this, because it is Bluesky’s high water mark so far. Once you understand Everyone Is Twelve Now, you understand not just America, but the world.
It’s-a me, Carlo Bruno! #CharlieBrown
November 24, 2025 at 12:54 PM
It’s-a me, Carlo Bruno! #CharlieBrown
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