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Dotty
@fizzandnonsense.bsky.social
Scottish Borders. Deep as a puddle. Commander of lists. Juggler of tasks. Lives with hens; Henry, a cat; Leo, a dug and best of all, @alistaircoleman.bluesky.social.
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It's been a day of loveliness. And I've got this ⬇️ to look forward to as well. Without the 10 hour drives. And Leo, a dog.
The future:
* Go and live with @fizzandnonsense.bsky.social forever
* Finish writing this book. And then another one and another one
* Relax
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Still grumpy that Clubland (354) was abruptly replaced by a channel playing dire Xmas songs.

However. Currently on Now 80s (356), Clare Grogan is hosting a "St. Andrew's Day 30" program of Scottish hits. It's a reminder that a nation of ~5 million folk has relentlessly made so much good music.
November 30, 2025 at 7:34 AM
This is so obvious once it's laid out in front of you (ME). It hadn't clicked at all. Thanks @garius.bsky.social
Streamins service UI is increasingly bad deliberately. It's dark UX patterning as access to show catalogues narrows.

If you let the user search, they will look for shows you no longer have (or never had).

The goal is to hijack that journey and force a show they'll feel is 'okay' in front of them.
is there a reason why every single paid streaming service UI has only gotten incredibly worse and less usable over time
November 30, 2025 at 9:08 AM
CORRRR. Scotland is amazing. Lucky us.
A snow (or sleet) shower approaching Upper Loch Torridon from the north west about an hour ago.
November 29, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned:

Renault 5 GT Turbo
Mini Advantage (old school complete with dented* chrome bumpers)
Audio TT convertible
Honda Jazz
Kia Sportage

*I liked to think of it as adding extra character. Mine just stopped dead in the rain. BMW doing well, tbh.
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned

*cracks knuckles*

Renault 4
Austin Allegro Equipe
Fiat Strada
Nissan Micra
Mini Cooper Estate

Currently: Škoda Scala, the first time I’ve bought new.
Mine’s quite boring 😞

Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned

Vauxhall Chevette
Ford Orion
Ford Mondeo
Renault Scenic (mk1, mk2 and mk3)
Kia Niro EV
November 29, 2025 at 11:24 AM
A big round of applause please for Doreen who laid her first egg today! Doreen is a very clever girl 👏👏👏. Doreen's BlackRock brown next to either Meghan or Zoë's Light Sussex pink.
November 29, 2025 at 11:18 AM
@alistaircoleman.bsky.social is a better Keeper of the Fire than me and NGL that's a crown I never thought I'd hand over.
November 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
"I need your love"
I'm losing the will to live.
#TOTP

(bumped into Robson Green at a petrol station in posh Surrey. Perfectly nice bloke. Did not snog)
November 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Is there NO END TO THEM?! #totp
Boy bands really were AWFUL. Jeezo. #totp
November 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Boy bands really were AWFUL. Jeezo. #totp
November 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I love Annie Lennox with all my heart #totp
November 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Dancer falling off the podium has been the highlight tonight #totp.

Excellent recovery, mind.
November 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Wake me up when he's stopped #totp
November 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you have seen in the wild:
Otter
Imperial stag
Pine Marten
Red squirrel
Ermine in winter coat
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you have seen in the wild

Squirrel
Hare
Adder
Boar
Otter
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Hammerhead shark
Stingray
My brother
My other brother
Cotton mouth snake
November 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Nick Heyward looks scarily like a young Farage. Soz. #totp
November 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I've had tea with a BeeGee. I did not snog him. #totp
November 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
This is MY episode. Shush at the back. Also @alistaircoleman.bsky.social & I are finding we have artistic differences on related Fashion #TOTP
November 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Also while I'm here and feeling MyAge, I'm very glad that the nonsense with wearing frocks and skirts over trousers has largely gone away. That was silly. #TOTP
November 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I don't know how in all that is good and right they can do a #totp with St George Michael RIP and may he be blessed forever more, and NOT include him when he's in the chart. This should be The Law.
November 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Excellent fire hosing though #totp
November 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
WTAF?!!!! This must have been BLEACHED from my memory #TOTP
November 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I do remember The Cardigans, so the last one MUST be made up #totp
November 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I was quite a heavy drinker back in '98, but ??? #totp
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Well I LIKED The Beautiful South and still do. So there. #totp
November 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Excellent timelining
November 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Also - if you are looking for presents: my other favourite things that I have zero regrets buying even though for at least one I did not have the budget for (that's what baked beans are for, right?!) are these dolls from @canarylittle.bsky.social. For me they bring solace, beauty AND art in one.
November 28, 2025 at 10:55 AM