Andy Parmo
@andyparmo.co.uk
Groovy cat. Gentleman. Scholar. Acrobat.
Geordie in Middlesbrough. MD ANT.
Geordie in Middlesbrough. MD ANT.
Disappointingly fucking low
@andyparmo.co.uk has swears! They've used 547 profanities in their last 4,148 posts.
🥇 "fuck" (141 times)
🥈 "fucking" (107 times)
🥉 "shit" (29 times)
🥇 "fuck" (141 times)
🥈 "fucking" (107 times)
🥉 "shit" (29 times)
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Disappointingly fucking low
@profanity.accountant howay then let’s have it
November 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
@profanity.accountant howay then let’s have it
Lisa Scott Lee though
November 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Lisa Scott Lee though
Had my first mince pie of the season. YUMSKERS
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Had my first mince pie of the season. YUMSKERS
November 29, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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“Get out of my fucking seat.”
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 AM
“Get out of my fucking seat.”
Mine’s quite boring 😞
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
Vauxhall Chevette
Ford Orion
Ford Mondeo
Renault Scenic (mk1, mk2 and mk3)
Kia Niro EV
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
Vauxhall Chevette
Ford Orion
Ford Mondeo
Renault Scenic (mk1, mk2 and mk3)
Kia Niro EV
This is more like it.
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
Saab 900i
Porsche 944 s2
Ford Puma (the proper one, the coupe)
Toyota MR2 MK1
Ford Escort Calypso
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
Saab 900i
Porsche 944 s2
Ford Puma (the proper one, the coupe)
Toyota MR2 MK1
Ford Escort Calypso
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
Mk2 Polo Coupe Sport
Mercedes C Class Coupe
Alfa Romeo GTV Cup
VW Tiguan
Nissan Juke
Mk2 Polo Coupe Sport
Mercedes C Class Coupe
Alfa Romeo GTV Cup
VW Tiguan
Nissan Juke
November 29, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Mine’s quite boring 😞
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
Vauxhall Chevette
Ford Orion
Ford Mondeo
Renault Scenic (mk1, mk2 and mk3)
Kia Niro EV
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
Vauxhall Chevette
Ford Orion
Ford Mondeo
Renault Scenic (mk1, mk2 and mk3)
Kia Niro EV
Fuck it
*does the weekend dance*
*does the weekend dance*
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Fuck it
*does the weekend dance*
*does the weekend dance*
AUTOGLASS REPAIR AUTOGLASS REPLACE
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 PM
AUTOGLASS REPAIR AUTOGLASS REPLACE
HOLDEN DENNIS BALLS CHIN
November 28, 2025 at 7:38 AM
HOLDEN DENNIS BALLS CHIN
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And still, there are those who say that Americans can’t do irony.
November 28, 2025 at 7:24 AM
And still, there are those who say that Americans can’t do irony.
It’s time for the Black Friday Cat.
November 28, 2025 at 7:25 AM
It’s time for the Black Friday Cat.
SOSSIDGE AND MASH FOR TEA. YES.
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
SOSSIDGE AND MASH FOR TEA. YES.
Reposted by Andy Parmo
The power of Crufts compels you
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
The power of Crufts compels you
Reposted by Andy Parmo
This BBC kids tv advert from 1998 is still very impressive and very lovely
November 13, 2025 at 9:56 AM
This BBC kids tv advert from 1998 is still very impressive and very lovely
Cheap hot dogs in finger buns for tea followed by a box of mint matchmakers. Absolute god tier pov scoff
November 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Cheap hot dogs in finger buns for tea followed by a box of mint matchmakers. Absolute god tier pov scoff
Reposted by Andy Parmo
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Missus (every 5 minutes since 6:30am): it’s very cold this morning
Also missus: oh no the car is all frosty who could have foreseen this
Also missus: oh no the car is all frosty who could have foreseen this
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Missus (every 5 minutes since 6:30am): it’s very cold this morning
Also missus: oh no the car is all frosty who could have foreseen this
Also missus: oh no the car is all frosty who could have foreseen this
Reposted by Andy Parmo
This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.
Reposted by Andy Parmo
I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.