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Andy Parmo
@andyparmo.co.uk
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Groovy cat. Gentleman. Scholar. Acrobat.

Geordie in Middlesbrough. MD ANT.
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"What day is it?" asked Pooh. “It's Monday," said Piglet. "Fuck," said Pooh.
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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Saturday Pootle
November 22, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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@lilgemgem.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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You’re lucky yours is awake
Sleeping pupper
November 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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DID SOMEONE SAY BEVERAGINO
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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The new season of Stranger Things has taken an odd turn
Eleven injured after grizzly bear attacks schoolchildren and teachers in Canada
November 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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It’s time for the Friday Cat.
Friday Cat
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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@jenbren.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Well? Do you? #FacebookNews
After some advice please as I am new to this. Just wondering if you brown your minge before it goes into the slow cooker or just pop it in. Thanks in advance.
November 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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@stusteel80.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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The missus so won’t get this reference
SMS message to the missus asking her to get some beans in her way home, followed by a screenshot of the cow looking at beans from Magical Trevor, followed by a message saying “beans lots of beans lots of beans lots of beans lots of beans lots of beans lots of beans lots of beans lots of beans”. Everyone loves Magical Trevor!
November 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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good evening chums
November 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Fuck. Off.
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November 18, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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I’m prepared to go along with it if I get one of these
Mahoosive selection box from the 80s
November 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Unprecedented
Email subject: Andy, your credit score for November has gone up
November 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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FMAL
The Christmas tree is up. It’s fucking November man
November 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Haha, I forgot about that. I posted the original #FacebookNews item but it was Biscuit Ahoy (before she went all fash) that actually picked up on were Gary
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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It’s time for the Monday Bear.
November 17, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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@vimtotime.bsky.social look who’s coming out to play 😀
Andy Parmo and a nutdogger
November 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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The wtf face in the video thumbnail makes this. As in wtf are you buying tickets for this bollocks for
Image advert on bookface with the presenter doing a wtf face in the video thumbnail
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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nufin #FacebookNews
We may not be married but almost 14 years together. We chose not to get married because it changes nufin anyone of us dies we both broke we get nufin, we divorce we get nufin. The price of a wedding thousands.
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 PM