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Mister Alex
@awp.christies.org.uk
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Weird but kinda alright once you get to know me. @awpchristie on Twitter.
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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · Apr 14
Dad has taken to sending the WhatsApp group he has with just me and brother in a photo from his daily morning walk each day.

It's rather lovely.
A photo of Norfolk countryside, low mist hanging over a bramble patch as sunlight streams between the surrounding trees.
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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 14m
Sipping prosecco and chomping on the finest canapés as you luxuriate in your finest legwear, we all know it!
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 6h
You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable

You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
Headline reads: Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotic for adult users.
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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 1h
Thank you for your attention to this matter, etc, normal twatposting will now be resumed.
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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 1h
I don't mean to be gauche, but I do want to have a little celebrate of the fact that my employer just offered a bump in salary and brought my pay review date forward by four months in order to do so, to acknowledge the work I've been doing.
a cartoon duck wearing a hat and goggles is walking on a white background .
Alt: a cartoon duck wearing a hat is dancing on a white background .
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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 1h
Zebra pins remaining faaaancy!
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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 5h
She did so much dark magic in there that her spirit sort of lingers in the fabric of the building, slowly corrupting all who enter.
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Nick Harkaway @nickharkaway.com · 5h
Mech suits for whales so they could come on land and fully express their feelings about humans. Especially orcas.

I guess that makes me the crazed villain?
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doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 1d
lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful

what would you buy to break the curse?
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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 5h
Time to turn the screenwashers on and the wipers to full chat
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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 5h
I think you can mute without unfollowing, if that's something you want to do.

(I just unfollow quietly and get on with it. I see virtually no drama on the TL and I love that for me 🥰)
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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 5h
Yeaaaaah I don't love it.
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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 6h
Tell me my good man, is there any other part of the fish that you can eat?
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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 6h
I have been using a wooden/bamboo toothbrush for years, and for the first time this morning I have experienced what I've always dreaded:

Driving a splinter into my lip at high speed.

Whelp.
a man in a police uniform and tie is standing with his arms crossed and saying `` i am in incredible pain . ''
Alt: a man in a police uniform and tie is standing with his arms crossed and saying `` i am in incredible pain . ''
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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 7h
Into the gulag with me, too.
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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 7h
@un-ness-assary.bsky.social thinking of you & Stu today - go kick life in the arse x
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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 16h
Fingers crossed for an aneurysm before Christmas 🤞
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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 16h
Speculoos is what happens when the end falls off mid-examination, and can't be recovered.
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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 16h
The important thing is to give the flouride ten minutes on the teeth after brushing before starting to wash it off with food and drink.

So I clean teeth, then shower, and my teeth are set up for the day as best they can be.

40, no fillings or treatments ever, so it's working for me at least.
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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 16h
Plus, teeth've had all night to build up the bacterial load. If you pile food in there without removing that scuzz first, that little petri dish of a mouth is going into overdrive and will be getting funkier by the moment.

Impacts taste of food and also greater potential for damage
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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 16h
Before eating, for three reasons:

When you eat, the outer surface of the tooth can be softened by acidic foods. If you then scrub straight after that, you're damaging the surface more than you need to.
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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 16h
Should be flying porn and cars that blow themselves, just like Tomorrow's World promised us.
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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 17h
Part of the reason I didn't feel I could continue being a part of it, tbh.
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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 18h
Every single male journalist in that room should have stood up and walked out.

Cowards.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18h
Trump ignores a question from a woman reporter but says, "I just like to watch her talk. Good job. Thank you darling."
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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 18h
Some CAMHS teams I used to work with - until I was utterly beaten by the moral injury of managing waiting lists - are now pushing 10+ year waits between referral and initiation.

(Did my MSc research on "what do people call into services about" and the answer was "waiting" to nobody's surprise)
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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 18h
(and of course, once a waiting list starts to build up for either Ax or Tx, some of your admin and clinical staff get tied up in responding to patients, GPs, other services etc who are enquiring about the state of the waiting list - which then takes more capacity out of the service.)
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Mister Alex @awp.christies.org.uk · 18h
In a system where you've got a steady referral rate, a steady staffing mix, a d adequate resources to meet the level of demand (hahahahahahaaaaaa) you can obviously balance the number of assessments you offer to match the rate you can start treatment at, and you get a really slick service.
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