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Emily ✨
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Fat middle aged bisexual, but good 🩷💜💙

Now get your fucking ass up and bring me back a wee surprise from the shop.

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Bayern Munich have been beaten for the first time this season.

They went 18 games without defeat until the visit to Arsenal.
November 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Mikel is pointing at a drawing of me here
October 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Only one goal conceded
Arsenal in the Champions League so far:

5 games
5 wins
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Kane’s face 😏
November 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Fucking brilliant. We’re winning the lot.
November 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
SCREAMING. MY GUYS 😭🥹😍
November 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Martin coming øn 🥰
November 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
MARTINELLI!!!!!!!!! THE MOST MARTINELLI OF GOALS!!!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
NONIIIIIIIIII!!!!! RICHY ASSIST!!!!! TOO MUCH HANDSOMENESS!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Having watched another show that had a Declan in it and listening to the comms tonight I’m sure people are saying “Decland” more than they should
November 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
A rare moment in which I’ll praise Man City; this looks great
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
“Possession is one of the most unreliable stats in football” well Fletch, there’s something very simple you can do here, stop parping on about it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The only issue Kompany should have with that is Neuer’s moustache
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
YEAHRRIEN TIMBER!
November 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Some 👀 scorelines already tonight
November 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
First hearing of Fairytale of New York in the wild this year
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Is there any greater aural rush than hearing the opening bars of Better The Devil You Know when you’re not expecting it
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Always very funny listening to/watching old crime shows from the initial era of people using the internet, such naivety!
November 26, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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The arms of an octopus were used to mark specific parts of this page that were of importance or interest - 14th century, Bancroft Library, BANC MS UCB 085
November 17, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Been on here properly for just over a year now. This is roughly 58 posts a day 🙂
November 26, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
This is actually very funny youtu.be/FSefEYzhN18
November 26, 2025 at 8:42 AM