Emily ✨
@emilyoram.bsky.social
Fat middle aged bisexual, but good 🩷💜💙
Now get your fucking ass up and bring me back a wee surprise from the shop.
⚽️🔴⚪️🏳️🌈ENM
Now get your fucking ass up and bring me back a wee surprise from the shop.
⚽️🔴⚪️🏳️🌈ENM
Wouldn’t be averse to an NGL message or two if anyone fancies. No worries if not though!!!!! (see pinned post)
November 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Wouldn’t be averse to an NGL message or two if anyone fancies. No worries if not though!!!!! (see pinned post)
I hope all the replies kept the bit going
November 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I hope all the replies kept the bit going
Shouted at the TV at the state of Tim Sherwood’s white ribbon which was fully horizontal and I’m glad to see someone has sorted it out for him.
November 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Shouted at the TV at the state of Tim Sherwood’s white ribbon which was fully horizontal and I’m glad to see someone has sorted it out for him.
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big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
Watching Race Across the World and I need Dylan’s mum to drop her cinnamon ice cream recipe.
November 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Watching Race Across the World and I need Dylan’s mum to drop her cinnamon ice cream recipe.
I bet she would though
Just realised this is referring to a church in North Carolina and not the Welsh singer
November 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I bet she would though
The Smack the Pony office water bottle sketch but it's people putting larger and larger bag charms on their bags until they're just attaching full human sized trinkets
November 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The Smack the Pony office water bottle sketch but it's people putting larger and larger bag charms on their bags until they're just attaching full human sized trinkets
There’s a secret bear in the Toblerone logo
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
There’s a secret bear in the Toblerone logo
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Was watching this quite casually then got VERY invested
August 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Was watching this quite casually then got VERY invested
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These all sound like 1950s euphemisms for homosexuals.
May 2, 2025 at 8:35 AM
These all sound like 1950s euphemisms for homosexuals.
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Some absolutely top notch orange cattery here
October 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Some absolutely top notch orange cattery here
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This is my absolute favourite depiction of Brits by Americans. I love it. It’s true and it’s funny.
August 30, 2025 at 9:50 AM
This is my absolute favourite depiction of Brits by Americans. I love it. It’s true and it’s funny.
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When I quote post myself
August 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
When I quote post myself
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These clowns should be extinct, look at them.
March 27, 2025 at 10:43 AM
These clowns should be extinct, look at them.
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The greatest poet of our, or any, generation
December 3, 2024 at 8:30 AM
The greatest poet of our, or any, generation
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“Do something nice for yourself”
OK, I’ll watch this video of corgis wearing life jackets floating down a stream in corgi shaped rubber rings on a loop.
OK, I’ll watch this video of corgis wearing life jackets floating down a stream in corgi shaped rubber rings on a loop.
March 6, 2025 at 9:48 AM
“Do something nice for yourself”
OK, I’ll watch this video of corgis wearing life jackets floating down a stream in corgi shaped rubber rings on a loop.
OK, I’ll watch this video of corgis wearing life jackets floating down a stream in corgi shaped rubber rings on a loop.
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I’m afraid to say this is very attractive. Got to love a passionate nerd. He knows his shit.
August 22, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I’m afraid to say this is very attractive. Got to love a passionate nerd. He knows his shit.
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If anyone wants their own My Bangers this is a moment’s work 🙏🏼
To make this simpler, screenshot of instructions
November 21, 2025 at 1:57 PM
If anyone wants their own My Bangers this is a moment’s work 🙏🏼
Stop posting screenshots of Grok, I don't give a single, solitary shit what Grok has to say.
November 21, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Stop posting screenshots of Grok, I don't give a single, solitary shit what Grok has to say.
🚨The Premier League is back tomorrow! Do your FPL team! Check who's injured!
November 21, 2025 at 11:35 AM
🚨The Premier League is back tomorrow! Do your FPL team! Check who's injured!
It’s been A Week so here’s some Friday Bob Mortimer for your soul
“I don’t fear any of the eggs”
“I don’t fear any of the eggs”
November 21, 2025 at 11:26 AM
It’s been A Week so here’s some Friday Bob Mortimer for your soul
“I don’t fear any of the eggs”
“I don’t fear any of the eggs”
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That's what I need, a jumper that makes it look like I've been shot in the chest with a 18th century cannon.
November 21, 2025 at 11:01 AM
That's what I need, a jumper that makes it look like I've been shot in the chest with a 18th century cannon.
On an app with Bsky analytics (I’m not a nerd, I’m simply trying to find my best posts, which I can’t do since the death of the My Bangers feed) and I’m distraught to learn I’m blocked by more accounts than I’ve blocked (by 12 accounts lol). That needs to change!
November 21, 2025 at 10:56 AM
On an app with Bsky analytics (I’m not a nerd, I’m simply trying to find my best posts, which I can’t do since the death of the My Bangers feed) and I’m distraught to learn I’m blocked by more accounts than I’ve blocked (by 12 accounts lol). That needs to change!