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Science fiction, Forteanism, leftery, autism and tiredness. Married to the sonic embodiment of nihilism (tall one from Ramleh.)
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@beakmoo.bsky.social
· Sep 29
Finally, a reason for my husband to be in the kitchen.
I have prepared my corporeal form for sleep. Night all.
November 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I have prepared my corporeal form for sleep. Night all.
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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
No wine in this Japanese restaurant so I'm having whatever the feck this is.
November 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
No wine in this Japanese restaurant so I'm having whatever the feck this is.
A giant gnome on guitar.
November 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
A giant gnome on guitar.
Ramleh sound fucking amazing tonight. Sadly a shorter than planned set, because eejitry beyond their control.
November 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Ramleh sound fucking amazing tonight. Sadly a shorter than planned set, because eejitry beyond their control.
This is one of those stressful gigs. (Hopefully only for us, not for the punters.)
November 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
This is one of those stressful gigs. (Hopefully only for us, not for the punters.)
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M and S salted caramel rice cakes. You'd think they'd be horrible but they're really nice.
November 29, 2025 at 12:46 PM
M and S salted caramel rice cakes. You'd think they'd be horrible but they're really nice.
When you order chips in a chippy in Manchester, do they put the goo on it or do they ask you first? Asking for a me.
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 AM
When you order chips in a chippy in Manchester, do they put the goo on it or do they ask you first? Asking for a me.
Going to Manchester today. No sleep whatsoever. We'll maybe 5 minutes here and there.
November 29, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Going to Manchester today. No sleep whatsoever. We'll maybe 5 minutes here and there.
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This is for someone's birthday who I don't know so I should probably butt out, but it might be the funniest thing I've seen all week.
November 29, 2025 at 8:23 AM
This is for someone's birthday who I don't know so I should probably butt out, but it might be the funniest thing I've seen all week.
Poor husband has to do a gig tonight without the support of his loving wife. 😮
November 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Poor husband has to do a gig tonight without the support of his loving wife. 😮
"Hope it's chips, it's chips..."
"sacked in the morning, you will be sacked in the morning, sacked in the moooooooorning"
November 28, 2025 at 12:09 PM
"Hope it's chips, it's chips..."
Seriously thinking about buying an electrically heated nose warmer.
November 28, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Seriously thinking about buying an electrically heated nose warmer.
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Black Friday in Yorkshire
November 28, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Black Friday in Yorkshire
I've gone to bed already. Just want to sleep and wake up not wanting to claw at my own face and be rendered incapable of movement by sneezing fits. Fingers crossed.
November 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I've gone to bed already. Just want to sleep and wake up not wanting to claw at my own face and be rendered incapable of movement by sneezing fits. Fingers crossed.
#TheArchers I have a mental image of Justin attending the "beaver launch". It involves a trebuchet.
November 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
#TheArchers I have a mental image of Justin attending the "beaver launch". It involves a trebuchet.
Apparently we can't have a chippy tea because we had one last week. ☹️
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Apparently we can't have a chippy tea because we had one last week. ☹️
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Sunday is 5 years since I adopted the most ridiculous wobbly little man the world has ever seen.
I think you know what has to happen. It's gonna be ✨ SMOL PAUL DAY ✨
I think you know what has to happen. It's gonna be ✨ SMOL PAUL DAY ✨
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Sunday is 5 years since I adopted the most ridiculous wobbly little man the world has ever seen.
I think you know what has to happen. It's gonna be ✨ SMOL PAUL DAY ✨
I think you know what has to happen. It's gonna be ✨ SMOL PAUL DAY ✨
Got lost I the woods, ended up walking for an hour. Oh god am I knackered. Bloody tour starts tomorrow. 😑
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Got lost I the woods, ended up walking for an hour. Oh god am I knackered. Bloody tour starts tomorrow. 😑
Having an allergy day, but I also left my car on the far side of the woods yesterday, deliberately so I can walk through to pick it up. Am I capable of walking through the woods? We shall see. 🫤
November 27, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Having an allergy day, but I also left my car on the far side of the woods yesterday, deliberately so I can walk through to pick it up. Am I capable of walking through the woods? We shall see. 🫤
Just heard an ad saying something was "reduced by £150 off". Fecks' sake.
November 27, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Just heard an ad saying something was "reduced by £150 off". Fecks' sake.
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Rather nice tree root I saw today.
November 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Rather nice tree root I saw today.