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Science fiction, Forteanism, leftery, autism and tiredness. Married to the sonic embodiment of nihilism (tall one from Ramleh.) I block TERFs.

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Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · Sep 29

Finally, a reason for my husband to be in the kitchen.

Recipe, text reads "25g butter, plus a knob".

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Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 2h

Looks a bit like my dad did at that age.

Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 2h

Not so good.

Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 2h

Did you notice I have cheekbones now?

Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 3h

Roast peppers and aubergine were soundly rejected. Tonight they'll have the duck liver ragu I couldn't eat yesterday.

Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 19h

One of tonight's customers enjoying couscous with roasted peppers.

A badger's stripey head and ears just visible though my conservatory window.

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Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 4h

Poor things.

Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 4h

No, it's Tom after what he said about Theresa May last week. Imagine dragging politics into the Bake Off tent!

Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 4h

How terribly common. 🧐

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Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 4h

Good thank you. I feel motivated to do things today and I can eat. How are you?

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Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 4h

Good morning ya bunch of wonderful eejits.

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Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 5h

Your badgers are ugly. Has to be said. 😕

Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 5h

He's not even slightly posh.

Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 16h

Eh?

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Left Of Center Orange Hater @henshinhal.bsky.social · 1d

The photographer deserves a medal.🤣🤣🤣😂😅😂

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Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 18h

As did I.

Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 18h

Christ no, have your ankles off if cornered.

Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 18h

Said to deaf husband that prunes soaked in alcohol would be nice in a meringue tart, he replied "Prue soaked in alcohol? She'd love that." #gbbo

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Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 18h

Me too. Funny people, badgers.

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Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 18h

I tried but they ran away.

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Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 18h

Spending some of this week's #Gbbo yelling "fuck off you posh tory twat!" at the telly.

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Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 18h

Yes, just chateau de pondwater.

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Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 19h

One of tonight's customers enjoying couscous with roasted peppers.

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Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 19h

Well done steak with mustard. Crimes against beef. #TheArchers

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Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 23h

Cats are always welcome.

Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 1d

Get out of my garden!

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Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 1d

Not going. Having a glass of oat milk for lunch. Felt cute, might throw up later.