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@beakmoo.bsky.social
Science fiction, Forteanism, leftery, autism and tiredness. Married to the sonic embodiment of nihilism (tall one from Ramleh.)
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Avian Face-Tool 🦡
@beakmoo.bsky.social
· Sep 29
Finally, a reason for my husband to be in the kitchen.
Right. Bed. I'm leaving you lot down here, and yes I've counted the wine bottles.
November 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Right. Bed. I'm leaving you lot down here, and yes I've counted the wine bottles.
There's been a complaint about the weather. #CatsOfBluesky
November 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
There's been a complaint about the weather. #CatsOfBluesky
Someone called Tuckaduck has blocked me. Must have been offended by my talk of duck's vaginas.
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Someone called Tuckaduck has blocked me. Must have been offended by my talk of duck's vaginas.
Every bloody time I sit down!
November 14, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Every bloody time I sit down!
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My most woke opinion.
Out worst case scenario should be that someone who needs help doesn’t get it. So people should be presumed innocent of benefits or asylum fraud (etc) until there is evidence to the contrary.
Out worst case scenario should be that someone who needs help doesn’t get it. So people should be presumed innocent of benefits or asylum fraud (etc) until there is evidence to the contrary.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 1:02 PM
My most woke opinion.
Out worst case scenario should be that someone who needs help doesn’t get it. So people should be presumed innocent of benefits or asylum fraud (etc) until there is evidence to the contrary.
Out worst case scenario should be that someone who needs help doesn’t get it. So people should be presumed innocent of benefits or asylum fraud (etc) until there is evidence to the contrary.
Just had a visit from my SIL, which was nice. Then she said "I'm going to go now before I get really annoying" and I'm thinking "what is the proper reply to that"? Please don't say these things to autistics.
November 14, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Just had a visit from my SIL, which was nice. Then she said "I'm going to go now before I get really annoying" and I'm thinking "what is the proper reply to that"? Please don't say these things to autistics.
Why did no one tell me about lemurs' vaginas? I knew female hyenas were unusual in this respect but lemurs too! Attenborough never mentioned it.
November 14, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Why did no one tell me about lemurs' vaginas? I knew female hyenas were unusual in this respect but lemurs too! Attenborough never mentioned it.
Morning Bluesk dudes. A late start for me, got stuck in REM sleep, my dream was like an LOTR viewing marathon but all ents and no elves.
November 14, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Morning Bluesk dudes. A late start for me, got stuck in REM sleep, my dream was like an LOTR viewing marathon but all ents and no elves.
Making a chilli con carne so mild that Mexico will be recalling their ambassador in protest.
November 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Making a chilli con carne so mild that Mexico will be recalling their ambassador in protest.
In for the day. Bra off. Flung it at the cat because he keeps asking me for food which is actually already there in a bowl which I keep placing in front of his stupid hairy orange face.
November 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
In for the day. Bra off. Flung it at the cat because he keeps asking me for food which is actually already there in a bowl which I keep placing in front of his stupid hairy orange face.
I should go out for some exercise but everything fucking hurts.
November 13, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I should go out for some exercise but everything fucking hurts.
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I’m running late because I’m breaking my heart laughing at this 🧵
#speirgorm
#speirgorm
I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
November 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
I’m running late because I’m breaking my heart laughing at this 🧵
#speirgorm
#speirgorm
I see #CoronationStreet has gone full Digby Chicken Caesar tonight.
November 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I see #CoronationStreet has gone full Digby Chicken Caesar tonight.
Something I can threaten my husband with.
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Something I can threaten my husband with.
Weather's due to get colder next week at last. Looking forward to wearing my new coat and eating decent frost-hardened swede, maybe some frosty walks in the woods.
November 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Weather's due to get colder next week at last. Looking forward to wearing my new coat and eating decent frost-hardened swede, maybe some frosty walks in the woods.
Right, I know it's early, but I'm about to knit up my raveled sleave of care. 😴
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Right, I know it's early, but I'm about to knit up my raveled sleave of care. 😴
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Having read his book on the same topic, I promise you want to catch this.
Working on my online talk about birds and flight, I’ve just written “you’d seat them on the table by the toilets, next to your drunk racist uncle”.
Not sure it’ll make the final edit.
8pm tomorrow. Free for RSPB members, non-members can join for a donation.
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/talk-by-le...
Not sure it’ll make the final edit.
8pm tomorrow. Free for RSPB members, non-members can join for a donation.
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/talk-by-le...
Talk by Lev Parikian: Birds and Flight
Join nature writer Lev Parikian for a fascinating, entertaining talk about the marvel of flight, focusing on a variety of bird species
www.eventbrite.co.uk
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Having read his book on the same topic, I promise you want to catch this.
Second hand car himself bought a few weeks ago needed all the brakes replaced. Fuck sake.
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Second hand car himself bought a few weeks ago needed all the brakes replaced. Fuck sake.
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Nice heights you got there
be a shame if someone
wuthered them
be a shame if someone
wuthered them
November 12, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Nice heights you got there
be a shame if someone
wuthered them
be a shame if someone
wuthered them
The skips outside the White House in a year or so are going to be very shiny when they chip all that fake gold crap off the walls.
November 12, 2025 at 9:55 AM
The skips outside the White House in a year or so are going to be very shiny when they chip all that fake gold crap off the walls.
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Love being reminded to do this every year. It's a win/win all round
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Love being reminded to do this every year. It's a win/win all round
Dreamt I was a character called Durnick Bob who claimed to have edited a newspaper owned by Elvis Presley. Had a further dream later that someone had been paid £45k to enter my dream and change my name to Durnick Bob.
Unnecessarily complicated imo.
Unnecessarily complicated imo.
November 12, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Dreamt I was a character called Durnick Bob who claimed to have edited a newspaper owned by Elvis Presley. Had a further dream later that someone had been paid £45k to enter my dream and change my name to Durnick Bob.
Unnecessarily complicated imo.
Unnecessarily complicated imo.
Home made smoked salmon fishcakes again. 🎉
November 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Home made smoked salmon fishcakes again. 🎉
How do I have a craving for chocolate? These fucking injections are costing me actual money ffs.
November 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
How do I have a craving for chocolate? These fucking injections are costing me actual money ffs.