Lev Parikian
@levparikian.bsky.social
Words, birds, music. Usual nonsense. South London. linktr.ee/levparikian
Only a few days till the launch of my patent Naked-me-holding Naked Me.
I can barely contain myself.
I can barely contain myself.
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Only a few days till the launch of my patent Naked-me-holding Naked Me.
I can barely contain myself.
I can barely contain myself.
I have developed quite an affection for the 🤣 emoji. It’s awful but enthusiastic.
My hatred for 🤔, however, remains undimmed.
My hatred for 🤔, however, remains undimmed.
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I have developed quite an affection for the 🤣 emoji. It’s awful but enthusiastic.
My hatred for 🤔, however, remains undimmed.
My hatred for 🤔, however, remains undimmed.
Delighted to announce I’m taking over at the OBR*
*Office for Big Raptors
*Office for Big Raptors
November 26, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Delighted to announce I’m taking over at the OBR*
*Office for Big Raptors
*Office for Big Raptors
20yo: *sleeps in a bin, head squashed between two restless hedgehogs, legs attached to helicopters rotating in contrary motion – no ill effects*
60yo: *sleep is disturbed by the landing of a blue tit feather on left ankle – leg falls off, neck feels like it’s trapped in a vice for three weeks*
60yo: *sleep is disturbed by the landing of a blue tit feather on left ankle – leg falls off, neck feels like it’s trapped in a vice for three weeks*
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 AM
20yo: *sleeps in a bin, head squashed between two restless hedgehogs, legs attached to helicopters rotating in contrary motion – no ill effects*
60yo: *sleep is disturbed by the landing of a blue tit feather on left ankle – leg falls off, neck feels like it’s trapped in a vice for three weeks*
60yo: *sleep is disturbed by the landing of a blue tit feather on left ankle – leg falls off, neck feels like it’s trapped in a vice for three weeks*
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huge news I just found a folder of these that I forgot i had!!!!!!!
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
huge news I just found a folder of these that I forgot i had!!!!!!!
Wisdom is an albatross.
She is 75.
She’s just come back to her breeding site, ready to go for the 25/26 season.
Respect.
earthsky.org/earth/oldest...
She is 75.
She’s just come back to her breeding site, ready to go for the 25/26 season.
Respect.
earthsky.org/earth/oldest...
Wisdom, world’s oldest-known bird, returns to Midway Atoll!
earthsky.org
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Wisdom is an albatross.
She is 75.
She’s just come back to her breeding site, ready to go for the 25/26 season.
Respect.
earthsky.org/earth/oldest...
She is 75.
She’s just come back to her breeding site, ready to go for the 25/26 season.
Respect.
earthsky.org/earth/oldest...
Me: *taps the sign*
The sign: wtf just stop doing that will you i was having a nap
The sign: wtf just stop doing that will you i was having a nap
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Me: *taps the sign*
The sign: wtf just stop doing that will you i was having a nap
The sign: wtf just stop doing that will you i was having a nap
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*playing guess who with werner herzog*
werner herzog: does your person have the demented soul of a trapped demon, held infinitely against his will in a universe with no time, his pointless despair flaying his mind into shards
me: yes
werner herzog: is it clive
werner herzog: does your person have the demented soul of a trapped demon, held infinitely against his will in a universe with no time, his pointless despair flaying his mind into shards
me: yes
werner herzog: is it clive
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
*playing guess who with werner herzog*
werner herzog: does your person have the demented soul of a trapped demon, held infinitely against his will in a universe with no time, his pointless despair flaying his mind into shards
me: yes
werner herzog: is it clive
werner herzog: does your person have the demented soul of a trapped demon, held infinitely against his will in a universe with no time, his pointless despair flaying his mind into shards
me: yes
werner herzog: is it clive
Please enjoy this amazing photograph of a kingfisher
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Please enjoy this amazing photograph of a kingfisher
Just heard a chiffchaff singing which is lovely and everything but bloody hell it’s November
November 25, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Just heard a chiffchaff singing which is lovely and everything but bloody hell it’s November
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Here we go... Look out for the full video of me as my character, Cleaveskull, coming soon. Please repost this with wild abandon, and pre-order the book. Paperback pre-orders should be along before too long.
November 25, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Here we go... Look out for the full video of me as my character, Cleaveskull, coming soon. Please repost this with wild abandon, and pre-order the book. Paperback pre-orders should be along before too long.
Fond memories of the time on the old place when a guy called me a grifter “writing books for cash” for writing a book with an extremely loosely Japanese connection, before launching on a jaw-dropping racist rant about the Japanese (genuinely featured the words “cruel race” iirc)
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Fond memories of the time on the old place when a guy called me a grifter “writing books for cash” for writing a book with an extremely loosely Japanese connection, before launching on a jaw-dropping racist rant about the Japanese (genuinely featured the words “cruel race” iirc)
there are so many people you wish would just go away and they don’t and meanwhile good people die all the time and those fuckers just carry on infesting the world anyway here’s a kestrel
November 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
there are so many people you wish would just go away and they don’t and meanwhile good people die all the time and those fuckers just carry on infesting the world anyway here’s a kestrel
Listening to a thing and someone’s just mentioned Calvin and that was a very confusing thirty seconds before I realised they weren’t talking about the kid
November 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Listening to a thing and someone’s just mentioned Calvin and that was a very confusing thirty seconds before I realised they weren’t talking about the kid
I don’t have an opinion on [THING PEOPLE INSIST I BE ANGRY ABOUT] and you can’t make me
November 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I don’t have an opinion on [THING PEOPLE INSIST I BE ANGRY ABOUT] and you can’t make me
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I have to confess I’m a huge fan of LLMs
LOW
LEVEL
MARTINS
LOW
LEVEL
MARTINS
November 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I have to confess I’m a huge fan of LLMs
LOW
LEVEL
MARTINS
LOW
LEVEL
MARTINS
WHERE IS DEATH OF STALIN YOU CLATTERING FANNIES
It is imposdible to make a Top 100 list everyone agrees with…
BUT THIS LIST IS SO WRONG!!!!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
BUT THIS LIST IS SO WRONG!!!!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
WHERE IS DEATH OF STALIN YOU CLATTERING FANNIES
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Last ask, I swear. Local film makers shooting a story written by my excellent, clever and funny school writers group. Ignore the figures here. We're £350 short with three days to go. If you've bunged us some money THANK YOU. If you'd like to, THANK YOU. ❤️
www.spacehive.com/angeline#/la...
www.spacehive.com/angeline#/la...
Angeline - A film by Dallas Road Primary
'Angeline', a film by Dallas Road Primary School, created with Lancaster Film Initiative and Ian Martin.
www.spacehive.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Last ask, I swear. Local film makers shooting a story written by my excellent, clever and funny school writers group. Ignore the figures here. We're £350 short with three days to go. If you've bunged us some money THANK YOU. If you'd like to, THANK YOU. ❤️
www.spacehive.com/angeline#/la...
www.spacehive.com/angeline#/la...
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Every year I stop myself from posting “now look here you lot, my books would make an excellent Christmas present” in October because it’s way too early, and then I forget until it’s way too late.
Hope I’ve hit the sweet spot this time.
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Hope I’ve hit the sweet spot this time.
levparikian.com/index.php/sh...
November 23, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Every year I stop myself from posting “now look here you lot, my books would make an excellent Christmas present” in October because it’s way too early, and then I forget until it’s way too late.
Hope I’ve hit the sweet spot this time.
levparikian.com/index.php/sh...
Hope I’ve hit the sweet spot this time.
levparikian.com/index.php/sh...
I amuse you, Charlie Brown? I make you laugh, Charlie Brown? Funny how, Charlie Brown?
Forget it, Charlie Brown, it’s Chinatown, Charlie Brown.
You’re a sick fuck, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I amuse you, Charlie Brown? I make you laugh, Charlie Brown? Funny how, Charlie Brown?
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I have to confess I’m a huge fan of LLMs
LOW
LEVEL
MARTINS
LOW
LEVEL
MARTINS
November 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I have to confess I’m a huge fan of LLMs
LOW
LEVEL
MARTINS
LOW
LEVEL
MARTINS
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This is a week away. Will be good possibly.
A bit more on this podcast and how it is meant to operate. This is kind of a new idea (I think) so it might not work. It might, though. I think you'll like the story, regardless.
November 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
This is a week away. Will be good possibly.
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I’m on my nonsense again. This week’s Six Things:
– cats
– mute films
– stadium garden
– sundiver
– clocks
– cool S
open.substack.com/pub/levparik...
– cats
– mute films
– stadium garden
– sundiver
– clocks
– cool S
open.substack.com/pub/levparik...
Six Things, Volume 136
Cats | Mute | Stadium Garden | Sundiver | Clocks | Cool S
open.substack.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I’m on my nonsense again. This week’s Six Things:
– cats
– mute films
– stadium garden
– sundiver
– clocks
– cool S
open.substack.com/pub/levparik...
– cats
– mute films
– stadium garden
– sundiver
– clocks
– cool S
open.substack.com/pub/levparik...
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There are still places available for our 2026 weekend courses, so check out the programme and apply now! www.rehearsal-orchestra.org/courses/
Courses - Rehearsal Orchestra
Explore our current season of orchestral courses in the UK for future professionals and serious amateurs.
www.rehearsal-orchestra.org
November 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
There are still places available for our 2026 weekend courses, so check out the programme and apply now! www.rehearsal-orchestra.org/courses/