Mutable Joe
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this is a low flying panic attack
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When you gotta haunt Donald Sutherland around Venice but you still intend to have fun with it
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January 23, 2026 at 11:47 PM
When you gotta haunt Donald Sutherland around Venice but you still intend to have fun with it
we're supposed to get 12" of snow tomorrow which is going to lead to me answering all sorts of awkward questions in bed
January 23, 2026 at 8:59 PM
we're supposed to get 12" of snow tomorrow which is going to lead to me answering all sorts of awkward questions in bed
given trump always seems to have the opinion of the last person he spoke to, how do you think he got the idea of a golden dome
January 23, 2026 at 8:39 PM
given trump always seems to have the opinion of the last person he spoke to, how do you think he got the idea of a golden dome
back in the 70s there was huge controversy at a music festival when the bands Cream and The Jam were playing and they had to decide who went on first
January 23, 2026 at 8:29 PM
back in the 70s there was huge controversy at a music festival when the bands Cream and The Jam were playing and they had to decide who went on first
SNL: it's too obvious, you can't setup a joke like this
writer: it's true to life, they would literally do this
SNL: bitch please, there is no way on earth this would happen
writer: it's true to life, they would literally do this
SNL: bitch please, there is no way on earth this would happen
Vance: If we're trying to find a sex offender, tell us where the guy lives.
January 22, 2026 at 9:33 PM
SNL: it's too obvious, you can't setup a joke like this
writer: it's true to life, they would literally do this
SNL: bitch please, there is no way on earth this would happen
writer: it's true to life, they would literally do this
SNL: bitch please, there is no way on earth this would happen
trump is like a teenager, you can't understand what they're saying and they're mainly into fucking round the back of iceland
January 21, 2026 at 7:57 PM
trump is like a teenager, you can't understand what they're saying and they're mainly into fucking round the back of iceland
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TRUMP: honk honk honk, I'm a big goose. everyone tells me whenever I enter a room, that's the biggest goose I've ever seen and I say yes. I'm a big goose. in a good way. a lot of Somalians are small stupid gooses but I'm a big goose
BBC NEWS: a disciplined Trump sticks to the script on the economy
BBC NEWS: a disciplined Trump sticks to the script on the economy
January 21, 2026 at 1:58 PM
TRUMP: honk honk honk, I'm a big goose. everyone tells me whenever I enter a room, that's the biggest goose I've ever seen and I say yes. I'm a big goose. in a good way. a lot of Somalians are small stupid gooses but I'm a big goose
BBC NEWS: a disciplined Trump sticks to the script on the economy
BBC NEWS: a disciplined Trump sticks to the script on the economy
you're all doing great posts but he won't understand any of them
January 21, 2026 at 3:17 PM
you're all doing great posts but he won't understand any of them
wind power by country
January 21, 2026 at 3:12 PM
wind power by country
all sounds like bad news for whatever canada is
January 21, 2026 at 2:54 PM
all sounds like bad news for whatever canada is
this is why you shouldn't have a conference hosted by a dr who villian
January 21, 2026 at 2:51 PM
this is why you shouldn't have a conference hosted by a dr who villian
fed up of hearing what america and europe has to say about greenland, let's hear from malawi
January 20, 2026 at 9:55 PM
fed up of hearing what america and europe has to say about greenland, let's hear from malawi
trump talks like he's just distracting the manager while his mate steals some red stripe
January 20, 2026 at 8:56 PM
trump talks like he's just distracting the manager while his mate steals some red stripe
no us soldier, to date, has been killed by a polar bear
January 20, 2026 at 3:11 PM
no us soldier, to date, has been killed by a polar bear
northern lights? we call it a bap round these parts you southern bastard
January 19, 2026 at 11:07 PM
northern lights? we call it a bap round these parts you southern bastard
the greatest documentary ever broadcast www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTkF...
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January 19, 2026 at 7:09 PM
the greatest documentary ever broadcast www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTkF...
your boyfriend's favourite movie stars jared leto
January 19, 2026 at 6:41 PM
your boyfriend's favourite movie stars jared leto
your boyfriend's favorite film doesn't even customize the studio logo to represent the color scheme and style of the movie
January 19, 2026 at 6:39 PM
your boyfriend's favorite film doesn't even customize the studio logo to represent the color scheme and style of the movie
the most pressing football question of the moment is: what's with the holes in the socks
January 17, 2026 at 5:36 PM
the most pressing football question of the moment is: what's with the holes in the socks
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the entire population of England in 1086 will return in... Avengers Domesday
January 13, 2026 at 2:56 PM
the entire population of England in 1086 will return in... Avengers Domesday
lol what a way to go out
A new Trump program “will fast-track construction of new & untested reactor designs built by private firms, with an explicit goal of having at least 3 nuclear test reactors up & running by…July 4.” Critics worry that the tight deadline & “lack of transparency” are “compromising safety.” 12/17/25…1/
Trump’s rush to build nuclear reactors across the U.S. raises safety worries
A new program at the Department of Energy is pushing the development of nearly a dozen new reactor designs at breakneck speed.
www.opb.org
January 16, 2026 at 8:17 PM
lol what a way to go out
you can probably vibe code a solution
X has stopped working
X has stopped working
www.independent.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 4:03 PM
you can probably vibe code a solution
it's only january 15th
January 15, 2026 at 9:14 PM
it's only january 15th
watched a bit of traitors, they do not solve mysteries using archeology, firm pass
January 15, 2026 at 8:37 PM
watched a bit of traitors, they do not solve mysteries using archeology, firm pass
TV Show Idea: ONCE BITTEN TWICE SHY
Phil Once is bitten by a radioactive spider which lets him duplicate people. He accidentally makes a copy of Lisa Shy, a girl he tried to chat up. Her memory is wiped during the duplication - does he have the courage to try and get with her again?
Phil Once is bitten by a radioactive spider which lets him duplicate people. He accidentally makes a copy of Lisa Shy, a girl he tried to chat up. Her memory is wiped during the duplication - does he have the courage to try and get with her again?
January 15, 2026 at 7:10 PM
TV Show Idea: ONCE BITTEN TWICE SHY
Phil Once is bitten by a radioactive spider which lets him duplicate people. He accidentally makes a copy of Lisa Shy, a girl he tried to chat up. Her memory is wiped during the duplication - does he have the courage to try and get with her again?
Phil Once is bitten by a radioactive spider which lets him duplicate people. He accidentally makes a copy of Lisa Shy, a girl he tried to chat up. Her memory is wiped during the duplication - does he have the courage to try and get with her again?