Gabby HC
@scriblit.bsky.social
Comedy writer & Author. Repped by JFL. Dead Funny History, Horrible Histories & Horrible Science! Loadsa R4 stuff! And more! Buy the Darkwood Trilogy or Rooks Trilogy or Cursed Under London! 🐝 with the 🫖. Avatar by Tealin!
Roses are red
Indie hates snakes
Indie hates snakes
February 15, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Roses are red
Indie hates snakes
Indie hates snakes
Tarmac is grey
Angry people are peeved
Angry people are peeved
February 15, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Tarmac is grey
Angry people are peeved
Angry people are peeved
19yo has a new boyfriend & has been given a necklace, a plushie & flowers, went on a daytime date & is going out to dinner
Me on the family WhatsApp: Your father & I bought each other Toffifee & we cleaned up some mould
Me on the family WhatsApp: Your father & I bought each other Toffifee & we cleaned up some mould
February 14, 2026 at 8:45 PM
19yo has a new boyfriend & has been given a necklace, a plushie & flowers, went on a daytime date & is going out to dinner
Me on the family WhatsApp: Your father & I bought each other Toffifee & we cleaned up some mould
Me on the family WhatsApp: Your father & I bought each other Toffifee & we cleaned up some mould
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It's my birthday, hurrah! For my birthday I'd really love as many shares on this post as we can make happen!
Hi, I'm AK, and I write exceedingly queer books! Feel free to ask me about them!
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Hi, I'm AK, and I write exceedingly queer books! Feel free to ask me about them!
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Ravensword Press
The queer books your parents warned you about!
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February 14, 2026 at 7:57 AM
It's my birthday, hurrah! For my birthday I'd really love as many shares on this post as we can make happen!
Hi, I'm AK, and I write exceedingly queer books! Feel free to ask me about them!
ravenswordpress.com
Hi, I'm AK, and I write exceedingly queer books! Feel free to ask me about them!
ravenswordpress.com
Roses are red
Poetry's stressful
Poetry's stressful
a man is talking about being entirely successful .
Alt: Data from Star Trek says 'I have not been entirely successful'
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February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Roses are red
Poetry's stressful
Poetry's stressful
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Roses are red
Stem held between teeth
I ordered us takeout but it's
Stem held between teeth
I ordered us takeout but it's
February 14, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Roses are red
Stem held between teeth
I ordered us takeout but it's
Stem held between teeth
I ordered us takeout but it's
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I went back to @waterstones.bsky.social Newport for the best possible reason: they'd sold out of their original copies of Wooing the Witch Queen, ordered more, & wanted me to sign the new copies! And OMG, just look at the incredible display they have up now. 😍
The fountain pen! The powders! Oskar!
The fountain pen! The powders! Oskar!
February 14, 2026 at 6:50 PM
I went back to @waterstones.bsky.social Newport for the best possible reason: they'd sold out of their original copies of Wooing the Witch Queen, ordered more, & wanted me to sign the new copies! And OMG, just look at the incredible display they have up now. 😍
The fountain pen! The powders! Oskar!
The fountain pen! The powders! Oskar!
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Still watching Twin Peaks.
Audrey Horne: GodDAMN I want some Kyle MacLachlan shaped 30yo dick
Her Dad: We have Kyle MacLachlan shaped 30yo dick at home
Billy Zane: Hello!
Audrey Horne: GodDAMN I want some Kyle MacLachlan shaped 30yo dick
Her Dad: We have Kyle MacLachlan shaped 30yo dick at home
Billy Zane: Hello!
February 14, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Still watching Twin Peaks.
Audrey Horne: GodDAMN I want some Kyle MacLachlan shaped 30yo dick
Her Dad: We have Kyle MacLachlan shaped 30yo dick at home
Billy Zane: Hello!
Audrey Horne: GodDAMN I want some Kyle MacLachlan shaped 30yo dick
Her Dad: We have Kyle MacLachlan shaped 30yo dick at home
Billy Zane: Hello!
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I think I’ve been scammed….My Rottweilers haven’t grown in months 😱😱
February 14, 2026 at 1:22 PM
I think I’ve been scammed….My Rottweilers haven’t grown in months 😱😱
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Do vampires celebrate Valentine's Day? Can they even stand each other long enough to maintain a relationship? Find out in Couples Therapy, the revolutionary expansion to Vampire Therapist!
(It's cheaper than flowers and chocolate too)
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(It's cheaper than flowers and chocolate too)
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Vampire Therapist - Couples Therapy on Steam
You've helped the immortal undead live with themselves, but can you help them live with one another? Can vampires find domestic bliss? You'll need all your therapy skills to handle this couple in this...
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February 14, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Do vampires celebrate Valentine's Day? Can they even stand each other long enough to maintain a relationship? Find out in Couples Therapy, the revolutionary expansion to Vampire Therapist!
(It's cheaper than flowers and chocolate too)
store.steampowered.com/app/3320590/...
(It's cheaper than flowers and chocolate too)
store.steampowered.com/app/3320590/...
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I'm always baffled by parents who complain about having to explain stuff to their children. What did you think that role was going to entail exactly.
February 14, 2026 at 1:54 PM
I'm always baffled by parents who complain about having to explain stuff to their children. What did you think that role was going to entail exactly.
Middle names are weird 'yeah, like most people I've got between 1 & 4 spare names, I'll either decide to use it as my main name or never use it again unless I'm filling in a form'
February 14, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Middle names are weird 'yeah, like most people I've got between 1 & 4 spare names, I'll either decide to use it as my main name or never use it again unless I'm filling in a form'
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Finally got round to reading this last month and it's completely great. If you like your fantasy books lovingly queered up, you're wasting time not reading it.
Chop chop!
Chop chop!
February 14, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Finally got round to reading this last month and it's completely great. If you like your fantasy books lovingly queered up, you're wasting time not reading it.
Chop chop!
Chop chop!
I recommend Three Salons At The Seaside to EVERYONE. 30 minutes of gentle, loving care and community between older women - either widows or full time carers to severely disabled husbands. The funeral bag! The man who comes in selling fish! 'I didn't fall, she knocked me over!'
Feels like TV companies have forgotten about, or simply don't care about, making "slice of life" documentaries. Feels like we need them more than ever now, to understand why everyone is so fucking mad these days. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUIr...
Three Salons At The Seaside
YouTube video by Vacbear58
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February 14, 2026 at 1:05 PM
I recommend Three Salons At The Seaside to EVERYONE. 30 minutes of gentle, loving care and community between older women - either widows or full time carers to severely disabled husbands. The funeral bag! The man who comes in selling fish! 'I didn't fall, she knocked me over!'
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Autism is nothing to be afraid of
And antivax rhetoric kills children
Violets are blue
Autism is nothing to be afraid of
And antivax rhetoric kills children
February 14, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Autism is nothing to be afraid of
And antivax rhetoric kills children
Violets are blue
Autism is nothing to be afraid of
And antivax rhetoric kills children
totally normal and fine
February 14, 2026 at 12:25 PM
totally normal and fine
Huw Warren just read your posts
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'Round Midnight
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Huw Warren & Angharad Jenkins
Ffarwel i Llangyfelach Lon
February 13, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Huw Warren just read your posts
Well I've had a lovely work day in spite of The Fucking Trains TM, and I can't say what it was yet but if you know a 5yo there's a good chance you'll be as happy about it as me
February 13, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Well I've had a lovely work day in spite of The Fucking Trains TM, and I can't say what it was yet but if you know a 5yo there's a good chance you'll be as happy about it as me
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The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it
February 13, 2026 at 9:37 PM
The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it
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Tudor to Hotspur is basically Shakespeare's history plays in reverse.
February 13, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Tudor to Hotspur is basically Shakespeare's history plays in reverse.
One of these days, my train won't be massively delayed when I'm due in London at a set time for a record.
Today is not that day
Today is not that day
February 13, 2026 at 11:41 AM
One of these days, my train won't be massively delayed when I'm due in London at a set time for a record.
Today is not that day
Today is not that day
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hold on i gotta take this
February 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
hold on i gotta take this