Gabby HC
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Comedy writer & Author. Repped by JFL. Dead Funny History, Horrible Histories & Horrible Science! Loadsa R4 stuff! And more! Buy the Darkwood Trilogy or Rooks Trilogy or Cursed Under London! 🐝 with the 🫖. Avatar by Tealin!
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All the private jets leaving the super bowl. Paper straws etc
February 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
All the private jets leaving the super bowl. Paper straws etc
yessssSSSSSSSSS
scarlet hollow on friday
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 PM
yessssSSSSSSSSS
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I've got this post bookmarked for such occasions
Remember (to the tune of Knees Up Mother Brown)!
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February 9, 2026 at 5:36 PM
I've got this post bookmarked for such occasions
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The party that just want to love and protect women and girls strikes again
Jeremy Kyle is interviewing Reform MPs at a live press conference
Discussing who might take over from Keir Starmer as PM, Kyle just said: "She's had a makeover, Angela"
Lee Anderson: "She's throwing her money away, isn't she, to be honest with you"
*applause from the audience*
Discussing who might take over from Keir Starmer as PM, Kyle just said: "She's had a makeover, Angela"
Lee Anderson: "She's throwing her money away, isn't she, to be honest with you"
*applause from the audience*
February 9, 2026 at 4:53 PM
The party that just want to love and protect women and girls strikes again
post a banger not in English youtu.be/oMHLkcc9I9c?...
February 9, 2026 at 4:52 PM
post a banger not in English youtu.be/oMHLkcc9I9c?...
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it will really be something if the Epstein Files unseat a British Prime Minster who isn't in them, and not the American President who was Epstein's best friend.
February 9, 2026 at 2:24 PM
it will really be something if the Epstein Files unseat a British Prime Minster who isn't in them, and not the American President who was Epstein's best friend.
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us millennials & gen x don't want to say so but atm it's probably K Pop Demon Hunters. The dust may settle differently in a few more years but in terms of its surprise impact & showing gatekeepers the rewards that can come from risks & new IPs I think it's that.
What 2020s movie has the greatest cultural footprint?
Note: This is not necessarily about box office, Oscars, critical acclaim, though all of those can count. It's more... pieces of it have so completely permeated our cultural groundwater that it will always be there.
Note: This is not necessarily about box office, Oscars, critical acclaim, though all of those can count. It's more... pieces of it have so completely permeated our cultural groundwater that it will always be there.
February 9, 2026 at 3:09 PM
us millennials & gen x don't want to say so but atm it's probably K Pop Demon Hunters. The dust may settle differently in a few more years but in terms of its surprise impact & showing gatekeepers the rewards that can come from risks & new IPs I think it's that.
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MAN ANNOUNCES HE WILL NOT BE SHITTING IN DOWNSTAIRS TOILET
Father of three Mutable Joe has confirmed he will "not be shitting" in the downstairs toilet because his family have confirmed they "do not like it" when he does that. He reports feeling "upbeat" and "confident" about it not happening.
Father of three Mutable Joe has confirmed he will "not be shitting" in the downstairs toilet because his family have confirmed they "do not like it" when he does that. He reports feeling "upbeat" and "confident" about it not happening.
February 9, 2026 at 2:12 PM
MAN ANNOUNCES HE WILL NOT BE SHITTING IN DOWNSTAIRS TOILET
Father of three Mutable Joe has confirmed he will "not be shitting" in the downstairs toilet because his family have confirmed they "do not like it" when he does that. He reports feeling "upbeat" and "confident" about it not happening.
Father of three Mutable Joe has confirmed he will "not be shitting" in the downstairs toilet because his family have confirmed they "do not like it" when he does that. He reports feeling "upbeat" and "confident" about it not happening.
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The way Chris pincher has been basically been erased from boris downfall is really instructive in Westminster culture and how these people get away with it
I see we're back to "Johnson resigned because of a party" and not because he employed a known sex pest, lied about what he knew, and more than half his cabinet resigned as a result.
Madeley. FFS.
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 PM
The way Chris pincher has been basically been erased from boris downfall is really instructive in Westminster culture and how these people get away with it
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(guy who's unable to remember the term "court jester"): uh have you seen the
February 9, 2026 at 11:27 AM
(guy who's unable to remember the term "court jester"): uh have you seen the
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People of Britain! This Wednesday you can catch my R4 special Eleanor & Pals, a character comedy show starring me and Zara Gladman, and featuring everyone's favourite sad man, Craig!
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
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BBC Radio 4 - Eleanor & Pals
Comedian Eleanor Morton brings her hilarious online comedy characters and pals to Radio 4.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 9, 2026 at 11:55 AM
People of Britain! This Wednesday you can catch my R4 special Eleanor & Pals, a character comedy show starring me and Zara Gladman, and featuring everyone's favourite sad man, Craig!
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
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Sting got sued for unpaid royalties to his bandmates and in doing so he’s the only person so far to successfully defund the police.
a man is playing a saxophone and another man is playing a trumpet in a pink room .
Alt: Paul Simon and Chevy chase doing a comical dance in the You Can Call Me Al video
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February 9, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Sting got sued for unpaid royalties to his bandmates and in doing so he’s the only person so far to successfully defund the police.
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Just remembered a photoshop I had a little fun with.
February 8, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Just remembered a photoshop I had a little fun with.
They're creepy and they're kooky
Mysterious and spooky
Their lungs were very goopy
The Bronte Family
They all were dreadful teachers
Their dad & beaus were preachers
They died on moors and beaches
The Bronte Family www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
Mysterious and spooky
Their lungs were very goopy
The Bronte Family
They all were dreadful teachers
Their dad & beaus were preachers
They died on moors and beaches
The Bronte Family www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
You're Dead to Me - Dead Funny History - The Brontës - BBC Sounds
Tragedy and triumph in the Brontë story.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 PM
They're creepy and they're kooky
Mysterious and spooky
Their lungs were very goopy
The Bronte Family
They all were dreadful teachers
Their dad & beaus were preachers
They died on moors and beaches
The Bronte Family www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
Mysterious and spooky
Their lungs were very goopy
The Bronte Family
They all were dreadful teachers
Their dad & beaus were preachers
They died on moors and beaches
The Bronte Family www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
*Ross Kemp voice*
I'm Earnshaw Linton and I'm living in some of England's hardest conditions
February 9, 2026 at 12:29 PM
*Ross Kemp voice*
We're ALL ghosts!
I’m Linton Catherine and I’m a ghost
February 9, 2026 at 12:28 PM
We're ALL ghosts!
Get your Wuthering Heights name by calling yourself some combination of Earnshaw, Linton, Heathcliff and Catherine, and then immediately dying of TB
February 9, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Get your Wuthering Heights name by calling yourself some combination of Earnshaw, Linton, Heathcliff and Catherine, and then immediately dying of TB
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Former board member of Sex Matters...
Funny how often this stuff happens, eh?
Funny how often this stuff happens, eh?
February 9, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Former board member of Sex Matters...
Funny how often this stuff happens, eh?
Funny how often this stuff happens, eh?
How am I managing to both live this dream in multiple areas of my job yet also complain bitterly about it when I do because it means constantly having to rewrite jokes.
i want to live the kind of life where i have a consultant historian on staff
February 9, 2026 at 11:27 AM
How am I managing to both live this dream in multiple areas of my job yet also complain bitterly about it when I do because it means constantly having to rewrite jokes.
Incredible how all these guys were at it.
*Receives confidential info*
"Oh wow, I can't wait to tell my good friend Jeffy The Kiddie Fiddler!"
*Receives confidential info*
"Oh wow, I can't wait to tell my good friend Jeffy The Kiddie Fiddler!"
And it gets worse.
Emails show Andrew Mountbatten Windsor shared confidential info with Jeffrey Epstein from his work as trade envoy
King’s brother passed on reports of visits to Singapore, Hong Kong and Vietnam and confidential details of investment opportunities to convicted paedophile.
Emails show Andrew Mountbatten Windsor shared confidential info with Jeffrey Epstein from his work as trade envoy
King’s brother passed on reports of visits to Singapore, Hong Kong and Vietnam and confidential details of investment opportunities to convicted paedophile.
Andrew shared confidential information with Epstein as trade envoy, files suggest
Under official guidance, trade envoys have a duty of confidentiality over sensitive, commercial, or political information.
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February 9, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Incredible how all these guys were at it.
*Receives confidential info*
"Oh wow, I can't wait to tell my good friend Jeffy The Kiddie Fiddler!"
*Receives confidential info*
"Oh wow, I can't wait to tell my good friend Jeffy The Kiddie Fiddler!"
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amazing that every time i bring this up people are unaware of it. he really got away with it
![Abuse allegation
In September 2016, the FBI and the Los Angeles Department of Children and Family Services investigated Pitt for child abuse following an incident on a plane, where Pitt was accused by an anonymous person of being "verbally abusive" and "physical" towards one of his children.[252] Pitt was not criminally charged for the incident by the Los Angeles County Department of Children and Family Services, or by the FBI.[253]
In 2022, Jolie filed a countersuit against Pitt during a legal battle over their formerly co-owned vineyard. Jolie's lawyers stated that during negotiations, Pitt had asked Jolie to sign "a nondisclosure agreement prohibiting her from speaking outside of court about his abuse of her and their children."[223] Her complaint stated that he grabbed and shook her during the plane ride, strangled one of their children, and struck another in the face, among other allegations.[223]
On the release of Pitt's 2025 film F1, to much praise from most sources, Angelica Jade Bastién wrote an article published in Vulture criticizing his "rehabilitation", saying, "It isn't that people don't believe what happened to Jolie on that plane—they just don't care."[254]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hz4jzmli3n7isthc5zxexuee/bafkreibsfgjiqnejawlgr62nrhzvicdgssfx4ncbd5cjkwjmoit47tzrwy@jpeg)
February 9, 2026 at 10:12 AM
amazing that every time i bring this up people are unaware of it. he really got away with it
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Wow, this was a powerful ad.
Incredible, but these victims had to air a commercial during the Super Bowl to try and get justice...
Incredible, but these victims had to air a commercial during the Super Bowl to try and get justice...
February 9, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Wow, this was a powerful ad.
Incredible, but these victims had to air a commercial during the Super Bowl to try and get justice...
Incredible, but these victims had to air a commercial during the Super Bowl to try and get justice...