Gabby HC's books make ideal festive presents
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Comedy writer & Author. Repped by JFL. Horrible Histories & Horrible Science! Loadsa R4 stuff! And more! Buy the Darkwood Trilogy or Rooks Trilogy or Cursed Under London! 🐝 with the 🫖. Avatar by Tealin!
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George Bailey when he's shown that if he'd never been born his brother would have died as a child: 😔
George Bailey when he's shown that if he'd never been born Mary would wear glasses and work in the library: 😭😭😭
George Bailey when he's shown that if he'd never been born Mary would wear glasses and work in the library: 😭😭😭
December 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
George Bailey when he's shown that if he'd never been born his brother would have died as a child: 😔
George Bailey when he's shown that if he'd never been born Mary would wear glasses and work in the library: 😭😭😭
George Bailey when he's shown that if he'd never been born Mary would wear glasses and work in the library: 😭😭😭
I named my fists Holmes & Watson because they're always copying the works of Edgar Allan Poe
I named my fists Granny and Weatherwax because the most terrifying thing in the forest is me
I named my fists Hercule and Poirot because they’re about to be covered in someone’s little grey cells.
…also because I prefer to sit in an armchair and let my burly sidekick actually do the physical work.
…also because I prefer to sit in an armchair and let my burly sidekick actually do the physical work.
December 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I named my fists Holmes & Watson because they're always copying the works of Edgar Allan Poe
Imagine if you were a bird whose cry sounded exactly like a scrappy gang of misfits' most clownish member going 'KAKKAW'.
I would hang around so many dog pounds and evil lairs and start so many amusingly chaotic chase scenes.
I would hang around so many dog pounds and evil lairs and start so many amusingly chaotic chase scenes.
December 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Imagine if you were a bird whose cry sounded exactly like a scrappy gang of misfits' most clownish member going 'KAKKAW'.
I would hang around so many dog pounds and evil lairs and start so many amusingly chaotic chase scenes.
I would hang around so many dog pounds and evil lairs and start so many amusingly chaotic chase scenes.
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
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I very much enjoyed reading it as part of this competition! Congratulations on the finalist spot!
December 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I very much enjoyed reading it as part of this competition! Congratulations on the finalist spot!
My little bisexual baby looks so cute with a little trophy on it!
December 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
My little bisexual baby looks so cute with a little trophy on it!
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It comes around quicker every year.
December 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
It comes around quicker every year.
Whooooo's a cute widdle murderer? ISSIT OO? ISSIT OO? YESSIT IIIISSS!!!
I will post an extinct animal every day until the 24th!
Day 1: Velociraptor
Chomp chomp! This guy was actually as small as a housecat.
#artadventcalendar #paleoart #art #digitalart #dinosaur #velociraptor
Day 1: Velociraptor
Chomp chomp! This guy was actually as small as a housecat.
#artadventcalendar #paleoart #art #digitalart #dinosaur #velociraptor
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Whooooo's a cute widdle murderer? ISSIT OO? ISSIT OO? YESSIT IIIISSS!!!
Huge congrats to Better Living Through Alchemy on the win, and stoked to have made it as a finalist!
December 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Huge congrats to Better Living Through Alchemy on the win, and stoked to have made it as a finalist!
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actually Die Hard is a Cow Tools movie
December 20, 2024 at 12:06 PM
actually Die Hard is a Cow Tools movie
I named my fists Marks and Spencer because they're popular with middle aged women.
I named my fists DUNGEONS and DRAGONS because there are many other fists, most of which are more suitable for whatever you want them to do.
I named my fists Master and Commander, because together they’re gonna send you to the far side of the world.
December 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I named my fists Marks and Spencer because they're popular with middle aged women.
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![1
Nurse:
It’s become a real problem in this area
2
Nurse:
We’ve seen the whole community lost to addiction
3
Show a building sign posted:
Westminster ‘X’ Addiction Clinic
With various Westminster people or looking at their phones outside it
Nurse:
Ministers, Spads, Researchers…
4
Nurse:
Most mornings we’ll get a call about someone acting strangely
[Nurse on phone taking a call]
Ok - we’ll be right over
5
Nurse:
We just have a gentle chat
[Nurses approach a minister –Robert Jenrick? - standing in the Palace of Westminster
Minister:
I understand your concerns…
6
Nurse:
Are you OK love?
Minister:
Yes I’m just hearing legitimate concerns from real voters
7
Nurse:
That’s a robot, a Nazi and a poorly-disguised Russian
[Show that the people he is talking to are precisely these characters]
Nurse 2:
Give us your phone, love
8
Nurse:
At the clinic we put them in a Grass-Touching Pod, with a real voter to talk to
[We see them back at the clinic, holding the minister's head and pushing him into a glass isolation booth with a grass floor. And it is a baffled looking woman, on a chair, ready to talk to him.]
9
Minister:
YOU MUST BE WORRIED ABOUT THE COMING CIVIL WAR
[woman looks baffled]
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woman:
I just want a bus service
Minister:
LOOK AT MY FLAG
[produces a St George's flag]
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Fans of 80s Advertising Jingles performed by Lancashire's two premier bands will *love* our version the 1981 Woolworths song...
I’m playing this song everyday 🎅🏼
The Lancashire Hotpots and Spray - Have A Cracking Christmas
YouTube video by SPRAY
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December 1, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Fans of 80s Advertising Jingles performed by Lancashire's two premier bands will *love* our version the 1981 Woolworths song...
My Christmas Song Hot Take is that Keeping the Dream Alive by Freiheit is an S Tier festive banger and that it's often missed off Christmas compilations while fuckin step into christmas always makes it is a travesty
December 1, 2025 at 1:58 PM
My Christmas Song Hot Take is that Keeping the Dream Alive by Freiheit is an S Tier festive banger and that it's often missed off Christmas compilations while fuckin step into christmas always makes it is a travesty
YESSSSSSSS, Iove Cameron's Christmas Ident Advent Calendar so much, and you can't have Christmas without Gorra Lorra Fings On.
Here we go again! Christmas Ident Calendar Day 1. BBC1 had a lot of things on in 1993 & their '1' in the North Pole! Biggest of them all was One Foot In The Algarve with 20m!
Also...
Only Fools: 19.59m
Birds Of A Feather: 19.39m
Ghost: 18.53m
Keeping Up Appearances: 17.07m
Also...
Only Fools: 19.59m
Birds Of A Feather: 19.39m
Ghost: 18.53m
Keeping Up Appearances: 17.07m
December 1, 2025 at 1:34 PM
YESSSSSSSS, Iove Cameron's Christmas Ident Advent Calendar so much, and you can't have Christmas without Gorra Lorra Fings On.
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It's that time of year again
December 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
It's that time of year again
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HEARTWARMING: these 450,000 children living in poverty saved up all the benefits their parents got and game them to three pensioners with £2m houses in fulham so they don’t have to sell them and settle for a £1m house
December 1, 2025 at 11:39 AM
HEARTWARMING: these 450,000 children living in poverty saved up all the benefits their parents got and game them to three pensioners with £2m houses in fulham so they don’t have to sell them and settle for a £1m house
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My personal low-stakes conspiracy theory is that this is all to discredit a piece of music that a) whips ass and b) is the work of an openly gay man who did an awful lot of charity work
Reminder that Whamaggeddon is absolute loser behaviour. It's one of the best Christmas songs of all time; every penny ever made from it goes to Band Aid charities; it's George fucking Michael!
"Ugh, I got Whamaggeddoned in Boots!"
"Pipe down"
"Ugh, I got Whamaggeddoned in Boots!"
"Pipe down"
December 1, 2025 at 11:11 AM
My personal low-stakes conspiracy theory is that this is all to discredit a piece of music that a) whips ass and b) is the work of an openly gay man who did an awful lot of charity work
Didn't an American who made a big social media deal of taking his family to Russia where wonderful Mr Putin would save him & his kiddies from Big Woke end up forced onto the front line in Ukraine where he was immediately turned into right wing pate by a drone?
Hope that doesn't happen again!
Hope that doesn't happen again!
Astonishing to think that, were it not for the good sense of the people of Winchester, I could have been joined on the council by a Putin sympathiser. Where do the Conservatives find these people?
December 1, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Didn't an American who made a big social media deal of taking his family to Russia where wonderful Mr Putin would save him & his kiddies from Big Woke end up forced onto the front line in Ukraine where he was immediately turned into right wing pate by a drone?
Hope that doesn't happen again!
Hope that doesn't happen again!
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Once again I have been compelled to draw an Absolute Unit.
December 1, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Once again I have been compelled to draw an Absolute Unit.
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Not rude things, a thread:
December 1, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Not rude things, a thread:
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From the Far Side collection
December 1, 2025 at 9:58 AM
From the Far Side collection
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woah
Look at THIS absolute unit @themerl.bsky.social ... And I haven't even exaggerated his size to help sell stud rights!
December 1, 2025 at 10:04 AM
woah
Ian Skelly covering for my MorningWife Georgia on R3 AGAIN :(
a man in a suit and bow tie is dancing in front of a painting that says this is not my beautiful house
Alt: in the video to Once in a Lifetime by the Talking Heads, the guy sings 'this is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife'
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Ian Skelly covering for my MorningWife Georgia on R3 AGAIN :(