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scriblit.bsky.social
Gabby HC
@scriblit.bsky.social
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Comedy writer & Author. Repped by JFL. Dead Funny History, Horrible Histories & Horrible Science! Loadsa R4 stuff! And more! Buy the Darkwood Trilogy or Rooks Trilogy or Cursed Under London! 🐝 with the 🫖. Avatar by Tealin!
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pkandelic.bsky.social
Mock up of a Guardian opinion article but as though written by Seymour Skinner, accompanied by his picture. "Ignore the smears: I had always planned to serve mouth-watering steamed hams at this luncheon. "Seymour Skinner "It's a regional dialect. Upstate New York. Oh, no, you wouldn't have heard it in Utica. It's an Albany expression. "'Aurora borealis' turns out to be house fire as elderly woman rescued from flames."
February 10, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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ajred.bsky.social
There's nothing for you here!
February 10, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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mcfadden.bsky.social
Geritol's been a punchline for as long as I can remember, but apparently there's Bluesky sponsorship potential.
Special Geritol "A REAL TONIC for Men & Women Over 35 Who Are Tired"
February 10, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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brainmage.bsky.social
Just saw someone complaining about the language used by a person currently detained in an ice concentration camp. Never fukken change, this app.
February 10, 2026 at 9:19 PM
scriblit.bsky.social
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February 10, 2026 at 9:17 PM
scriblit.bsky.social
Love how Canada is about 5 miles up the road and every Canadian is all "allo je suis, as you zay, canadienne"
February 10, 2026 at 9:02 PM
scriblit.bsky.social
The women certainly are! And coop. The rest of the dudes are very meh.
February 10, 2026 at 8:47 PM
scriblit.bsky.social
Tbh the big post killer reveal return to soapy shenanigans has been the biggest handbrake tuen
February 10, 2026 at 8:44 PM
scriblit.bsky.social
Audrey, cartwheeling into the investigation of her murdered schoolmate: heyyyy Mr fbi gimme some of that 30yo dick
Coop: no. You're too young.
Audrey: kay. How bout now?
Coop: no.
Audrey: how bout now?
Coop: no!
Audrey:..
Coop:...
Audrey:...
Coop:...
Audrey: how bout now?
February 10, 2026 at 8:39 PM
scriblit.bsky.social
Oof, did my stepfather write that headline before he died of alcohol related problems?
February 10, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
chat how do we feel about pinning other people's posts to your profile
raxkingisdead.bsky.social rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 10h
if i get even a whiff of discover tab off your reply i’m blocking with extreme prejudice
February 10, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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daniel-barker.bsky.social
It feels a bit of a shame that at a point where journalism is a desperately needed weapon in the fight against a deadly billionaire class it's being systematically dismantled by them except the bit that churns out What If A Cookie Is Actually Bad?? takes.
February 10, 2026 at 5:21 PM
scriblit.bsky.social
a close up of an opossum standing next to a wooden fence
Alt: A screaming opossum
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February 10, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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tom-phillips.com
Not just any online nazi, one of the most notorious online nazis in the country
alexofbrown.bsky.social Alexander Brown @alexofbrown.bsky.social · 11h
Turns out The Times gave an interview promoting the content of a far-right neo-Nazi
www.channel4.com/news/unmaske...
February 10, 2026 at 5:07 PM
scriblit.bsky.social
His cortisol humor will be all out of whack
February 10, 2026 at 4:14 PM
scriblit.bsky.social
charged with munting AND mogging??
February 10, 2026 at 4:08 PM
scriblit.bsky.social
Haha brilliant
February 10, 2026 at 3:45 PM
scriblit.bsky.social
Hahahaha
February 10, 2026 at 3:43 PM
scriblit.bsky.social
If this were @jackbern.bsky.social he'd eat nothing but crumble for a week & then write a piece about it for the Guardian for about £60, and I'm just saying, you're about 1/8 of the way to a suitably demented Guardian article now
February 10, 2026 at 3:40 PM
scriblit.bsky.social
Ahhh, the old 'I am NOT wrong or out of touch; everyone agrees with me actually, it's just that there's a global secret conspiracy making them too scared to say so' gambit, how well we know it.
February 10, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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kanaratron.bsky.social
When X-Files tops the Bluesky trending list.
The infamous photo of Gillian Anderson promoting the X-files video game. On the screen the Bluesky trending list has been added in post. X-files is at the top of the list.
February 10, 2026 at 3:18 PM
scriblit.bsky.social
Yesssss! Black cats are the best & I'm glad your witchy pal is making themself more witchy immediately
February 10, 2026 at 3:30 PM
scriblit.bsky.social
A version of the Wes Streeting 'I never knew Peter Mandelson well' opinion column. Photo is of my cat. Text reads: Ignore the smears: I was never on the kitchen table, and I am deeply concerned about the cultural moral failing of going on tables. I was only in the kitchen in the 1st place to prevent other cats from jumping on the table. That sound you heard was me doing something else. An additional 'linked' headline reads: Scientists study reappearance of mysterious cat-like wet footprints on surface of table, despite assurances that cat ‘knows it’s naughty’ to go on the table.
February 10, 2026 at 2:27 PM
scriblit.bsky.social
The cartoon series her bc I was a bit Basic as a kid
February 10, 2026 at 1:42 PM
scriblit.bsky.social
(meanwhile, not the do the opposite of what OP was asking, but Storm goes in a quite large box of F characters that I was enraptured by as a kid/teen in ways I didn't want to process at the time - which I have labeled The 'Oh THAT'S What That Was' Box)
February 10, 2026 at 1:40 PM