Gabby HC
@scriblit.bsky.social
Comedy writer & Author. Repped by JFL. Dead Funny History, Horrible Histories & Horrible Science! Loadsa R4 stuff! And more! Buy the Darkwood Trilogy or Rooks Trilogy or Cursed Under London! 🐝 with the 🫖. Avatar by Tealin!
Oh good, videos on this app have started automatically playing with sound, everybody loves when that happens
February 11, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Oh good, videos on this app have started automatically playing with sound, everybody loves when that happens
16yo is studying The Graduate for film studies. "They keep spamming that song that talks about all the herbs".
February 11, 2026 at 7:48 PM
16yo is studying The Graduate for film studies. "They keep spamming that song that talks about all the herbs".
"I don't wanna wait / for this kipper to be smo-oked" - RIP James Van der Beek
February 11, 2026 at 7:43 PM
"I don't wanna wait / for this kipper to be smo-oked" - RIP James Van der Beek
Remember when various gvts solution for the fact covid wasn't going away was to simply stop testing for covid?
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Remember when various gvts solution for the fact covid wasn't going away was to simply stop testing for covid?
Didn't want to jump on the OP's toes of the LRT but I got mine simply by befriending a former Disney artist over the course of a decade until she did me one as a lil present
February 11, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Didn't want to jump on the OP's toes of the LRT but I got mine simply by befriending a former Disney artist over the course of a decade until she did me one as a lil present
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Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay £15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like we’ve always done.
February 11, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay £15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like we’ve always done.
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Create Your Own Luck*
February 11, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Create Your Own Luck*
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i have just informed an all-hands meeting of @leadmojo.bsky.social staff (me and the crows outside my window) that we will be building an audio studio on the moon within five years.
February 11, 2026 at 2:39 PM
i have just informed an all-hands meeting of @leadmojo.bsky.social staff (me and the crows outside my window) that we will be building an audio studio on the moon within five years.
'I'm closing all airspace over El Paso Texas! For half an hour!'
February 11, 2026 at 2:12 PM
'I'm closing all airspace over El Paso Texas! For half an hour!'
Alien invasion's OFF!
EL PASO, Texas (AP) — FAA says it has lifted temporary closure of airspace over El Paso, Texas, and all flights to resume.
February 11, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Alien invasion's OFF!
What is he like?
It's not important
Barrier Man
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It's not important
Barrier Man
(doo doo doo doo
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February 11, 2026 at 1:21 PM
What is he like?
It's not important
Barrier Man
(doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo doo
dee doo dee doo doo doo
dee doo dee doo doo doo)
It's not important
Barrier Man
(doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo doo
dee doo dee doo doo doo
dee doo dee doo doo doo)
Book Quote Wednesday & the word is UNBELIEVABLE. And in Cursed Under London, Honkensby the swan cop can't believe our heroes believed they'd be safe from her pursuit of them by going to Deep London. They don't BELIEEVE IT! #BookSky #BookQW Buying links: farragobooks.com/book-series/...
February 11, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Book Quote Wednesday & the word is UNBELIEVABLE. And in Cursed Under London, Honkensby the swan cop can't believe our heroes believed they'd be safe from her pursuit of them by going to Deep London. They don't BELIEEVE IT! #BookSky #BookQW Buying links: farragobooks.com/book-series/...
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Going to need a fact check on that one Kemi
Kemi Badenoch: "We weren't the ones stuffing government with hypocrites and paedophile apologists"
February 11, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Going to need a fact check on that one Kemi
This one takes MUCH less time than that waste of a day AI one, in case you did that & it put you off because you don't have hours to repeatedly tell the gvt 'bad things are bad'. This'll take you about half an hour.
Just did this. The Amnesty advice is very useful as naturally the official document is stodgy and many of the questions are leading (eg one that basically asks "What other barriers can we put up?" and you can choose not to answer it but you can't say "None")
anyway the consultation shuts tomorrow, one minute to midnight UK time: www.gov.uk/government/c... Amnesty have some good guidance here. Go on: media.amnesty.org.uk/documents/Am...
February 11, 2026 at 12:19 PM
This one takes MUCH less time than that waste of a day AI one, in case you did that & it put you off because you don't have hours to repeatedly tell the gvt 'bad things are bad'. This'll take you about half an hour.
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Just did this. The Amnesty advice is very useful as naturally the official document is stodgy and many of the questions are leading (eg one that basically asks "What other barriers can we put up?" and you can choose not to answer it but you can't say "None")
anyway the consultation shuts tomorrow, one minute to midnight UK time: www.gov.uk/government/c... Amnesty have some good guidance here. Go on: media.amnesty.org.uk/documents/Am...
media.amnesty.org.uk
February 11, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Just did this. The Amnesty advice is very useful as naturally the official document is stodgy and many of the questions are leading (eg one that basically asks "What other barriers can we put up?" and you can choose not to answer it but you can't say "None")
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Happy 13th anniversary to this pair of matching news headlines.
February 10, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Happy 13th anniversary to this pair of matching news headlines.
Misnamed by Ian Skelly. Georgia would NEVER. At least I'm getting them to play the H2G2 Theme on R3.
February 11, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Misnamed by Ian Skelly. Georgia would NEVER. At least I'm getting them to play the H2G2 Theme on R3.
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It's like that time boz lectured us about keeping fit & healthy & the entire press clapped him like seals bc he did them one push up
Farage lecturing us on 'hard work' lol. What next? Are rabbits going to lecture us on family planning?
February 11, 2026 at 9:15 AM
It's like that time boz lectured us about keeping fit & healthy & the entire press clapped him like seals bc he did them one push up
Can't mangle kids' limbs at their 12 hour shift at the mill that destroyed their family's livelihood any more, coz of woke
February 11, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Can't mangle kids' limbs at their 12 hour shift at the mill that destroyed their family's livelihood any more, coz of woke
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There's nothing for you here!
February 10, 2026 at 11:03 PM
There's nothing for you here!
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Geritol's been a punchline for as long as I can remember, but apparently there's Bluesky sponsorship potential.
February 10, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Geritol's been a punchline for as long as I can remember, but apparently there's Bluesky sponsorship potential.
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Just saw someone complaining about the language used by a person currently detained in an ice concentration camp. Never fukken change, this app.
February 10, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Just saw someone complaining about the language used by a person currently detained in an ice concentration camp. Never fukken change, this app.
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chat how do we feel about pinning other people's posts to your profile
if i get even a whiff of discover tab off your reply i’m blocking with extreme prejudice
February 10, 2026 at 7:19 PM
chat how do we feel about pinning other people's posts to your profile