Gabby HC
@scriblit.bsky.social
Comedy writer & Author. Repped by JFL. Dead Funny History, Horrible Histories & Horrible Science! Loadsa R4 stuff! And more! Buy the Darkwood Trilogy or Rooks Trilogy or Cursed Under London! 🐝 with the 🫖. Avatar by Tealin!
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Happy 13th anniversary to this pair of matching news headlines.
February 10, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Happy 13th anniversary to this pair of matching news headlines.
Misnamed by Ian Skelly. Georgia would NEVER. At least I'm getting them to play the H2G2 Theme on R3.
February 11, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Misnamed by Ian Skelly. Georgia would NEVER. At least I'm getting them to play the H2G2 Theme on R3.
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It's like that time boz lectured us about keeping fit & healthy & the entire press clapped him like seals bc he did them one push up
Farage lecturing us on 'hard work' lol. What next? Are rabbits going to lecture us on family planning?
February 11, 2026 at 9:15 AM
It's like that time boz lectured us about keeping fit & healthy & the entire press clapped him like seals bc he did them one push up
Can't mangle kids' limbs at their 12 hour shift at the mill that destroyed their family's livelihood any more, coz of woke
February 11, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Can't mangle kids' limbs at their 12 hour shift at the mill that destroyed their family's livelihood any more, coz of woke
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There's nothing for you here!
February 10, 2026 at 11:03 PM
There's nothing for you here!
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Geritol's been a punchline for as long as I can remember, but apparently there's Bluesky sponsorship potential.
February 10, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Geritol's been a punchline for as long as I can remember, but apparently there's Bluesky sponsorship potential.
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Just saw someone complaining about the language used by a person currently detained in an ice concentration camp. Never fukken change, this app.
February 10, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Just saw someone complaining about the language used by a person currently detained in an ice concentration camp. Never fukken change, this app.
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chat how do we feel about pinning other people's posts to your profile
if i get even a whiff of discover tab off your reply i’m blocking with extreme prejudice
February 10, 2026 at 7:19 PM
chat how do we feel about pinning other people's posts to your profile
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It feels a bit of a shame that at a point where journalism is a desperately needed weapon in the fight against a deadly billionaire class it's being systematically dismantled by them except the bit that churns out What If A Cookie Is Actually Bad?? takes.
February 10, 2026 at 5:21 PM
It feels a bit of a shame that at a point where journalism is a desperately needed weapon in the fight against a deadly billionaire class it's being systematically dismantled by them except the bit that churns out What If A Cookie Is Actually Bad?? takes.
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Not just any online nazi, one of the most notorious online nazis in the country
Turns out The Times gave an interview promoting the content of a far-right neo-Nazi
www.channel4.com/news/unmaske...
www.channel4.com/news/unmaske...
February 10, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Not just any online nazi, one of the most notorious online nazis in the country
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When X-Files tops the Bluesky trending list.
February 10, 2026 at 3:18 PM
When X-Files tops the Bluesky trending list.
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Age verification
Wellll I'm into Doritos
My baby knows I am
That's what my baby feeds me
Cuz I'm her lovin man
WELLLLLL IF YOU'RE INTO DORITOS
THEY CAN BE SUCH LOVIN FUN
EAT THEM WITH THE TOPPING
OR ELSE WITH NOTHING ON
Wellll I'm into Doritos
My baby knows I am
That's what my baby feeds me
Cuz I'm her lovin man
WELLLLLL IF YOU'RE INTO DORITOS
THEY CAN BE SUCH LOVIN FUN
EAT THEM WITH THE TOPPING
OR ELSE WITH NOTHING ON
Age verification
OH ONE EIGHT DOUBLE ONE EIGHT OH FIVE FIVE
OH ONE EIGHT DOUBLE ONE EIGHT OH FIVE FIVE
Age verification.
0891 FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY
0891 FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY
February 10, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Age verification
Wellll I'm into Doritos
My baby knows I am
That's what my baby feeds me
Cuz I'm her lovin man
WELLLLLL IF YOU'RE INTO DORITOS
THEY CAN BE SUCH LOVIN FUN
EAT THEM WITH THE TOPPING
OR ELSE WITH NOTHING ON
Wellll I'm into Doritos
My baby knows I am
That's what my baby feeds me
Cuz I'm her lovin man
WELLLLLL IF YOU'RE INTO DORITOS
THEY CAN BE SUCH LOVIN FUN
EAT THEM WITH THE TOPPING
OR ELSE WITH NOTHING ON
If the current gvt can stop infighting and Oohing & Aahing at AI like children at a fireworks display and take a mo to do what they can to protect UK individuals, businesses & institutions from the fucking Fash Mafia while they still can, that would be amazing
Reposting with alt text (because I don’t like to repost screenshots without it). What Reform are threatening here is exactly Trump’s approach. The UK has watched that situation unfold with mounting horror. We can do better.
February 10, 2026 at 1:24 PM
If the current gvt can stop infighting and Oohing & Aahing at AI like children at a fireworks display and take a mo to do what they can to protect UK individuals, businesses & institutions from the fucking Fash Mafia while they still can, that would be amazing
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Wes Streeting tells house guests where the upstairs toilet is:
February 10, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Wes Streeting tells house guests where the upstairs toilet is:
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Something compelled me to make this
February 10, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Something compelled me to make this
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"IGNORE THE SMEARS, I WAS NEVER A CLOSE FRIEND OF PETER MANDELSON" I yell through my neighbour's catflap, desperately scrabbling at the backdoor handle, thrusting against the frosted glass my Guardian article where I make it clear I am a nice normal MP, as my neighbour calmly dials 999 on his phone
February 9, 2026 at 11:26 PM
"IGNORE THE SMEARS, I WAS NEVER A CLOSE FRIEND OF PETER MANDELSON" I yell through my neighbour's catflap, desperately scrabbling at the backdoor handle, thrusting against the frosted glass my Guardian article where I make it clear I am a nice normal MP, as my neighbour calmly dials 999 on his phone
Deleting my dating apps so I can meet someone the old fashioned way: by opening a cursed book so the eldritch God fragment trapped within latches onto my body and haunts my eyes
Deleting my dating apps so I can meet someone the old fashioned way: by being cryogenically frozen in a tube for a thousand years and then falling in love with the one-eyed humanoid who unfreezes me and tries to make me get a job.
Deleting my dating apps so I can meet someone the old fashioned way: by being set up by the fascist Federation and exiled to the prison planet of Cygnus Alpha until stumbling into a extraordinarily weird polycule
February 10, 2026 at 9:44 AM
Deleting my dating apps so I can meet someone the old fashioned way: by opening a cursed book so the eldritch God fragment trapped within latches onto my body and haunts my eyes
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this is what happens in your mentions when you make a viral post
February 10, 2026 at 4:32 AM
this is what happens in your mentions when you make a viral post
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Deleting my dating apps so I can meet someone the old fashioned way: at Farpoint aboard a starship when he appears dressed as a marine captain to put my species on trial.
February 10, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Deleting my dating apps so I can meet someone the old fashioned way: at Farpoint aboard a starship when he appears dressed as a marine captain to put my species on trial.
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All the private jets leaving the super bowl. Paper straws etc
February 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
All the private jets leaving the super bowl. Paper straws etc