Gabby HC
@scriblit.bsky.social
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Huw Warren just read your posts
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February 13, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Huw Warren just read your posts
Well I've had a lovely work day in spite of The Fucking Trains TM, and I can't say what it was yet but if you know a 5yo there's a good chance you'll be as happy about it as me
February 13, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Well I've had a lovely work day in spite of The Fucking Trains TM, and I can't say what it was yet but if you know a 5yo there's a good chance you'll be as happy about it as me
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The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it
February 13, 2026 at 9:37 PM
The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it
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Tudor to Hotspur is basically Shakespeare's history plays in reverse.
February 13, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Tudor to Hotspur is basically Shakespeare's history plays in reverse.
One of these days, my train won't be massively delayed when I'm due in London at a set time for a record.
Today is not that day
Today is not that day
February 13, 2026 at 11:41 AM
One of these days, my train won't be massively delayed when I'm due in London at a set time for a record.
Today is not that day
Today is not that day
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hold on i gotta take this
February 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
hold on i gotta take this
Can't believe the gvt's tactic of going 'actually, protesting an allied foreign state's genocide is terrorism, there's a very secret reason why we're saying so, trust us, we definitely have proof but we can't tell you about it because you'd be too frightened' didn't work
February 13, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Can't believe the gvt's tactic of going 'actually, protesting an allied foreign state's genocide is terrorism, there's a very secret reason why we're saying so, trust us, we definitely have proof but we can't tell you about it because you'd be too frightened' didn't work
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Breaking: on two counts, the High Court has ruled that the Labour government's proscription of the campaign group Palestine Action was unlawful – a win for its co-founder Huda Ammori, who sought a judicial review of the ban
February 13, 2026 at 10:07 AM
Breaking: on two counts, the High Court has ruled that the Labour government's proscription of the campaign group Palestine Action was unlawful – a win for its co-founder Huda Ammori, who sought a judicial review of the ban
💗BABY GROMIT💗
February 12, 2026 at 7:40 PM
💗BABY GROMIT💗
Sorry I shouted 'it's all so FUCKING SHIT' at the news headlines in the car
February 12, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Sorry I shouted 'it's all so FUCKING SHIT' at the news headlines in the car
"Sorry if you were offended by my tone and hysterically believed I was lying racistly" - someone who just told a racist lie
February 12, 2026 at 12:52 PM
"Sorry if you were offended by my tone and hysterically believed I was lying racistly" - someone who just told a racist lie
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The Ratcliffe dictionary is pretty gnarly
Colonisation
/ˌkɒlənʌɪˈzeɪʃn/
NOUN
The act of moving to a country, changing your name to one more easily pronounced by existing citizens, introducing food so good it's adopted as national cuisine and sustaining the health and transport infrastructure of the nation
/ˌkɒlənʌɪˈzeɪʃn/
NOUN
The act of moving to a country, changing your name to one more easily pronounced by existing citizens, introducing food so good it's adopted as national cuisine and sustaining the health and transport infrastructure of the nation
February 12, 2026 at 8:58 AM
The Ratcliffe dictionary is pretty gnarly
"Most famous alum of your school" is a bit different when you went to a Catholic state school in the arse end of the east Midlands so the most famous person from it is the nonce staff member who was in the papers for noncing
February 12, 2026 at 8:55 AM
"Most famous alum of your school" is a bit different when you went to a Catholic state school in the arse end of the east Midlands so the most famous person from it is the nonce staff member who was in the papers for noncing
Oh good, videos on this app have started automatically playing with sound, everybody loves when that happens
February 11, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Oh good, videos on this app have started automatically playing with sound, everybody loves when that happens
16yo is studying The Graduate for film studies. "They keep spamming that song that talks about all the herbs".
February 11, 2026 at 7:48 PM
16yo is studying The Graduate for film studies. "They keep spamming that song that talks about all the herbs".
"I don't wanna wait / for this kipper to be smo-oked" - RIP James Van der Beek
February 11, 2026 at 7:43 PM
"I don't wanna wait / for this kipper to be smo-oked" - RIP James Van der Beek
Remember when various gvts solution for the fact covid wasn't going away was to simply stop testing for covid?
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Remember when various gvts solution for the fact covid wasn't going away was to simply stop testing for covid?
Didn't want to jump on the OP's toes of the LRT but I got mine simply by befriending a former Disney artist over the course of a decade until she did me one as a lil present
February 11, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Didn't want to jump on the OP's toes of the LRT but I got mine simply by befriending a former Disney artist over the course of a decade until she did me one as a lil present
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Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay £15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like we’ve always done.
February 11, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay £15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like we’ve always done.
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Create Your Own Luck*
February 11, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Create Your Own Luck*
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i have just informed an all-hands meeting of @leadmojo.bsky.social staff (me and the crows outside my window) that we will be building an audio studio on the moon within five years.
February 11, 2026 at 2:39 PM
i have just informed an all-hands meeting of @leadmojo.bsky.social staff (me and the crows outside my window) that we will be building an audio studio on the moon within five years.
'I'm closing all airspace over El Paso Texas! For half an hour!'
February 11, 2026 at 2:12 PM
'I'm closing all airspace over El Paso Texas! For half an hour!'
Alien invasion's OFF!
EL PASO, Texas (AP) — FAA says it has lifted temporary closure of airspace over El Paso, Texas, and all flights to resume.
February 11, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Alien invasion's OFF!