Gabby HC
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Comedy writer & Author. Repped by JFL. Dead Funny History, Horrible Histories & Horrible Science! Loadsa R4 stuff! And more! Buy the Darkwood Trilogy or Rooks Trilogy or Cursed Under London! 🐝 with the 🫖. Avatar by Tealin!
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Going to need a fact check on that one Kemi
Kemi Badenoch: "We weren't the ones stuffing government with hypocrites and paedophile apologists"
February 11, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Going to need a fact check on that one Kemi
This one takes MUCH less time than that waste of a day AI one, in case you did that & it put you off because you don't have hours to repeatedly tell the gvt 'bad things are bad'. This'll take you about half an hour.
Just did this. The Amnesty advice is very useful as naturally the official document is stodgy and many of the questions are leading (eg one that basically asks "What other barriers can we put up?" and you can choose not to answer it but you can't say "None")
anyway the consultation shuts tomorrow, one minute to midnight UK time: www.gov.uk/government/c... Amnesty have some good guidance here. Go on: media.amnesty.org.uk/documents/Am...
February 11, 2026 at 12:19 PM
This one takes MUCH less time than that waste of a day AI one, in case you did that & it put you off because you don't have hours to repeatedly tell the gvt 'bad things are bad'. This'll take you about half an hour.
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Just did this. The Amnesty advice is very useful as naturally the official document is stodgy and many of the questions are leading (eg one that basically asks "What other barriers can we put up?" and you can choose not to answer it but you can't say "None")
anyway the consultation shuts tomorrow, one minute to midnight UK time: www.gov.uk/government/c... Amnesty have some good guidance here. Go on: media.amnesty.org.uk/documents/Am...
media.amnesty.org.uk
February 11, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Just did this. The Amnesty advice is very useful as naturally the official document is stodgy and many of the questions are leading (eg one that basically asks "What other barriers can we put up?" and you can choose not to answer it but you can't say "None")
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Happy 13th anniversary to this pair of matching news headlines.
February 10, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Happy 13th anniversary to this pair of matching news headlines.
Fun fact! Book 3 does have a skellington in a hat! But his name's not Ian. It's Gao.
February 11, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Fun fact! Book 3 does have a skellington in a hat! But his name's not Ian. It's Gao.
Misnamed by Ian Skelly. Georgia would NEVER. At least I'm getting them to play the H2G2 Theme on R3.
February 11, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Misnamed by Ian Skelly. Georgia would NEVER. At least I'm getting them to play the H2G2 Theme on R3.
'Generation who will never own homes and are swimming in debt due to the selfishness of the wealthy and the generation that preceded them are fucked no matter how much they try to save, so treat themselves to healthy treats under a tenner sometimes' shocker
February 11, 2026 at 11:03 AM
'Generation who will never own homes and are swimming in debt due to the selfishness of the wealthy and the generation that preceded them are fucked no matter how much they try to save, so treat themselves to healthy treats under a tenner sometimes' shocker
Well it's bye bye for now, we say, all laughing at the fridge
I dare to take my eyes off Lynn - a dash, a blink, a smidge
And suddenly their eyes go dark, their jaws both open wide
I see a screaming Trish wrapped round her trolley, trapped inside
I dare to take my eyes off Lynn - a dash, a blink, a smidge
And suddenly their eyes go dark, their jaws both open wide
I see a screaming Trish wrapped round her trolley, trapped inside
February 11, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Well it's bye bye for now, we say, all laughing at the fridge
I dare to take my eyes off Lynn - a dash, a blink, a smidge
And suddenly their eyes go dark, their jaws both open wide
I see a screaming Trish wrapped round her trolley, trapped inside
I dare to take my eyes off Lynn - a dash, a blink, a smidge
And suddenly their eyes go dark, their jaws both open wide
I see a screaming Trish wrapped round her trolley, trapped inside
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Oh Amerisky, never change
February 11, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Oh Amerisky, never change
At least she's attempting neither meter nor rhyme this time
February 11, 2026 at 10:40 AM
At least she's attempting neither meter nor rhyme this time
Philosophers working at the Magic 8 Ball Factory have come to understand that the spheres' psychic powers, like our own, are a matter of having a deep spiritual connection with the ether, which will be broken unless you buy more Magic 8 Balls
February 11, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Philosophers working at the Magic 8 Ball Factory have come to understand that the spheres' psychic powers, like our own, are a matter of having a deep spiritual connection with the ether, which will be broken unless you buy more Magic 8 Balls
It's like that time boz lectured us about keeping fit & healthy & the entire press clapped him like seals bc he did them one push up
Farage lecturing us on 'hard work' lol. What next? Are rabbits going to lecture us on family planning?
February 11, 2026 at 9:15 AM
It's like that time boz lectured us about keeping fit & healthy & the entire press clapped him like seals bc he did them one push up
Can't mangle kids' limbs at their 12 hour shift at the mill that destroyed their family's livelihood any more, coz of woke
February 11, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Can't mangle kids' limbs at their 12 hour shift at the mill that destroyed their family's livelihood any more, coz of woke
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There's nothing for you here!
February 10, 2026 at 11:03 PM
There's nothing for you here!
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Geritol's been a punchline for as long as I can remember, but apparently there's Bluesky sponsorship potential.
February 10, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Geritol's been a punchline for as long as I can remember, but apparently there's Bluesky sponsorship potential.
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Just saw someone complaining about the language used by a person currently detained in an ice concentration camp. Never fukken change, this app.
February 10, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Just saw someone complaining about the language used by a person currently detained in an ice concentration camp. Never fukken change, this app.
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February 10, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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