Gabby HC
@scriblit.bsky.social
Comedy writer & Author. Repped by JFL. Dead Funny History, Horrible Histories & Horrible Science! Loadsa R4 stuff! And more! Buy the Darkwood Trilogy or Rooks Trilogy or Cursed Under London! 🐝 with the 🫖. Avatar by Tealin!
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Wellll I'm into Doritos
My baby knows I am
That's what my baby feeds me
Cuz I'm her lovin man
WELLLLLL IF YOU'RE INTO DORITOS
THEY CAN BE SUCH LOVIN FUN
EAT THEM WITH THE TOPPING
OR ELSE WITH NOTHING ON
Wellll I'm into Doritos
My baby knows I am
That's what my baby feeds me
Cuz I'm her lovin man
WELLLLLL IF YOU'RE INTO DORITOS
THEY CAN BE SUCH LOVIN FUN
EAT THEM WITH THE TOPPING
OR ELSE WITH NOTHING ON
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February 10, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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Wellll I'm into Doritos
My baby knows I am
That's what my baby feeds me
Cuz I'm her lovin man
WELLLLLL IF YOU'RE INTO DORITOS
THEY CAN BE SUCH LOVIN FUN
EAT THEM WITH THE TOPPING
OR ELSE WITH NOTHING ON
Wellll I'm into Doritos
My baby knows I am
That's what my baby feeds me
Cuz I'm her lovin man
WELLLLLL IF YOU'RE INTO DORITOS
THEY CAN BE SUCH LOVIN FUN
EAT THEM WITH THE TOPPING
OR ELSE WITH NOTHING ON
If the current gvt can stop infighting and Oohing & Aahing at AI like children at a fireworks display and take a mo to do what they can to protect UK individuals, businesses & institutions from the fucking Fash Mafia while they still can, that would be amazing
Reposting with alt text (because I don’t like to repost screenshots without it). What Reform are threatening here is exactly Trump’s approach. The UK has watched that situation unfold with mounting horror. We can do better.
February 10, 2026 at 1:24 PM
If the current gvt can stop infighting and Oohing & Aahing at AI like children at a fireworks display and take a mo to do what they can to protect UK individuals, businesses & institutions from the fucking Fash Mafia while they still can, that would be amazing
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Wes Streeting tells house guests where the upstairs toilet is:
February 10, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Wes Streeting tells house guests where the upstairs toilet is:
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Something compelled me to make this
February 10, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Something compelled me to make this
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"IGNORE THE SMEARS, I WAS NEVER A CLOSE FRIEND OF PETER MANDELSON" I yell through my neighbour's catflap, desperately scrabbling at the backdoor handle, thrusting against the frosted glass my Guardian article where I make it clear I am a nice normal MP, as my neighbour calmly dials 999 on his phone
February 9, 2026 at 11:26 PM
"IGNORE THE SMEARS, I WAS NEVER A CLOSE FRIEND OF PETER MANDELSON" I yell through my neighbour's catflap, desperately scrabbling at the backdoor handle, thrusting against the frosted glass my Guardian article where I make it clear I am a nice normal MP, as my neighbour calmly dials 999 on his phone
Deleting my dating apps so I can meet someone the old fashioned way: by opening a cursed book so the eldritch God fragment trapped within latches onto my body and haunts my eyes
Deleting my dating apps so I can meet someone the old fashioned way: by being cryogenically frozen in a tube for a thousand years and then falling in love with the one-eyed humanoid who unfreezes me and tries to make me get a job.
Deleting my dating apps so I can meet someone the old fashioned way: by being set up by the fascist Federation and exiled to the prison planet of Cygnus Alpha until stumbling into a extraordinarily weird polycule
February 10, 2026 at 9:44 AM
Deleting my dating apps so I can meet someone the old fashioned way: by opening a cursed book so the eldritch God fragment trapped within latches onto my body and haunts my eyes
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this is what happens in your mentions when you make a viral post
February 10, 2026 at 4:32 AM
this is what happens in your mentions when you make a viral post
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Deleting my dating apps so I can meet someone the old fashioned way: at Farpoint aboard a starship when he appears dressed as a marine captain to put my species on trial.
February 10, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Deleting my dating apps so I can meet someone the old fashioned way: at Farpoint aboard a starship when he appears dressed as a marine captain to put my species on trial.
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All the private jets leaving the super bowl. Paper straws etc
February 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
All the private jets leaving the super bowl. Paper straws etc
yessssSSSSSSSSS
scarlet hollow on friday
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 PM
yessssSSSSSSSSS
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I've got this post bookmarked for such occasions
Remember (to the tune of Knees Up Mother Brown)!
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February 9, 2026 at 5:36 PM
I've got this post bookmarked for such occasions
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The party that just want to love and protect women and girls strikes again
Jeremy Kyle is interviewing Reform MPs at a live press conference
Discussing who might take over from Keir Starmer as PM, Kyle just said: "She's had a makeover, Angela"
Lee Anderson: "She's throwing her money away, isn't she, to be honest with you"
*applause from the audience*
Discussing who might take over from Keir Starmer as PM, Kyle just said: "She's had a makeover, Angela"
Lee Anderson: "She's throwing her money away, isn't she, to be honest with you"
*applause from the audience*
February 9, 2026 at 4:53 PM
The party that just want to love and protect women and girls strikes again
post a banger not in English youtu.be/oMHLkcc9I9c?...
February 9, 2026 at 4:52 PM
post a banger not in English youtu.be/oMHLkcc9I9c?...
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it will really be something if the Epstein Files unseat a British Prime Minster who isn't in them, and not the American President who was Epstein's best friend.
February 9, 2026 at 2:24 PM
it will really be something if the Epstein Files unseat a British Prime Minster who isn't in them, and not the American President who was Epstein's best friend.
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us millennials & gen x don't want to say so but atm it's probably K Pop Demon Hunters. The dust may settle differently in a few more years but in terms of its surprise impact & showing gatekeepers the rewards that can come from risks & new IPs I think it's that.
What 2020s movie has the greatest cultural footprint?
Note: This is not necessarily about box office, Oscars, critical acclaim, though all of those can count. It's more... pieces of it have so completely permeated our cultural groundwater that it will always be there.
Note: This is not necessarily about box office, Oscars, critical acclaim, though all of those can count. It's more... pieces of it have so completely permeated our cultural groundwater that it will always be there.
February 9, 2026 at 3:09 PM
us millennials & gen x don't want to say so but atm it's probably K Pop Demon Hunters. The dust may settle differently in a few more years but in terms of its surprise impact & showing gatekeepers the rewards that can come from risks & new IPs I think it's that.
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MAN ANNOUNCES HE WILL NOT BE SHITTING IN DOWNSTAIRS TOILET
Father of three Mutable Joe has confirmed he will "not be shitting" in the downstairs toilet because his family have confirmed they "do not like it" when he does that. He reports feeling "upbeat" and "confident" about it not happening.
Father of three Mutable Joe has confirmed he will "not be shitting" in the downstairs toilet because his family have confirmed they "do not like it" when he does that. He reports feeling "upbeat" and "confident" about it not happening.
February 9, 2026 at 2:12 PM
MAN ANNOUNCES HE WILL NOT BE SHITTING IN DOWNSTAIRS TOILET
Father of three Mutable Joe has confirmed he will "not be shitting" in the downstairs toilet because his family have confirmed they "do not like it" when he does that. He reports feeling "upbeat" and "confident" about it not happening.
Father of three Mutable Joe has confirmed he will "not be shitting" in the downstairs toilet because his family have confirmed they "do not like it" when he does that. He reports feeling "upbeat" and "confident" about it not happening.
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The way Chris pincher has been basically been erased from boris downfall is really instructive in Westminster culture and how these people get away with it
I see we're back to "Johnson resigned because of a party" and not because he employed a known sex pest, lied about what he knew, and more than half his cabinet resigned as a result.
Madeley. FFS.
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 PM
The way Chris pincher has been basically been erased from boris downfall is really instructive in Westminster culture and how these people get away with it
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(guy who's unable to remember the term "court jester"): uh have you seen the
February 9, 2026 at 11:27 AM
(guy who's unable to remember the term "court jester"): uh have you seen the
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People of Britain! This Wednesday you can catch my R4 special Eleanor & Pals, a character comedy show starring me and Zara Gladman, and featuring everyone's favourite sad man, Craig!
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
BBC Radio 4 - Eleanor & Pals
Comedian Eleanor Morton brings her hilarious online comedy characters and pals to Radio 4.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 9, 2026 at 11:55 AM
People of Britain! This Wednesday you can catch my R4 special Eleanor & Pals, a character comedy show starring me and Zara Gladman, and featuring everyone's favourite sad man, Craig!
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
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Sting got sued for unpaid royalties to his bandmates and in doing so he’s the only person so far to successfully defund the police.
a man is playing a saxophone and another man is playing a trumpet in a pink room .
Alt: Paul Simon and Chevy chase doing a comical dance in the You Can Call Me Al video
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February 9, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Sting got sued for unpaid royalties to his bandmates and in doing so he’s the only person so far to successfully defund the police.