Ian Martin
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oddthisday.bsky.social
It’s the 111th anniversary today of the birth of Harry Rée, who was a teacher and conscientious objector when the Second World War broke out, and by the time it ended, when he was 31, had invented ‘blackmail sabotage’ and got a DSO, an OBE, a Croix de Guerre, and a Medaille de la Resistance
b/w photo of a man in socks and sandals, jacket, short and jumper, in front of a wall with a bike leaning on it, and with a pipe in his mouth. If you wanted one image to sum up the word ‘nonchalant’, this would be it
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emmavj.bsky.social
Think we underestimate how much of social media is like going to the kitchen to fetch something, forgetting why you came and then shrugging and eating all the crackers
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roberthutton.co.uk
Keir the OK, Kemi the Dreadful. My SKETCH of Today In Is The Middle East Actually Quite Simple?
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ianmartin.bsky.social
Too German; Didn't Read but are bridge players a bit fash because that looks like a card swastika no why don't YOU shut up?
konstanzling.bsky.social
Sprechen Sie Bridge?

In einem kurzweiligen Beitrag berichtet Prof. Dr. Nicole Dehé - Sprachwissenschaftlerin und leidenschaftliche Bridge-Spielerin - über die Sprache des königlichen Kartenspiels. (1/2) #UniKonstanz #linguistik #linguistics #bridge
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smlombardi.bsky.social
Inge Morath and Saul Steinberg, Masquerade, 1959-1961
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mooseallain.bsky.social
A gathering of shadow puppeteers applauds and in the candle light a flickering menagerie takes flight across the walls.
ianmartin.bsky.social
yes, this has been noted
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mjowen174.bsky.social
If you could please do us a favour and RT (or whatever it is on here) my writing CV I would be extremely grateful. I am a very capable writer of words, mainly “humorous”’ and if you have some PROPER paid work for me, please DM me. Thank you for your time www.mathew-owen.co.uk
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simonguy.bsky.social
"Oz came swimming to us out of history, because we needed it, because it needed to be. A book, a film, a television ritual, a thousand icons scattered through advertising, journalism, political cartoons, music, poetry."
A photo of a copy of the 2007 Gollancz edition of Was by Geoff Ryman. The cover, featuring a pair of ruby slippers against a white background, was designed by Edward Bettison.
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tylerhuckabee.bsky.social
In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”
Members of the force's sports squad, responsible
- among other tasks - for policing the 170 miles of tunnels, caves, galleries and catacombs that underlie large parts of Paris, stumbled on the complex while on a training exercise beneath the Palais de Chaillot, across the Seine from the Eiffel Tower.
After entering the network through a drain next to the Trocadero, the officers came across a tarpaulin marked: Building site, No access.
Behind that, a tunnel held a desk and a closed-circuit TV camera set to automatically record images of anyone passing. The mechanism also triggered a tape of dogs barking, "clearly designed to frighten people off," the spokesman said.
Further along, the tunnel opened into a vast 400 sq metre cave some 18m underground, "like an underground amphitheatre, with terraces cut into the rock and chairs". There the police found a full-sized cinema screen, projection equipment, and tapes of a wide variety of films, including 1950s film noir classics and more recent thrillers. None of the films were banned or even offensive, the spokesman said.
A smaller cave next door had been turned into an informal restaurant and bar. "There were bottles of whisky and other spirits behind a bar, tables and chairs, a pressure-cooker for making couscous," the spokesman said.
"The whole thing ran off a professionally installed electricity system and there were at least three phone lines down there."
Three days later, when the police returned accompanied by experts from the French electricity board to see where the power was coming from, the phone and electricity lines had been cut and a note was lying in the middle of the floor: "Do not," it said, "try to find us."
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tobytram.bsky.social
A visit to a garden centre closing down. A melancholic place; picked as barren as a whale carcass; flowers faded, with a photo of their spring pomp; trees waving their pale bare branches in the hope to please,

An empty polytunnel which was like being under ice, the autumn leaves skating overhead.
An empty, near derelict polytunnel, with a laminated sign on the outside promising:

All labelled &
priced plants
in this poly-tunnel
are for sale
A photo of the polytunnel roof. Plastic, mottled with dirt and dust, dull bright with milky sunshine. A single leaf, a rusty red, stamped on the outside of the plastic - looking like the fossilised footprint of a dinosaur. The same, only now there’s a cluster of leaves, in the anti-matter emptiness of the dirty polytunnel plastic. One leaf again, adrift in the soft dull white of the plastic roof. Its shape is only just defined, as if it’s a memory of an autumn leaf.
ianmartin.bsky.social
Yeah, there’s an enemy within all right.
broadwaybabyto.bsky.social
A 15 year old boy with autism went missing earlier this week

He was selling fruit with his family in Springbranch when he disappeared

They filed a missing person’s report & begged the public to help find him

Turns out he was in a Houston ICE detention facility

They kidnapped a disabled child!
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katlister.bsky.social
I’ve just watched a tribute that Meryl Streep gave to Diane Keaton in which she said that Keaton had “a stream of consciousness like a hummingbird” & my goodness that’s it, that was her entirely.
ianmartin.bsky.social
Baby Boom! We all loved this when the kids were small. Everybody adored Diane Keaton. Death, the great Sorting System innit.
gargarin.bsky.social
"Baby Boom" is on one hand "high concept " hokum but it does have things to say about the corporate world and Women's roles plus it does have a lot ofheart and nobody would have watched it without #DianeKeaton. Plus we all love romcoms set in leafy New England #filmsky
Diane Keaton in Baby Boom
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ianmartin.bsky.social
Whatever that's a metaphor for, you deserve it.
ianmartin.bsky.social
Oh, put a wasp nest up your arse.
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rabihalameddine.bsky.social
Praying Mantis, caught in tree resin/amber, 12 million years ago. Poor thing.
ianmartin.bsky.social
I have COPD. Got the jab free last year and in Spring this year, had to pay yesterday.