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Hold fast and make things.
Culture ship name: GSV Oh No, Not Again
Culture ship name: GSV Oh No, Not Again
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WELL, THAT'S NOT FUCKING OK EITHER
WELL, THAT'S NOT FUCKING OK EITHER
That has GOT to be a parody.
February 4, 2026 at 11:45 PM
That has GOT to be a parody.
Unfortunately, yes.
February 4, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Unfortunately, yes.
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We already get patronised, we might as well be patronised!
(I have no idea how to writes those two differently but you know what I mean.)
(I have no idea how to writes those two differently but you know what I mean.)
Algorithms have failed artists, so once again I am appealing to the wealthy to go back to the practice of patronising artists so you can brag that your sicko is better than your rival’s sicko
February 4, 2026 at 10:47 PM
We already get patronised, we might as well be patronised!
(I have no idea how to writes those two differently but you know what I mean.)
(I have no idea how to writes those two differently but you know what I mean.)
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This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
February 4, 2026 at 9:59 PM
This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
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I'm married to a man pushing 60 who is heavily into WW2 history and on meds for his blood pressure. He must never, ever learn about this book.
February 4, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I'm married to a man pushing 60 who is heavily into WW2 history and on meds for his blood pressure. He must never, ever learn about this book.
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![Comic. [Person talking to person with black hat.] PERSON 1: Historically, it refers to a ceremony to predict the weather using a rodent. But nowadays people often use it to mean “a time loop experienced by one person.” PERSON 2: …What. [caption] Easily our weirdest holiday.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreidknpywgj44ox6nphuyzs6si6lozn77jyx75nbh7v67wsjr6dssl4@jpeg)
February 4, 2026 at 9:35 PM
No, this is just me grumpily saying things into the æther rather than TO people.
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
No, this is just me grumpily saying things into the æther rather than TO people.
These coriander-flavoured green Doritos would be the perfect solution to the tastes-like-soap problem. You make a salsa without the Herb of Controversy, put these in one bowl and plain ones in another.
(If you have the colour-blindness gene AND the soapy coriander gene, you're buggered.)
(If you have the colour-blindness gene AND the soapy coriander gene, you're buggered.)
February 4, 2026 at 8:57 PM
These coriander-flavoured green Doritos would be the perfect solution to the tastes-like-soap problem. You make a salsa without the Herb of Controversy, put these in one bowl and plain ones in another.
(If you have the colour-blindness gene AND the soapy coriander gene, you're buggered.)
(If you have the colour-blindness gene AND the soapy coriander gene, you're buggered.)
"Contrarian" is just LARPing the Monty Python argument Clinic. (And to think we used to believe that John Cleese was *acting* here.)
Argument Clinic
YouTube video by TheFullMontyPython
youtu.be
February 4, 2026 at 8:50 PM
"Contrarian" is just LARPing the Monty Python argument Clinic. (And to think we used to believe that John Cleese was *acting* here.)
No, my give-a-shit is BROKEN. Not in the sense of "take it to the nice people and get a ticket to pick it up next week" or "fetch the Araldite and a matchstick to mix it" or "find a repair tutorial on YouTube". In the sense of "sweep up all the bits, wrap in newspaper, put in bin".
February 4, 2026 at 8:45 PM
No, my give-a-shit is BROKEN. Not in the sense of "take it to the nice people and get a ticket to pick it up next week" or "fetch the Araldite and a matchstick to mix it" or "find a repair tutorial on YouTube". In the sense of "sweep up all the bits, wrap in newspaper, put in bin".
And to think that at one point people believed D&D was the evil probability-based pastime.
February 4, 2026 at 7:36 PM
And to think that at one point people believed D&D was the evil probability-based pastime.
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Woke 2.0 will necessitate the invention of an entire new system of notation to describe all the genders, while land acknowledgements will be followed by "...and this is what we're going to do about it"
[laudatory]
[laudatory]
February 4, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Woke 2.0 will necessitate the invention of an entire new system of notation to describe all the genders, while land acknowledgements will be followed by "...and this is what we're going to do about it"
[laudatory]
[laudatory]
Fuck it, from now on he's Reff Mezos. Some traditions must be upheld.
Jeff Bezos doesn't even have RM initials! No respect for tradition.
3/ background when you face the absolute necessity of making payroll. It’s a brutal task master. That’s not what we’re seeing right now at the Washington Post: this is the very formulaic billionaire press baron cycle. You come in as the white knight. You’ve got a limitless checkbook.
February 4, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Fuck it, from now on he's Reff Mezos. Some traditions must be upheld.
Yeah. I was always creeped out by Rolf Harris, and I know that's very much a minority opinion.
February 4, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Yeah. I was always creeped out by Rolf Harris, and I know that's very much a minority opinion.
It really was.
February 4, 2026 at 6:42 PM
It really was.
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My favourite from the day was the probable medieval harness pendant.
Is currently with FLO awaiting confirmation.
Is currently with FLO awaiting confirmation.
February 4, 2026 at 6:14 PM
My favourite from the day was the probable medieval harness pendant.
Is currently with FLO awaiting confirmation.
Is currently with FLO awaiting confirmation.
Woke 2.0 will necessitate the invention of an entire new system of notation to describe all the genders, while land acknowledgements will be followed by "...and this is what we're going to do about it"
[laudatory]
[laudatory]
February 4, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Woke 2.0 will necessitate the invention of an entire new system of notation to describe all the genders, while land acknowledgements will be followed by "...and this is what we're going to do about it"
[laudatory]
[laudatory]
Jeff Bezos doesn't even have RM initials! No respect for tradition.
3/ background when you face the absolute necessity of making payroll. It’s a brutal task master. That’s not what we’re seeing right now at the Washington Post: this is the very formulaic billionaire press baron cycle. You come in as the white knight. You’ve got a limitless checkbook.
February 4, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Jeff Bezos doesn't even have RM initials! No respect for tradition.
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I’m getting memed nowwwwwww?????
February 4, 2026 at 6:16 PM
I’m getting memed nowwwwwww?????
Well, if you'd come down hard on them back when you found out they were peeing in the shower, you wouldn't in current-year be having to deal with them shitting in the bath.
February 4, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Well, if you'd come down hard on them back when you found out they were peeing in the shower, you wouldn't in current-year be having to deal with them shitting in the bath.
Solid. Better for keeping the tea in.
February 4, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Solid. Better for keeping the tea in.
I'm old enough to fervently want a teapot completing this picture.
I'm buying a kitchen and they sent a sample of the marble counter top with a metal ball showing what the sink will be like. Now my desk looks like a 90s 3D rendering tool demo image.
February 4, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I'm old enough to fervently want a teapot completing this picture.
Putting you and Nigella together is like putting butter and garlic together.
February 4, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Putting you and Nigella together is like putting butter and garlic together.
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