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Hold fast and make things.

Culture ship name: GSV Oh No, Not Again
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WELL, THAT'S NOT FUCKING OK EITHER
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How much people everywhere are basically the same. Human experiences are universal and we have soooo much more in common than we have in difference
What has surprised you the most when traveling?
February 7, 2026 at 12:39 PM
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i love european olympics opening ceremonies. the second the ioc names a european host city the prime minister calls the culture minister into their office and says "find me your strangest homosexuals. give each of them a period of our great nation's history, a kilo of cocaine, and Ten Million Euros"
February 7, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Desperately want to bring one of these to a Starfinder game, probably the Service Droid. (Yes, I know, RD has no aliens and SF is all aliens all the time. Don't care.)
Alright Smeggers! The Boys from The Red Midget are here to bring their particular brand of incompeteance to the Galaxy. No they still haven't met anyone who can shoot strait! weprintminiatures.com/products/the...

#Miniatures #Sci-fi #reddwarf
February 7, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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A statement on the connection between certain scientists and a known criminal is coming soon. I and my colleagues have a zero tolerance policy on this. It extends to enablers and those apparently ok to vacillate on these issues.
February 7, 2026 at 11:45 AM
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I hit the Pine Grosbeak jackpot! #birds #birding #algoma #pinegrosbeak
February 7, 2026 at 12:06 PM
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Mulgoth the Cleaver. Let's give him a big hand, ladies and gentlemen.
January 31, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Once again, there's nothing wrong with *ebikes*. Fatbikes are essentially stealth motorbikes for which you don't need a helmet, licence or insurance. Seriously, watch the knees of somebody riding a fatbike—it's obvious that they're not powering the damn thing at all.
February 7, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Damn but this is a good one.
Land: Horses / Land of a Thousand Dances / La Mer (de)
YouTube video by Patti Smith - Topic
youtu.be
February 7, 2026 at 9:59 AM
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GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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For the 300th #PostBoxSaturday
one of my favourites.
An ERII, half submerged by a bank of Cow Parsley, in the idyllic Cotswold village of Duntisbourne Abbots. Difficult to believe it will be like this again in three month’s time.
February 7, 2026 at 7:51 AM
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You know, having touched my university founder’s collection of books—

It was sure a lot easier to be a “polymath genius” back when everything you needed to know was like music, a guess at chemistry, superstition, religion, and which plants will kill you if you eat them.
February 7, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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Calvin Ball doesn't accept other people's rules
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.

Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
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February 7, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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I have a theory that that 4chan and Tumblr have collided in spaces online and physical, and, as they are the matter and anti-matter of internet culture, they annihilate each other in a tremendous explosion.

This has the unfortunate effect of blasting the rest of us into smithereens as well.
February 6, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS:

THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
February 6, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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Noteworthy: roughly half the soccer fans in Milan have spent much of the last few decades cheering for a team owned by Yes That Silvio Berlusconi, which will definitely cultivate a precise snap from Go Team Go to Fuck That Guy In Particular
February 6, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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She's only been here a few hours and she's already dropped a new album
February 6, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Dear museum gift shop management: please note that we now know what people want to buy most of all, and it's replicas of your best little guys. Get on it.
i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired
February 6, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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even if you don't care about sports you gotta admit it's awesome that this guy had to hear to his face how the world feels about him
I'm at the Olympics and the entire stadium booed JD Vance. 😌
February 6, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Ground floor apartment, I take it
❗️It is reported that former 🇷🇺Russian Deputy Justice Minister Sergey Tropin was found dead in a bathtub at his Moscow apartment.
February 6, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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I've had a few doppelgangers but the best was when I very cleverly managed to get Picasso to paint my portrait several decades before I was born.
February 6, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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They will contrive any argument, die on any hill, as long as it means they can keep doing, or not doing, something someone is asking them to do. If they’re on the right, they’ll say it’s about liberty or freedom or protecting children. If they’re on the left, they’ll say it’s ableism or classism.
February 6, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I'm not saying Everything Is Brexit, but an awful lot of things are Brexit.
Just saw a lady quoted in a local small town paper say she signed the separatist petition even though she doesn’t want to separate but wants to “send a message” and I’m just beside myself

Like this isn’t a fucking joke lady
February 6, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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Aside from the message, which I support, his control of his instrument is impressive
February 6, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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I've been married to the same person for twenty years so any kind of "dating advice" from me would be like when boomers give helpful advice on getting a job.
February 6, 2026 at 4:17 PM