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Hold fast and make things.
Culture ship name: GSV Oh No, Not Again
Culture ship name: GSV Oh No, Not Again
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WELL, THAT'S NOT FUCKING OK EITHER
WELL, THAT'S NOT FUCKING OK EITHER
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We already get patronised, we might as well be patronised!
(I have no idea how to writes those two differently but you know what I mean.)
(I have no idea how to writes those two differently but you know what I mean.)
Algorithms have failed artists, so once again I am appealing to the wealthy to go back to the practice of patronising artists so you can brag that your sicko is better than your rival’s sicko
February 4, 2026 at 10:47 PM
We already get patronised, we might as well be patronised!
(I have no idea how to writes those two differently but you know what I mean.)
(I have no idea how to writes those two differently but you know what I mean.)
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This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
February 4, 2026 at 9:59 PM
This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
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![Comic. [Person talking to person with black hat.] PERSON 1: Historically, it refers to a ceremony to predict the weather using a rodent. But nowadays people often use it to mean “a time loop experienced by one person.” PERSON 2: …What. [caption] Easily our weirdest holiday.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreidknpywgj44ox6nphuyzs6si6lozn77jyx75nbh7v67wsjr6dssl4@jpeg)
February 4, 2026 at 9:35 PM
These coriander-flavoured green Doritos would be the perfect solution to the tastes-like-soap problem. You make a salsa without the Herb of Controversy, put these in one bowl and plain ones in another.
(If you have the colour-blindness gene AND the soapy coriander gene, you're buggered.)
(If you have the colour-blindness gene AND the soapy coriander gene, you're buggered.)
February 4, 2026 at 8:57 PM
These coriander-flavoured green Doritos would be the perfect solution to the tastes-like-soap problem. You make a salsa without the Herb of Controversy, put these in one bowl and plain ones in another.
(If you have the colour-blindness gene AND the soapy coriander gene, you're buggered.)
(If you have the colour-blindness gene AND the soapy coriander gene, you're buggered.)
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Woke 2.0 will necessitate the invention of an entire new system of notation to describe all the genders, while land acknowledgements will be followed by "...and this is what we're going to do about it"
[laudatory]
[laudatory]
February 4, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Woke 2.0 will necessitate the invention of an entire new system of notation to describe all the genders, while land acknowledgements will be followed by "...and this is what we're going to do about it"
[laudatory]
[laudatory]
Fuck it, from now on he's Reff Mezos. Some traditions must be upheld.
Jeff Bezos doesn't even have RM initials! No respect for tradition.
3/ background when you face the absolute necessity of making payroll. It’s a brutal task master. That’s not what we’re seeing right now at the Washington Post: this is the very formulaic billionaire press baron cycle. You come in as the white knight. You’ve got a limitless checkbook.
February 4, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Fuck it, from now on he's Reff Mezos. Some traditions must be upheld.
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My favourite from the day was the probable medieval harness pendant.
Is currently with FLO awaiting confirmation.
Is currently with FLO awaiting confirmation.
February 4, 2026 at 6:14 PM
My favourite from the day was the probable medieval harness pendant.
Is currently with FLO awaiting confirmation.
Is currently with FLO awaiting confirmation.
Jeff Bezos doesn't even have RM initials! No respect for tradition.
3/ background when you face the absolute necessity of making payroll. It’s a brutal task master. That’s not what we’re seeing right now at the Washington Post: this is the very formulaic billionaire press baron cycle. You come in as the white knight. You’ve got a limitless checkbook.
February 4, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Jeff Bezos doesn't even have RM initials! No respect for tradition.
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I’m getting memed nowwwwwww?????
February 4, 2026 at 6:16 PM
I’m getting memed nowwwwwww?????
I'm old enough to fervently want a teapot completing this picture.
I'm buying a kitchen and they sent a sample of the marble counter top with a metal ball showing what the sink will be like. Now my desk looks like a 90s 3D rendering tool demo image.
February 4, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I'm old enough to fervently want a teapot completing this picture.
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HEY, JEFFY
THERE'S ALREADY A MOVIE IN YOUR LIBRARY THAT WAS DONE ON A TIGHT BUDGET
REMEMBER ME?
THERE'S ALREADY A MOVIE IN YOUR LIBRARY THAT WAS DONE ON A TIGHT BUDGET
REMEMBER ME?
February 4, 2026 at 4:13 PM
HEY, JEFFY
THERE'S ALREADY A MOVIE IN YOUR LIBRARY THAT WAS DONE ON A TIGHT BUDGET
REMEMBER ME?
THERE'S ALREADY A MOVIE IN YOUR LIBRARY THAT WAS DONE ON A TIGHT BUDGET
REMEMBER ME?
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For the #BirdOfTheDay theme #BackyardBirds here's what is often called a "Brazilian Cardinal" even tho it's really an adorable tanager (Paroaria coronata) 🌿🦉📷 #birds
February 4, 2026 at 4:20 PM
For the #BirdOfTheDay theme #BackyardBirds here's what is often called a "Brazilian Cardinal" even tho it's really an adorable tanager (Paroaria coronata) 🌿🦉📷 #birds
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this one is new to me and is so, so good
February 4, 2026 at 1:07 PM
this one is new to me and is so, so good
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Safety first: make sure your lamp has a flared base.
February 4, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Safety first: make sure your lamp has a flared base.
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Pretty sure most EU citizens do not want this
🚨🚨Given current situation and with the sharply deteriorating situation in #trumpland, I think it is unwise, imprudent and just a very bad idea for the EU to go ahead with plans to grant #US border authorities unprecedented access to Europeans’ data. 🧵
www.politico.eu/article/eu-m...
www.politico.eu/article/eu-m...
EU plan to share data with US border force sparks surveillance fears
Washington is demanding access to sensitive data as ICE heightens fears in Europe.
www.politico.eu
February 4, 2026 at 9:44 AM
Pretty sure most EU citizens do not want this
Pictures one can smell.
A photograph I took of a footpath in the south west of England in late April, or, as wild garlic prefers to call it, "party season".
February 4, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Pictures one can smell.
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I've told this story on ContrabandCamp but it's worth sharing for BHM because it's one of the greatest stories ever.
A thread.
A thread.
February 4, 2026 at 5:07 AM
I've told this story on ContrabandCamp but it's worth sharing for BHM because it's one of the greatest stories ever.
A thread.
A thread.
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Tiger loincloths, roasted soybeans, holly and dried sardine heads, oni, a plump-cheeked woman, lucky directions and makizushi...
...this thread will tell you everything you need to know about Setsubun (節分)🤔
driving out demons
sweeping out beans...
now I sit cross-legged
鬼の出た跡はき出してあぐら哉
-Issa, 1822.
...this thread will tell you everything you need to know about Setsubun (節分)🤔
driving out demons
sweeping out beans...
now I sit cross-legged
鬼の出た跡はき出してあぐら哉
-Issa, 1822.
January 29, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Tiger loincloths, roasted soybeans, holly and dried sardine heads, oni, a plump-cheeked woman, lucky directions and makizushi...
...this thread will tell you everything you need to know about Setsubun (節分)🤔
driving out demons
sweeping out beans...
now I sit cross-legged
鬼の出た跡はき出してあぐら哉
-Issa, 1822.
...this thread will tell you everything you need to know about Setsubun (節分)🤔
driving out demons
sweeping out beans...
now I sit cross-legged
鬼の出た跡はき出してあぐら哉
-Issa, 1822.
I love this illusion so much.
This is one of my favorite optical illusions, because even when you know specifically HOW IT WORKS, it's still hard to make your brain believe it.
The image below is real-world video, but you're being tricked into believing it's an elaborate miniature by the DIORAMA EFFECT.
Let's talk about it.
The image below is real-world video, but you're being tricked into believing it's an elaborate miniature by the DIORAMA EFFECT.
Let's talk about it.
February 3, 2026 at 11:38 PM
I love this illusion so much.
If there's a rooster, he will probably try to shag it
February 3, 2026 at 9:53 PM
If there's a rooster, he will probably try to shag it
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you can literally travel to Mongolia, take a taxi from Ulaanbaatar to Choirin, find the last house in the outskirt, and ask Munkhbat who's about fifty or eighty, no one knows for sure, he spent his entire life drinking and throwing rocks at passing cars, he would say "Peter Mandelson? He's a c*nt."
February 3, 2026 at 9:03 PM
you can literally travel to Mongolia, take a taxi from Ulaanbaatar to Choirin, find the last house in the outskirt, and ask Munkhbat who's about fifty or eighty, no one knows for sure, he spent his entire life drinking and throwing rocks at passing cars, he would say "Peter Mandelson? He's a c*nt."