Bouba's Delivery Service
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Hold fast and make things.
Culture ship name: GSV Oh No, Not Again
Culture ship name: GSV Oh No, Not Again
When "they turkeys" got into George's protein. #TheArchers
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
When "they turkeys" got into George's protein. #TheArchers
How lovely! I got a book nook kit for my birthday with a motion sensor so it lights up when you go near it.
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
How lovely! I got a book nook kit for my birthday with a motion sensor so it lights up when you go near it.
It's convenient that this curry-flavour sauerkraut is being sold so close to The Hague.
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 PM
It's convenient that this curry-flavour sauerkraut is being sold so close to The Hague.
Wow! I only have the one, although it's a pretty decent specimen. Taller than me, even.
November 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Wow! I only have the one, although it's a pretty decent specimen. Taller than me, even.
Dippy is the first cat I've ever had that likes to *snort* catnip.
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Dippy is the first cat I've ever had that likes to *snort* catnip.
Oh BIG STRETCH
November 25, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Oh BIG STRETCH
The infuriating thing about this chart is the realisation that no matter how careful YOU are with antibiotics, you'll inevitably have a neighbour throwing them around like water.
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 AM
The infuriating thing about this chart is the realisation that no matter how careful YOU are with antibiotics, you'll inevitably have a neighbour throwing them around like water.
Guilty as charged. We also have palaeoart.
November 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Guilty as charged. We also have palaeoart.
At an exhibition about domestic life in 17th century Holland. Damn right that parents back in the day would have wanted vaccines.
November 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
At an exhibition about domestic life in 17th century Holland. Damn right that parents back in the day would have wanted vaccines.
People think it must be weird to have a famous neighbour, but Lowly Worm is just a nice, regular guy.
November 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
People think it must be weird to have a famous neighbour, but Lowly Worm is just a nice, regular guy.
Sunday breakfast!
November 16, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Sunday breakfast!
A little bit of #minipainting in progress. What colour should I paint the base?
November 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
A little bit of #minipainting in progress. What colour should I paint the base?
Making a Utrecht Christmas diorama – isn't it lifelike? I spent AGES painting that little oliebollenkraam!
November 12, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Making a Utrecht Christmas diorama – isn't it lifelike? I spent AGES painting that little oliebollenkraam!
The Farmers Defence Force logo is...unsubtle with the fascist iconography. And what's ironic to me is that the most popular meats here tend to be the ones that are so processed that they're very easy to replicate with plant proteins.
November 11, 2025 at 9:47 AM
The Farmers Defence Force logo is...unsubtle with the fascist iconography. And what's ironic to me is that the most popular meats here tend to be the ones that are so processed that they're very easy to replicate with plant proteins.
On the houseplant theme, I'm looking forward to the Christmas cactus doing its thing.
November 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
On the houseplant theme, I'm looking forward to the Christmas cactus doing its thing.
My favourite apples are back! Best part of November!
November 7, 2025 at 10:46 AM
My favourite apples are back! Best part of November!
🧶 Tell me not to get this, because with some red yarn from the stash, I can make the proverbial Leopard Eating People's Faces (well, bunnies' faces).
November 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
🧶 Tell me not to get this, because with some red yarn from the stash, I can make the proverbial Leopard Eating People's Faces (well, bunnies' faces).
Can someone explain to me what the HELL has gone wrong with Google Maps?
November 5, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Can someone explain to me what the HELL has gone wrong with Google Maps?
I wish someone actually made this classy and elegant bike.
November 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I wish someone actually made this classy and elegant bike.
One of the greengrocer stalls in Hilversum Market today had an absolutely massive pumpkin that they were dismembering—a big chunk free with every purchase. It's been cubed and roasted with sage; so far half has gone into pasta with wild mushrooms, and I think the rest will go into a risotto.
November 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
One of the greengrocer stalls in Hilversum Market today had an absolutely massive pumpkin that they were dismembering—a big chunk free with every purchase. It's been cubed and roasted with sage; so far half has gone into pasta with wild mushrooms, and I think the rest will go into a risotto.
me, every time I hear someone else freaking out about "The Fabians secretly controlling the world"
October 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
me, every time I hear someone else freaking out about "The Fabians secretly controlling the world"
It was a lovely Halloween party, and everybody agreed that the hummingbirds thoroughly deserved their Best Group Costume prize.
October 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
It was a lovely Halloween party, and everybody agreed that the hummingbirds thoroughly deserved their Best Group Costume prize.
In this case, the job is "serial killer".
October 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
In this case, the job is "serial killer".
Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman II: The 50 Foot Woman Gets A Latte
October 29, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman II: The 50 Foot Woman Gets A Latte