David Whitley
@mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
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Travel writer. Nerd. General annoyance. I never met a joke I liked that I didn't want to drill into the ground. Writes quizzes at https://geograquiz.com/ . Shares unsolicited thoughts at https://planetwhitley.com/ .
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mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
Do you have a favourite number? Why not tell the previous Prime Minister about it?
policyatkings.bsky.social
We’re pleased to partnering with former Prime Minister Rishi Sunak and Akshata Murty on Number Nation, a new initiative to conduct the UK’s largest ever study into attitudes to everyday numbers – in partnership with the Richmond Project, Purposeful Ventures and Public First

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mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
Just checking whether enough time has passed for us to be able to say Charlie Kirk was a despicable human being, or whether we still have to pretend he wasn't absolute poison.
mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
If the Fast Show ever gets another revival, I would very much enjoy Man Whose Phone Plays Sandstorm By Darude At Inappropriate Moments as a character.
mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
Sorry my phone started playing Sandstorm by Darude as your dad's coffin was lowered.
mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
What's the time, Mr Wolf Hall?
mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
And now it's just Sebastian Payne, stretching his hand up at the back of the class, still being ignored.
mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
We gave Big Flump to Big 'Un on the same day. She won't admit it to friends, but she hugs Big Flump every night, too. Grade A teddies.

Top advice to newish parents: Invest in a teddy you think looks BRILLIANT.
mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
Here's Little Flump (alongside Big Momma the Wombat). The first teddy we ever gave her, and a genuinely excellent teddy.
mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
One day, Little 'Un is going to stop falling asleep with her lamp on, holding her stuffed elephant, and as much as I protest about turning her lamp off, I will be quietly devastated.
mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
No itinerary before departure.
unenthusiast.com
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

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hammancheez.bsky.social
"The chancellor approved it"
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danmckee.bsky.social
“What’s the charge? Eating a seal?”
mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
It's a secret cabal of tradies who want to break road/ parking rules and not get done for it.
mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
Most people are looking for plumber recommendations or discussing planning applications. Yet there's always one bloke posting sexist jokes or embarking on diatribes that are nothing to do with the local area, seemingly oblivious to the purpose of the platform.
mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
In all the chat about social media harm, I feel one particularly cooked group is overlooked: The weirdos who use Nextdoor as if it's another Facebook.
mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
Hi, I'm an American using the Discover tab. Today I will be replying to every post about things I don't understand with indignant ignorance, as this improves everyone's experience.
mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
Obviously. The carnage would be completely out of character.
mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
Well, everything from the top of her wardrobe was on the floor. And the chair in precisely the position where she could reach everything from the top of her wardrobe and pull in onto the floor.
mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
I hope you've enjoyed your day as designated drive-by fuckwit, and feel good about how you've used your opportunity.
mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
It's just far, far, far too big. Only needs to be a room.
mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
Little 'Un, upon being questioned about clumping around her room at 10pm: "Everything just fell out of the top of my wardrobe."

Her chair, curiously, was next to her wardrobe.
mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
Also good: Ridiculously over-the-top buildings and infrastructure projects funded by Taiwan in order to win votes at the UN.
hetanshah.bsky.social
What policy themed visitor trail would you do upon retirement? I would pilgrimage to visit the 100 Rishi Sunak outdoor chess sets around the country. I genuinely think it would be one of those fun random things that would take me to places I’d never otherwise go to
mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
My best haul on this vague front is that I've been inside Palau's (ludicrous) capitol building.
mrdavidwhitley.bsky.social
I want to go to every US presidential museum/ library/ birthplace.
hetanshah.bsky.social
What policy themed visitor trail would you do upon retirement? I would pilgrimage to visit the 100 Rishi Sunak outdoor chess sets around the country. I genuinely think it would be one of those fun random things that would take me to places I’d never otherwise go to