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hammancheez

@hammancheez.bsky.social

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I did not get ejected by the night manager of Waffle House, we mutually agreed to part ways after being unable to come to an agreement same handle on discord Dad / sentient sandwich / chronic doomscroller / he/him Trans rights are human rights

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · Oct 29

I am declaring war on 82% of bluesky with this

Spirit halloween “former gifted child”

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When people ask “what are you supposed to be” answer “i was supposed to be a lot of things”

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 1h

I like to think of myself as the Mussolini of nonbinary polycules

Big Demon Energy @mayawest.online · 10h

just got called the Netanyahu of trans people (????) AMA

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 1h

*tmnt theme*

Bluesky liberal thought policin

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 1h

Didnt one of them advocate for a grey pantsuit ubermensch class with private cops just recently

All of them hate regular people and consider them garbage to be disposed of

San Francisco Chronicle @sfchronicle.com · 2h

The remarks from the tech leaders come as city officials tout falling crime rates even as overdose deaths continue to climb.

‘The only solution’: Elon Musk backs call to deploy federal troops to San Francisco

The remarks from the tech leaders come as city officials tout falling crime rates even as overdose deaths continue to climb.

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 1h

Gettin head from a dalek

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 1h

Dont u talk to my focus of misplaced parasocial connection like that

hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 1h

I know what im wearing to the next bohemian grove eyes wide shut party

Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 1h

I... what

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 1h

Overheard at the orgy

🫧 Spark Elation 🫧 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 1h

Okay I’m gonna get this sub cabled up and work out her low end

🫧 Spark Elation 🫧 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 1d

“Why do you need to join her discord? We have a perfectly fine sub at home”

The sub at home:

hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 1h

Brb writing 2000 words on how bari weiss is the ultimate winner girlboss so i can get an associate producer gig for the 9months shes in charge of cbs

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 1h

Uterus swap meets at the farmers market

hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 3h

You can definitely tell the people who got used to twitter bluecheck feedback loops who come to bluesky and get shook by the top reply to their substack be a pigpoopballs from user DuckWeiner5000

Ryan Broderick @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social · 24d

In the 2010s, this country's elites were thrown onto social platforms with everyone else and could finally read what we all think about them and it caused them so much psychic damage that they decided to destroy both the internet and democracy to make sure nothing like it ever happened again.

Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 24d

If this is what it took for you to be pushed into fascism you were probably already there

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 3h

If that were even possible they’d just counter with supernatty ice

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 4h

Say what you want about tom petty the music video for free falling was a banger

Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 4h

I had that dream again you guys

Image of someone floating in the clouds it looks like skydiving with two cows holding a pinkish sheet under a man in a suit

hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 4h

Convicted felon Dinesh D’Souza has small man entitlement syndrome? The one convicted of the felonies?

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 17h

this isn't a boy band this is the next final fantasy release

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 1d

&TEAM release new Artist Photo ahead of Korean debut on October 28.

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 5h

I guess fig futures are down

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 5h

Sure i mean the US is moving to a barter economy so tangible goods works

hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 5h

I like to answer this with a long drawn out “ehhhhhh” and a shrug

Hey, nobody *made* them vote for the host of Wrestlemania 4 @legalminimum.bsky.social · 5h

Accurate. I am known for answering the question “how are you” with “who can tell”.

Big Worker @bigworker.bsky.social · 7h

Was definitely a breakthrough for me when I realized that people don't care about the answers to the small talk questions they're asking you, you just have to say something friendly and vaguely on topic to keep the conversation going

hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 5h

I have over 10,000 followers on this dumb app and I don’t even have anyone offering a friends and family discount at arbys, clout is bullshit

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 5h

“Ur a clout chaser” said the account with 17 followers and a rabid inferiority complex who refreshes their profile page every hour to see if their latest joe biden meme did numbers