hammancheez
@hammancheez.bsky.social
I did not get ejected by the night manager of Waffle House, we mutually agreed to part ways after being unable to come to an agreement
same handle on discord
Dad / sentient sandwich / chronic doomscroller / he/him
Trans rights are human rights
same handle on discord
Dad / sentient sandwich / chronic doomscroller / he/him
Trans rights are human rights
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Nicholas Cage
This is a Bill Simmons game, but you’re stranded on a desert island. You can only have one actor’s filmography. You get it all, including cameos. But just the one performer.
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
December 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Nicholas Cage
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I want the ceiling to be so toxic you can’t even get within an astronomical unit of it without dying
“Strong floor no ceiling” Hey jeffries what if we actually wanted a ceiling of say 100x lower than a billionaire and that ceiling was electrified
November 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I want the ceiling to be so toxic you can’t even get within an astronomical unit of it without dying
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What about Fuck All Billionaires @democrats.org i think thats a way better slogan than some floors and ceilings construction code stuff
November 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
What about Fuck All Billionaires @democrats.org i think thats a way better slogan than some floors and ceilings construction code stuff
Applebees are gonna steal “americanism will prevail” as their new branding with 6 all new fajita blaster recipes
presidency going so bad they’re threatening to bring back the confederacy again
December 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Applebees are gonna steal “americanism will prevail” as their new branding with 6 all new fajita blaster recipes
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Strong floor no ceiling is a design spec for a fucking patio not a slogan to get unemployed and unengaged voters to the polls
No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Strong floor no ceiling is a design spec for a fucking patio not a slogan to get unemployed and unengaged voters to the polls
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Strong Floor Tax Churchss
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Strong Floor Tax Churchss
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To be fair there’s a lot of things markwayne mullins is unaware of, like whether the fridge light goes off if you close the door, or if dogs can look up
BASH: Trump is clearly very concerned about Central & South American presidents allegedly trafficking drugs to the US. So why is he planning to pardon former Honduran president who was convicted of drug trafficking?
MARKWAYNE MULLIN: Well, the particular circumstances of that I'm not quite aware of
MARKWAYNE MULLIN: Well, the particular circumstances of that I'm not quite aware of
November 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
To be fair there’s a lot of things markwayne mullins is unaware of, like whether the fridge light goes off if you close the door, or if dogs can look up
Name your dating brand slogan
Me : is pepsi ok
Me : is pepsi ok
December 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Name your dating brand slogan
Me : is pepsi ok
Me : is pepsi ok
Better hope you can pay cash for a house cuz You know who IS using that data
The fucking insurance companies who will deny coverage so you don’t get that mortgage
The fucking insurance companies who will deny coverage so you don’t get that mortgage
Zillow Removes Climate Risk Scores From Home Listings
www.nytimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Better hope you can pay cash for a house cuz You know who IS using that data
The fucking insurance companies who will deny coverage so you don’t get that mortgage
The fucking insurance companies who will deny coverage so you don’t get that mortgage
As someone accustomed to making deals with murderers to personally profit himself and his father in law, they figured it was right up his alley
I’d rather question why is Kushner there and why is he laying out a vision? We did not vote him into any gov position nor the senate we voted for has approved his candidacy.
This isn’t a grey zone anymore, it’s 50 shades of grey.
This isn’t a grey zone anymore, it’s 50 shades of grey.
December 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
As someone accustomed to making deals with murderers to personally profit himself and his father in law, they figured it was right up his alley
There’s another bubble due to pop
Star Citizen Hits $900 Million in Crowdfunding After a Record-Breaking Year: Why Backers Continue to Support It 13 Years Into its Development - Entertainment Niche
Star Citizen, the controversial yet massively ambitious space simulation from Cloud Imperium Games, continues to defy expectations, shattering its all-time
entertainmentniche.com
December 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
There’s another bubble due to pop
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ad copy : this body scanner will tell the brutal truth about your body your scale will never tell you
me : and why the fuck would i want that
me : and why the fuck would i want that
November 30, 2025 at 3:05 AM
ad copy : this body scanner will tell the brutal truth about your body your scale will never tell you
me : and why the fuck would i want that
me : and why the fuck would i want that
Strong Floors Fuck the Yankees
November 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Strong Floors Fuck the Yankees
Strong Floor Scrubs Reboot But Good
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Strong Floor Scrubs Reboot But Good
Strong Floor Eat Ass
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Strong Floor Eat Ass
Strong Floor Half Off Bagels
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Strong Floor Half Off Bagels
Strong Floor Trans Rights
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Strong Floor Trans Rights
Strong Floor Dark Souls Easy Skill Setting
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Strong Floor Dark Souls Easy Skill Setting
Strong Floor Half Life 2 Episode 3
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Strong Floor Half Life 2 Episode 3
Strong Floor Cocaine Back In Soda
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Strong Floor Cocaine Back In Soda
Strong Floor Tax Churchss
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Strong Floor Tax Churchss
I want the ceiling to be so toxic you can’t even get within an astronomical unit of it without dying
“Strong floor no ceiling” Hey jeffries what if we actually wanted a ceiling of say 100x lower than a billionaire and that ceiling was electrified
November 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I want the ceiling to be so toxic you can’t even get within an astronomical unit of it without dying
What about Fuck All Billionaires @democrats.org i think thats a way better slogan than some floors and ceilings construction code stuff
November 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
What about Fuck All Billionaires @democrats.org i think thats a way better slogan than some floors and ceilings construction code stuff
To be fair there’s a lot of things markwayne mullins is unaware of, like whether the fridge light goes off if you close the door, or if dogs can look up
BASH: Trump is clearly very concerned about Central & South American presidents allegedly trafficking drugs to the US. So why is he planning to pardon former Honduran president who was convicted of drug trafficking?
MARKWAYNE MULLIN: Well, the particular circumstances of that I'm not quite aware of
MARKWAYNE MULLIN: Well, the particular circumstances of that I'm not quite aware of
November 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
To be fair there’s a lot of things markwayne mullins is unaware of, like whether the fridge light goes off if you close the door, or if dogs can look up