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hammancheez
@hammancheez.bsky.social
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I did not get ejected by the night manager of Waffle House, we mutually agreed to part ways after being unable to come to an agreement

same handle on discord

Dad / sentient sandwich / chronic doomscroller / he/him

Trans rights are human rights
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please continue senator
CNN Anchor looking thoroughly unimpressed slurpin a big ol hit of coffee
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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“He can eat a mcchicken while driving without getting mayonnaise all over himself”
Two girls whispering looking off screen with horny expressions
November 9, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Rip king
High overlord saurfang for the horde in mamdani campaign font
November 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Your dog for steak umms campaign sign in zohran colors
November 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Iykyk

#overwatch
Reinhardt for solo shattering baby dva in zohran mayoral campaign font
November 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Hes got my vote for president
Zohran for the release of half life 2 episode 3
November 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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“Am i at least useful information”

Sparkle :
November 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
hammancheez.bsky.social
oh
Jamie Dupree ‪@jamiedupree.bsky.social‬ This just into the newsroom WASHINGTON (AP) — Supreme Court issues emergency order temporarily blocking full SNAP food aid payments. November 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
November 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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I like sexy ironical midgets
Norman rockwell painting of man addressing a meeting
November 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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brendel being held down while his citizens bank card is scanned at the lego store
Joe Pesci in Casino being held down while guys with bats make his brother buy a lego set
November 6, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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time's almost up
woman behind Johnson checking her watch
November 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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gm
spongebob on a field of grass in shadow looking up at a butt
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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breaking
dewey defeats truman newsprint image but the paper's replaced with the NYPost 'the red apple' front page
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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lets go @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
front page of NYP headline 'the red apple' on a red hoodie
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Cant wait for the Baja bloods special
Mcdonalds sign reading “ try our mc cripys”
November 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Curtis Sliwa is getting this framed and put on his wall while laughing so hard he pukes
Tweet from convicted criminal george santos “fuck you curtis sliwa i hate you your dumb wife that stupid beret of yours and all your fucking cats”
November 5, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Cant really blame a little endzone dance
Fake zohran tweet “hey chuck hows that vote for cuomo taste motherfuckaaa”
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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ICE Agent testimony, live footage
November 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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yeah,
Sam Lloyd in scrubs holding head in hands saying 'why should they be happy'
November 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Made some italian sausage and onions and peppers if u even give a shit
Picture of the aforementioned food
November 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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IBM thinkpad owners know
Her : where did you learn to do that Me : Pic : ibm thinkpad laptop red nipple pointer device
November 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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“What is dating like in your 50s”
Man sniffing womans neck “you smell wonderful what is that” “Anti inflammatory joint cream”
November 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Me encouraging my overwatch team after a wipe on eichenwalde first point
Girl smooshing other girls face with text “you’re a great person you’ll succeed and be better every day so get up and give it everything princess i love you” Almost certainly not a screen grab from a non pg13 video despite how sweaty and apparently topless they are
November 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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You heard me
90s kid giving fingerguns in stylised video game neon backdrop saying “I don’t really give a fuck what people buy with food stamps and if you do it’s because you’re a fucking loser”
October 31, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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I should call her
October 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM