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Patrixmyth
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My views and opinions do not necessarily reflect my views and opinions.
Some of these are jokes.
Never explain the boat.

(He/Him) Soliloguy⁂
Sufficiently Indistinguishable.

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I feel like an ass sometimes posting about my weird brain biology when people are experiencing real world crisis, and I'm really sorry for it. I am watching. I am listening. I don't have solutions, and supposedly that's ok, but it doesn't feel ok.
November 30, 2025 at 7:00 AM
It's not even 11pm local, and I'm posting 3am shit. I fucking love timezone switching. I need to level up into the money level where I can just jump behind 6-9 hours every few months.
November 30, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Peacemaker season 2 is bringing me joy, which is sad, because no one is talking about it, so obvs it's the last season.
November 30, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I'm a moderate, in that I think everyone is full of shit, including me.
November 30, 2025 at 6:55 AM
please respond
November 30, 2025 at 6:54 AM
OMFG, people. AI is another tool. It's not saving the world, or destroying civilization. Chill the fuck out. If you don't need it and don't like it, cool. If you love it, or have to work with it, cool.

There's motherfucking deathsquads running the government, maybe we could focus for a minute.
November 30, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I'm kinda a certification hoarder. If it takes 3 months, and few hundred bucks, followed by a test and a physical, I'm fucking there.
November 30, 2025 at 6:49 AM
The whistle thing is a little weird. Statistically, most (vastly) of us will never see an ICE raid. I’m not saying don’t give a shit. Just the whistle thing is a little performative.
November 30, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Ozzie music in Peacemaker. It’s really lame that chokes me up.
November 30, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Half the nation stuck somewhere between fuck it all and someone should probably do something.
November 30, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Ok, the full size bronco (rental) is really completely unnecessary, but it is fun to pull up beside cybertrucks, and watch the drivers just sort of realize they could have bought a douche wagon that was comfortable.
November 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Instead of cancelling penny production, we should have sold ads on them.
November 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Ok, last full SoCal day for this trip, and I'm not thinking of a lot of things I'm missing. Maybe some beef tofu soup and sushi. Possibly In-N-Out. There used to be a lot more 'oh man, I miss...' things, but the world has gotten a lot smaller. I find just about everything in Germany now.
November 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
fear isn't real
November 29, 2025 at 8:02 AM
*sigh* that was a hypodermic question.

reply: don't you mean rhetorical?

me: shh, shh, shh, don't fight it
November 29, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I love the music from Wednesday (which is mostly covers) more than the show itself. I like the show too.
November 29, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Reposted by Patrixmyth
Life and communication is simpler if you separate the question of why something offends someone you value from the question of why would you want to offend someone you value, and decide for yourself which is the more important question.
July 25, 2023 at 8:15 PM
I just typed Schindler's cat, if you're wondering if I should go to bed.
November 29, 2025 at 7:45 AM
60 cent burritos to the rescue. Every time.
November 29, 2025 at 7:34 AM
worth repeating
I am asking you, once again, not to poke at damaged people on the internet
November 29, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Endless screaming bot must be really respected at the Dentist.
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 AM
In Germany, my latenight social media blather is on a floor with no bathroom, but here, while visiting with only half the family, I have an attached bathroom in my blather room. I wonder how that influences my content.
November 29, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Pronouncing greek-rooted words like japanese-rooted words, just to feel something.
November 29, 2025 at 7:02 AM
When someone who knows more about a topic than you do corrects you, particularly when you read about that topic 45 min ago, that's not an attack. That's an opportunity. You won't know until you dig into the correction, but I try to go into those circumstances with an open mind.
November 29, 2025 at 6:58 AM
You're lonely. I'm lonely. A 30-member polycule of unemployed millionaires is lonely. We don't get to not be lonely. I don't make the rules.
November 29, 2025 at 6:52 AM