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Patrixmythical Beast

@patri.xyz

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The experiment requires that we continue. My views and opinions do not necessarily reflect my views and opinions. Some of these are jokes. Never explain the boat. (He/Him) Soliloguy Sufficiently Indistinguishable. (@yardcrow.com, @previously.blue)

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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · Nov 7

You can just stop giving a fuck about everything beyond your basic survival for a while, when that helps. Just wake up every day and figure out how to eat, smile and sleep somewhere safe again. No one can stop you. You don't have to carry the world's problems every day.

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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · Nov 26

Mods are awake. Post monkey video.

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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · Oct 11

Ok, no one likes my cybergods video, but I'm not giving it up. Maybe 56 seconds was too long for a proper ironic chuckle. Fine...

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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 23d

Marvel at my exquisite video editing skills.

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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 1h

La Muerta Loca

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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 18h

well, just in case. I'll miss you if you're gone

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3wombats @3wombats.bsky.social · 18h

Go to bed and start again tomorrow

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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 18h

Maybe it's just late, but I don't think I'm solving anything today.

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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 18h

Illegally parked vehicles will be gourd at owner's expense.

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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 18h

*sigh*

Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 7d

It's not much, but what I can offer in support of Link is a simple @yardcrow.com label

🆓🔗
Free Link

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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 18h

Tell your social media friends you'd miss them if they were gone, because you definitely will.

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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 18h

I mean, I keep searching for mentions every few weeks. :(

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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 18h

oh damn, I didn't know witches even did Stand-Up.

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3wombats @3wombats.bsky.social · 18h

Pho I blame @jcsalterego.bsky.social he mentioned it now I want it

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Tigernan Pournelle, Furious Irish🏳️‍🌈 @tigerpournelle.bsky.social · 18h

A huge bowl of count chocula in 2% milk with about four huge chocolate chip cookies

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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 18h

Fucking up memes, since 2023.

You guys are getting paid kid (Standing in front of RV), recaptioned to You guys are in her DM's?

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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 18h

If effort were no barrier, nor cost, or pride, what would you be eating right now? (you can go sexual with this, but it's not required).

I would be dipping tuna sushi in soy sauce and wasabi, and sipping an Asahi.

I think I've got clam chowder here somewhere. (also like that)

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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 18h

which one is Dr. Phil?

Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 18h

tsk.. recedinggingerists

Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 18h

not just at scale, but at gentle guilt and seized opportunities

a cartoon mouse wearing a diaper and a boxing glove is smiling .

Alt: Jerry Mouse is nodding and labelled 'Yep!!!'

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Big Demon Energy @mayawest.online · 18h

RIP nostradamus, you would have loved predictive text

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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 18h

AI videos, but we just lie in the grass and look at clouds and giggle at our descriptions.

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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 18h

Even if you USE a foodbank, you should give them $10/week. They achieve fucking miracles with every $.

*no guilt if you can't

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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 18h

there is a spoiler labeler! it runs off the # hashtag, but it's... well, hit and miss.

It works(ed, haven't checked lately) as long as you're not seeing the post too soon after it's made.

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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 19h

ding ding ding

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Patrixmythical Beast @patri.xyz · 19h

STOP!

Take a deep breath. Hold it for 5 seconds. Hold it for 30 seconds more. 3 minutes more. Stick with it. You can do it.

I'm just fucking with you, keep breathing normally.

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