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The experiment requires that we continue.
My views and opinions do not necessarily reflect my views and opinions.
Some of these are jokes.
Never explain the boat.

(He/Him) Soliloguy⁂
Sufficiently Indistinguishable.

(@yardcrow.com, @previously.blue)
It’s not that you can’t get Poke in Germany, but I haven’t found any this good.
November 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I said I’m full.
November 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Consider the simple Costco hot dog.
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Ah. A nice juice, coffee, and toast spot. Perfect.
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Oh. My midsize sedan rental for the week.
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Bun Mee. SFO. It is pretty good for an airport! Upsell to the avocado was worth it.
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
It’s not as gloomy as it photos, but California here I come.
November 25, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I know healthcare isn't free. I'm saying we should all be paying for it responsibly through our taxes, not on weird little websites or when our employers can't avoid offering it.
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Oh, we’re going back in time to pet lion cubs. Ok. Let’s do this.
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 AM
…we'll see you next time here on This Week in Bible Prophecy

And I remember what my pops told me
The new word, follow me
Remember what my pops told me

My family tree consists of drug dealers, thugs, and killers
Strugglin', known to hustle, screamin', "Fuck their feelings!"
November 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Should I keep writing this? #pleaseclap
November 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I still put normal things on hot dogs, too.
November 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
maybe...
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Today’s treat: spaghetti sandwich
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
It’s Satacorday!
November 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
It's like they've assembled this team specifically to elicit an SNL response.
November 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Justice Dog
November 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
oh but we'll try
November 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
String Cheesy Doghetti!
November 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
In before menswear guy!
November 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Ok. This is super comfy in the fall chill, but walking up the stairs sounds like a 70s Kung Fu movie.
November 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Drop something YELLOW 🍌
November 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
🤷‍♂️
November 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
This has no right to be delicious. Sorry, no hot dog bun tonight.
November 4, 2025 at 7:17 PM