Mister Alex
@awp.christies.org.uk
Weird but kinda alright once you get to know me.
@awpchristie on Twitter.
@awpchristie on Twitter.
Tomorrow Never Dies: "gotchu"
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Tomorrow Never Dies: "gotchu"
Did you hear that, Xan? Some cats sleep on soft furniture. I SAID, XANDER, SOME CATS SLEEP ON SOFT FURNI...oh forget it
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Did you hear that, Xan? Some cats sleep on soft furniture. I SAID, XANDER, SOME CATS SLEEP ON SOFT FURNI...oh forget it
Can't see it - did you end up with?
(Not to be too cloak and dagger, but it's my one email address that isn't yet riddled with spam so trying to avoid it getting scraped lol)
(Not to be too cloak and dagger, but it's my one email address that isn't yet riddled with spam so trying to avoid it getting scraped lol)
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Can't see it - did you end up with?
(Not to be too cloak and dagger, but it's my one email address that isn't yet riddled with spam so trying to avoid it getting scraped lol)
(Not to be too cloak and dagger, but it's my one email address that isn't yet riddled with spam so trying to avoid it getting scraped lol)
Right video at the right time... I was doing a very cerebral job and a huge amount of driving, and really wanted to be doing something practical with my hands.
Turns out sanding down antler, wood and steel was what I was missing 🥰
Turns out sanding down antler, wood and steel was what I was missing 🥰
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Right video at the right time... I was doing a very cerebral job and a huge amount of driving, and really wanted to be doing something practical with my hands.
Turns out sanding down antler, wood and steel was what I was missing 🥰
Turns out sanding down antler, wood and steel was what I was missing 🥰
(My wife would laugh at that because I offered to make her steak knives for our first anniversary gift and it literally took a decade to get around to it 😬)
But yes, I do handles for cutlery.
I've not got an online shop - it's somewhere on a long to-do list...!
But yes, I do handles for cutlery.
I've not got an online shop - it's somewhere on a long to-do list...!
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 PM
(My wife would laugh at that because I offered to make her steak knives for our first anniversary gift and it literally took a decade to get around to it 😬)
But yes, I do handles for cutlery.
I've not got an online shop - it's somewhere on a long to-do list...!
But yes, I do handles for cutlery.
I've not got an online shop - it's somewhere on a long to-do list...!
How many d'ya need? 😏
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 PM
How many d'ya need? 😏
Xander is also helping.
November 27, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Xander is also helping.
PUT THE ITEM WITH A 48% FAILURE RATE NO HIGHER THAN HALFWAY UP THE "ACCURATE" AXIS YOU COWARDS.
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
PUT THE ITEM WITH A 48% FAILURE RATE NO HIGHER THAN HALFWAY UP THE "ACCURATE" AXIS YOU COWARDS.
Rather puts my own impromptu snap this morning to shame.
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Rather puts my own impromptu snap this morning to shame.
Gosh. He's outdone himself with this one.
November 26, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Gosh. He's outdone himself with this one.
When I searched my camera roll for him there was also this fellow, who didn't quite have the vibe I was going for.
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
When I searched my camera roll for him there was also this fellow, who didn't quite have the vibe I was going for.
You have to call it the Handegg Finals 'coz when you search for SuperbOwl you just get reams and reams of this sort of thing
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
You have to call it the Handegg Finals 'coz when you search for SuperbOwl you just get reams and reams of this sort of thing
That's not a polar bear this is a polar bear:
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
That's not a polar bear this is a polar bear:
Do a vulgar roast, use forbidden words
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Do a vulgar roast, use forbidden words
It had its moments! 🥰🥰
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
It had its moments! 🥰🥰
POV: you are me, brutally depriving your pet of all warmth, affection and food.
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
POV: you are me, brutally depriving your pet of all warmth, affection and food.
Thought of you the other day when I was going through some old photos. Can't think what it was that prompted it...
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Thought of you the other day when I was going through some old photos. Can't think what it was that prompted it...
At the risk of sounding like I'm wearing tinfoil, cowcat is absolutely in a conspiracy with my wife to ensure I use the standing desk more 😤
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
At the risk of sounding like I'm wearing tinfoil, cowcat is absolutely in a conspiracy with my wife to ensure I use the standing desk more 😤
Would go nicely with the fruit and veg we had at lunch.
November 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Would go nicely with the fruit and veg we had at lunch.
Three for #SundayPixOffTheBeatenTrack - taking the prompt a bit literally; here are three from Tanzania, where animals are crossing the beaten track as they coexist with humans.
November 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Three for #SundayPixOffTheBeatenTrack - taking the prompt a bit literally; here are three from Tanzania, where animals are crossing the beaten track as they coexist with humans.
Excuse me tag the porn my child has just had to avert his eyes.
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Excuse me tag the porn my child has just had to avert his eyes.
When you're finally allowed into the kitchen and you can watch the noisy wet-sounding thing.
*Utterly transfixed*.
*Utterly transfixed*.
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
When you're finally allowed into the kitchen and you can watch the noisy wet-sounding thing.
*Utterly transfixed*.
*Utterly transfixed*.
The machines are being operated by zebras. How much slower does the process proceed?
November 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The machines are being operated by zebras. How much slower does the process proceed?