Mister Alex
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Weird but kinda alright once you get to know me.
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Mister Alex
@awp.christies.org.uk
· Apr 14
Dad has taken to sending the WhatsApp group he has with just me and brother in a photo from his daily morning walk each day.
It's rather lovely.
It's rather lovely.
Kiddo is having guitar lessons and I'm struggling to encourage her to practice regularly.
This evening I said I'd look at the chords they're learning at the minute with her, and one of the songs they're being taught is Rewind by Feeder.
This evening I said I'd look at the chords they're learning at the minute with her, and one of the songs they're being taught is Rewind by Feeder.
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Kiddo is having guitar lessons and I'm struggling to encourage her to practice regularly.
This evening I said I'd look at the chords they're learning at the minute with her, and one of the songs they're being taught is Rewind by Feeder.
This evening I said I'd look at the chords they're learning at the minute with her, and one of the songs they're being taught is Rewind by Feeder.
Did you hear that, Xan? Some cats sleep on soft furniture. I SAID, XANDER, SOME CATS SLEEP ON SOFT FURNI...oh forget it
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Did you hear that, Xan? Some cats sleep on soft furniture. I SAID, XANDER, SOME CATS SLEEP ON SOFT FURNI...oh forget it
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Let's try this again... Glad tidings we bring to you and your quim! We are fundraising this festive period. Earlier this year, the future looked bleak for the Vagina Museum. But we're still here, and there's many reasons for you to become a vital part of our future... www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Let's try this again... Glad tidings we bring to you and your quim! We are fundraising this festive period. Earlier this year, the future looked bleak for the Vagina Museum. But we're still here, and there's many reasons for you to become a vital part of our future... www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2
THREE OF THEM ARE BIRDS AND THEY'RE HAPPILY SITTING DOWN TO A ROAST 😬
This is a great. Can’t beat mascot action, all club loyalties get pushed to the side when they get to do fun stuff.
November 27, 2025 at 11:05 AM
THREE OF THEM ARE BIRDS AND THEY'RE HAPPILY SITTING DOWN TO A ROAST 😬
I was once visiting a house and the owner stopped on the doorstep and said "Oh are you okay with dogs by the way?" and I was like "sure I can get along with a dog" and the door was opened and we stepped into a sea of labradors.
these guys walked past again, i love them, so many golden retrievers, a HOARD of golden retrievers. like four but that's a lot of golden retrievers
two women walking a PLURALITY of golden retrievers and getting all the leads tangled up 😭 the dogs are just standing there wagging their tails and waiting patiently for things to be sorted out
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 AM
I was once visiting a house and the owner stopped on the doorstep and said "Oh are you okay with dogs by the way?" and I was like "sure I can get along with a dog" and the door was opened and we stepped into a sea of labradors.
Guess who forgot to remove the toy balls from the living room before going up to bed, and subsequently, is lying in bed listening to utter chaos unfolding beneath him?
Fuckssake.
Fuckssake.
November 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Guess who forgot to remove the toy balls from the living room before going up to bed, and subsequently, is lying in bed listening to utter chaos unfolding beneath him?
Fuckssake.
Fuckssake.
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Love that it's still exploring
November 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Love that it's still exploring
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The OBR says that the VAT charge on private schools has raised more money than expected because fewer pupils have gone into the state sector
Never believe the Tories and their media.
Never believe the Tories and their media.
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The OBR says that the VAT charge on private schools has raised more money than expected because fewer pupils have gone into the state sector
Never believe the Tories and their media.
Never believe the Tories and their media.
Whoever thought touch-sensitive controls on a cooker hob was a good idea clearly didn't have a cat.
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Whoever thought touch-sensitive controls on a cooker hob was a good idea clearly didn't have a cat.
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After the budget, the tradition of seeing how "The Market reacted to it", like The Market is a capricious & powerful volcano god being offered a fresh portion of sacrificed goat rather than a collection of overpaid coked-up dickheads gambling with other people's money.
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
After the budget, the tradition of seeing how "The Market reacted to it", like The Market is a capricious & powerful volcano god being offered a fresh portion of sacrificed goat rather than a collection of overpaid coked-up dickheads gambling with other people's money.
I love this for her!
Fingers crossed @catherinelucey.bsky.social gets to mouth "quiet piggy" at a similarly corrupt president as he begins a jail term one day.
Fingers crossed @catherinelucey.bsky.social gets to mouth "quiet piggy" at a similarly corrupt president as he begins a jail term one day.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I love this for her!
Fingers crossed @catherinelucey.bsky.social gets to mouth "quiet piggy" at a similarly corrupt president as he begins a jail term one day.
Fingers crossed @catherinelucey.bsky.social gets to mouth "quiet piggy" at a similarly corrupt president as he begins a jail term one day.
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OBR_Economic_and_fiscal_outlook_November_2025_FINAL_FINAL_V9_DONOTPUBLISH_EMBARGO_USETHISONE.pdf
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
OBR_Economic_and_fiscal_outlook_November_2025_FINAL_FINAL_V9_DONOTPUBLISH_EMBARGO_USETHISONE.pdf
Gosh. He's outdone himself with this one.
November 26, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Gosh. He's outdone himself with this one.
These are gorgeous.
New #sciart! Watercolor brains expressing different states of mind. Original paintings, not prints; one of each. artologica.etsy.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
These are gorgeous.
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Can people stop saying Linehan is psychotic or mentally ill? He's not, he's just an evil cunt, leave that ableism at the door ffs
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Can people stop saying Linehan is psychotic or mentally ill? He's not, he's just an evil cunt, leave that ableism at the door ffs
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Do a vulgar roast, use forbidden words
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Do a vulgar roast, use forbidden words
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The actual context of that quote:
"At school, categorically, on the record, you did not racially abuse fellow pupils?"
"I would never ever so it in a hurtful or insulting way."
So yes, yes he did. He just didn't think his 'jokes' were hurtful, & he remains ignorant of the harm his 'jokes' caused.
"At school, categorically, on the record, you did not racially abuse fellow pupils?"
"I would never ever so it in a hurtful or insulting way."
So yes, yes he did. He just didn't think his 'jokes' were hurtful, & he remains ignorant of the harm his 'jokes' caused.
“I would never ever do it in a hurtful or insulting way”
Nigel Farage responds to allegations of racist behaviour from when he was a teenager at school
@itvnewspolitics.bsky.social
Nigel Farage responds to allegations of racist behaviour from when he was a teenager at school
@itvnewspolitics.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The actual context of that quote:
"At school, categorically, on the record, you did not racially abuse fellow pupils?"
"I would never ever so it in a hurtful or insulting way."
So yes, yes he did. He just didn't think his 'jokes' were hurtful, & he remains ignorant of the harm his 'jokes' caused.
"At school, categorically, on the record, you did not racially abuse fellow pupils?"
"I would never ever so it in a hurtful or insulting way."
So yes, yes he did. He just didn't think his 'jokes' were hurtful, & he remains ignorant of the harm his 'jokes' caused.
My wife has come home and my cat is lying to her.
I know this because I can hear her in the kitchen: "What, not a single thing? All day? You poor hungry baby."
It is shameless, barefaced, deception.
I know this because I can hear her in the kitchen: "What, not a single thing? All day? You poor hungry baby."
It is shameless, barefaced, deception.
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
My wife has come home and my cat is lying to her.
I know this because I can hear her in the kitchen: "What, not a single thing? All day? You poor hungry baby."
It is shameless, barefaced, deception.
I know this because I can hear her in the kitchen: "What, not a single thing? All day? You poor hungry baby."
It is shameless, barefaced, deception.
At the risk of sounding like I'm wearing tinfoil, cowcat is absolutely in a conspiracy with my wife to ensure I use the standing desk more 😤
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
At the risk of sounding like I'm wearing tinfoil, cowcat is absolutely in a conspiracy with my wife to ensure I use the standing desk more 😤
To bargain with Death for the return of Tom you just need three small pieces of wood, a simple incantation, and 4cc of mouse bloo.. oh.
The new uncut Tom and Jerry box set reinstates the numerous cut scenes showing the grim ritual required to bring Tom’s mangled corpse back to life, in order to perform various household pest control chores for Mammy Two Shoes.
they hired me to make new Looney Tunes but I can’t figure out a way to bring Sylvester back from the dead
November 24, 2025 at 8:50 AM
To bargain with Death for the return of Tom you just need three small pieces of wood, a simple incantation, and 4cc of mouse bloo.. oh.
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David Cameron wants to use his platform to raise awareness of prostate cancer. If only he’d had a fucking big platform a few years ago, and the ability to influence funding.
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 AM
David Cameron wants to use his platform to raise awareness of prostate cancer. If only he’d had a fucking big platform a few years ago, and the ability to influence funding.
Good morning to everyone but especially to this perfectly-cooked baguette.
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Good morning to everyone but especially to this perfectly-cooked baguette.
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November 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM