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Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · Aug 21

As a break from *gestures at it all*, I'm going to rate constellations of the zodiac.

First up: Aries.

Do fuck off. That's a line, mate. You can't just show me an obtuse angle, make bleating noises and expect me to see a sheep. You must think my head buttons up the back

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Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 6m

In my headcanon her next date was with a guy who wore a woolly suit, and they got wooly married and have several wooly children in their woolly house

Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 32m

Arms folded like a stroppy toddler

Jill Weinberger @jillybobww.bsky.social · 1h

Keira Knightley cares so little about trans people that she couldn't even be bothered to prep an answer about working w/ Rowling & just seemed very angry to be asked. And no, I don't believe that she didn't know. Come on. www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/co...

From the Fauxmoi community on Reddit: The video of her response to this was so much worse than the transcript

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Harrgggh-time orange 🍊💀 @sirhiss.bsky.social · 57m

Kiera Shitely

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Jayesh @jazzleberrywhy.bsky.social · 46m

This is still funny

Terry @telthetrekkie.bsky.social · Jul 26

Terry at a karaoke, holding a microphone with the lyrics of WAP being displayed in the background

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Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 10h

Only metaphorically

Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 10h

mate he's not going to shag you

shanerosser.bsky.social @shanerosser.bsky.social · 16h

Gaza peace plan 'not possible' without Trump, says Starmer

Sir Keir Starmer is updating the House of Commons on the ceasefire in the Middle East.

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Dr Toboggan's Ungodly Homunculus @aylwin.bsky.social · 11h

Love to see artists who I once respected getting excited about AI, doesnt add to my spiralling alienation at all.

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Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 11h

Say your education was funded by slavery without saying your education was funded by slavery

Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 13h

The woke left will say it is illegal to make a British citizen stateless. I will point at literally any 70s public information film

Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 13h

Wait that's actually a good idea. It should apply to British citizens too obv

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Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 13h

Yep

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Pesky Spookter @peskysplinter.bsky.social · 14h

These ITV gameshows are getting more and more desperate

JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 14h

Celebrity Ejaculation Yura Hazuki

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Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 14h

BREAKING: Shabana Mahmood announces that immigrants will have to correctly rewire a 1363 plug before being allowed entry to the UK

Sylvia @sylvia-suffragette.bsky.social · 14h

BREAKING: Shabana Mahmood announces that immigrants will have to join the PG Woodhouse Society before being allowed entry to the UK

Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 16h

BREAKING: Shabana Mahmood announces that immigrants will have to recite Beowulf in its entirety in Old English, without notes, before being allowed entry to the U.K.

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Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 14h

It depends a lot on the heat tbh.

Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 14h

Bit of both

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Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 14h

Nobody cares about Yankistan, go away

Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 14h

It's like the discovery of the Epstein drive in The Expanse 🥹 Accidentally stumbling on a power you survive just long enough to realise will change the world

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L @gits.bsky.social · 15h

my advice is lie to the pharmacist or health worker. it won't always work but it can do. say you're working in a health care capacity with vulnerable people. from anecdotal and friends' experience they're more likely to do it if they think business is involved rather than it being personal reasons

robfay.bsky.social @robfay.bsky.social · 15h

UK limits on who can get NHS-provided covid vaccines are really strict now; you have to be over 75, or immunocompromised (from a condition/treatment on a list), or be in a care home. It doesn't include those people's carers. Meanwhile, studies continue to show the effectiveness of the vaccine. 1/3

elia ayoub 🌱 @ayoub.bsky.social · 20h

(UK) “It’s really bad, I won’t lie to you” is what the pharmacist told me as she had to deny me the covid vaccine. I got the flu one, no problem. A 74 year old got denied bcs he isn’t 75, so he said he’ll do it next year bcs he cannot afford to pay for private. It’s really bad. 1/4

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Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 15h

Lxds new yankbait just dropped

Th'Omen @mrmoth.bsky.social · 21h

THE TRUTH ABOUT THE GREEN PARTY'S BOOMING MEMBERSHIP

lots of people are joining the Green Party

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Th'Omen @mrmoth.bsky.social · 15h

Important notice, please read before interacting with this post

Edit of All Computers must shut up meme changed to All Seppos and Burgerlanders must shut the hell up. To all americans you do not speak unless spoken to. And I will never speak to you. I don't want to hear Thank you from a Yank, I am a divine being. You are a Murican you have no right to speak in my holy tongue.

There are 3 no signs of a US flag, a cowboy, and steryotypical American tourists.

Credit: @peskysplinter.bsky.social

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Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 16h

Had to do woodworking today, gross

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Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 19h

Reposted so more people can learn U=U

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Jason Reid @jasonreiduk.bsky.social · 19h

✅ 6 month HIV check up done!

✅ Viral load remains undetectable, which means HIV cannot be sexually transmitted to others while on effective antiretroviral treatment. In short, undetectable equals untransmittable (U=U).

💊 One pill a day keeps me rocking and rolling.

💪 Onwards!

#HIVAdvocacy

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Binfire Era @binfire.bsky.social · 19h

steady on mate

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shtum entity victim #BringBackLink @rifka.bsky.social · 20h

IM ALLOWED TO CALL YOU A BITCHWHORE, MISSY. YOU SAID IT YOUR SELF

John Tuscany @clownpilled.bsky.social · 20h

Straight men are sluts too. Welcome to 2025. Lots of girls here proudly call themselves sluts so take your pearl clutching elsewhere snowflake.

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