Russell Garner
rgarner.bsky.social
Russell Garner
@rgarner.bsky.social
Likes cats, Ruby, bicycles, drums, synths, flippancy, unions.

Audi alteram partem.

Leeds, UK

Founder at @jointogether.online
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Have you noticed that these days when time travellers grab you by the shoulders and ask what year it is, when you reply "2024" they no longer say "Thank God. I'm not too late"?
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Not really a comment on this story, but I think we should try to make it easier and more normalised to downsize in your 60s.

If left too late, moving house can be incredibly disorientating - and you don’t tend to know it’s too late until it is
Her *6* bedroomed house in North Kensington. 6!
November 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I am given to understand horses and ponies grow moustaches for winter who knew anyway here's Polly's
November 29, 2025 at 10:05 AM
They've left to go riding, and the cats have come to sit on me and I've got a secondhand Cosmotronic Delta-V arriving at 11.30 today's going to be ok
November 29, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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So, my home town is having a meltdown on social media because a 50 year old brick and concrete bus shelter is being taken down to make way for a modern replacement.

Facebook posts commenced. Several a day on the Community pages.

An online petition was started.

And now... This.
November 28, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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“I was just following otters.”
really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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In The Spotlight - Baker Street

The dramatic lighting & architecture at Baker St station naturally encourages commuters to wait in the spotlight. I always think it looks like people are ready to perform on stage.

So I asked dancer Viola to pose under the lights, ready to dance.
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Country Music Association Awards? I'm afraid I have an appointment to have my toenails striated #totp
November 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer I gave some moments ago #totp
Ah I love this Michael Jackson song #totp
November 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
STICK IT UP YOUR RESPECTIVE ARSES ROBSON AND JEROME #totp
November 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Ah I love this Michael Jackson song #totp
November 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I went to that Gary Barlow book signing in Leeds in 2007 or so. I got up to the front and asked him how he was, he said "I'm tired, in Leeds today, but Bristol yesterday, or was it Cork?" I said "NEVER. Forget where you're coming from." #totp
November 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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“He came from Greece, he had a thirst for Norwich” #totp
November 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Piss off U2 #totp
November 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Cannot stand it when actors get chart hits by dint of them being actors when any amount of jobbing musos get nothing. I resented this song then and I resent it now #totp
November 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Tax doesn't have to be taxing #totp
November 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Jack and Björk have real chemistry here. Unfortunately it's sulphuric acid on sugar #totp
November 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
deadmau5 finally removes his helmet #totp
November 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
"Don't love me for fun, girl. Because it won't be." #totp
November 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
You're asking me to believe these lads are playing a fully quantized 140bpm sequence live #totp
November 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Good god this is one of those songs that just stands head and shoulders above everything else played all night so far #totp

(let me rock you that's all I wanna do)
November 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
His name is Michael Barratt, he is Welsh, and the youngest of 11 children. He was also a communist #totp
November 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
"Depeshay Mode" nice one Peely #totp
November 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
MATT BIANCO ARE A BUNCH OF WANKERS #totp
November 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I laboured under the misapprehension that Billy Ocean was a US act for decades. Only found out he lived in Romford sometime last year #totp
November 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I keep muting #totp to listen to wild synthesiser demos and every time I unmute it it's trash like Another Level and then I forget I've muted it
November 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM