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I'm running the Valencia marathon in 6 weeks and i've decided to use the occasion to help boost the trans healthcare fundraisers of legends @deeboom.bsky.social and @sapphicalui.bsky.social

Any amount of money and any shares massively appreciated 🙏🖤❤️ Ty Ty
gofund.me/24190224a
Donate to Running a Marathon for Robyn and Dee's Trans Healthcare, organized by Sophie Cee
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my nbife is stoned and has been talking to mr about the plumbing business from TOWIE for 10 minutes solid.
November 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
E) Death of a party
F) The party's crashing us
G) Party fears two
lol or indeed lmao
November 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I'm at the hospital where they make you bisexual
November 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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starting a very important list on backloggd
November 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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“What a sad little life, Jane.”
November 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
who's your favourite member of idlewild? mine's bob
November 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Incredibly funny how much political discussion is driven by the four things at the bottom while everyone else is getting cooked on Facebook looking at pictures of AI Eminem opening nursing homes for crying veterans
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
How are those people not kicking it as hard as they can? I would be ordering my shopping to the top of a multistory car park and then yeeting it off the top.
Just as you thought food delivery companies couldn't inflict any more misery on society:

Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
November 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Lol jesus, Liselotte, chill out
November 28, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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Reading letters from the Princess Liselotte of Palantine, the German sister-in-law of Louis XIV, and it's wild because she had this super informal writing style that almost sounds like modern texts

Like at one point she goes "wish to god my son didn't love holding chunks of bread like a peasant"
November 28, 2025 at 11:16 AM
that's one more faction than Dune 2 on the PC, but still manages to be a much less fun game.
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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showed some youthful joie de vivre by jumping up and touching the high office ceiling, but was immediately reminded of my actual biological age when a little bit of wee came out upon landing
November 28, 2025 at 9:48 AM
if you can imagine a trolley, you're part of the problem. friends don't let friends imagine trolleys.
November 28, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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"I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people."
Hero modder who started the Thomas the Tank Engine meme with Skyrim thumbs his nose at 'legal threats' and 'black vans with the Mattel logo' by modding Thomas into Morrowind: 'I have issues with autho...
Choo choo!
www.pcgamer.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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thinking of this classic tweet on thanksgiving day
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
there's a tape in the house that trish from broadcast gave to my nbife. it's great, and yet we have no idea what half the songs are as she purposely didn't provide a track listing and most of the songs are unshazamable. i'm sure she would find that very funny.
November 28, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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March 1, 2025 at 7:32 AM
blocked! by the prominent trans legal journalist. have fun with whatever is happening in your brain babe.
November 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
hello. you should not be on there, should you? your current facial expression suggests you already know this.
November 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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“Oh, come on… what is thaaaat?? what the fuck is that?!” *crash zoom & violin sting to NAFO dog avatar* “you dopey twat! you’re spending more on JPEG’s than you have followers! No wonder we’re fucking sinking!!”
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
using midwinter to face swap myself onto charlie kirk's exploding body, just to feel something.
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
i've put the bin out. what have you ever done with your life?
November 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
realised that i've been hearing various conspiracy theories for at least fifteen years at this point - from chemtrails, to the pope storing his gold on the moon, to the chinese doing covid on purpose - and it almosst always comes from men and those men were always absolute dangers.
November 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM