Ariadne Griffin
@ariadnereviews.bsky.social
I write recaps and reviews about British reality TV over at https://ariadnereviews.com/
Great D&D session: part-time holy bricklayers, a ferret-shaped handyman, a demon races a worm and waterboarding a letter until it confesses
November 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Great D&D session: part-time holy bricklayers, a ferret-shaped handyman, a demon races a worm and waterboarding a letter until it confesses
I recapped the start of this week's #CelebrityMasterChef Heat: ariadnereviews.com/2025/11/27/c... the least cube-friendly foodstuff, cheese envy, the MasterChef Open Bar and mostly I just want to talk about the pan-fried milk. #MasterChefUK
Celebrity MasterChef 2025, Episode 4: Abstracted Fish Milk
You… can say that, I guess. Do you pan-fry milk here often?
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November 27, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I recapped the start of this week's #CelebrityMasterChef Heat: ariadnereviews.com/2025/11/27/c... the least cube-friendly foodstuff, cheese envy, the MasterChef Open Bar and mostly I just want to talk about the pan-fried milk. #MasterChefUK
Obsessed with the new MasterChef Era of just having terrible ADR. #MasterChefUK #CelebrityMasterChef
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Obsessed with the new MasterChef Era of just having terrible ADR. #MasterChefUK #CelebrityMasterChef
I recapped Game of Wool's first (only?) attempt at Kid's Week: ariadnereviews.com/2025/11/26/g... plush toy puritanism, a ponderous crotch, quickdraw speedos and they're just very angular tentacles don't worry about it. #GameOfWool
Game of Wool 2025, Episode 4: Sir Tiberius Hobbleskirt
Oh for for foot’s sake. Hold on to your buttons, it’s going to be a bumpy ride.
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November 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I recapped Game of Wool's first (only?) attempt at Kid's Week: ariadnereviews.com/2025/11/26/g... plush toy puritanism, a ponderous crotch, quickdraw speedos and they're just very angular tentacles don't worry about it. #GameOfWool
a band I like have released a song with the lyric:
"I like that dress on you, let's turn it into a 2 for 1"
and apparently I'm not meant to interpret that as him wanting to wear her dress?
"I like that dress on you, let's turn it into a 2 for 1"
and apparently I'm not meant to interpret that as him wanting to wear her dress?
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 PM
a band I like have released a song with the lyric:
"I like that dress on you, let's turn it into a 2 for 1"
and apparently I'm not meant to interpret that as him wanting to wear her dress?
"I like that dress on you, let's turn it into a 2 for 1"
and apparently I'm not meant to interpret that as him wanting to wear her dress?
oh my God, they've Ariana Venti'd the budget
November 26, 2025 at 12:20 PM
oh my God, they've Ariana Venti'd the budget
I just know she did not get paid enough money for this photoshoot.
“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”
November 26, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I just know she did not get paid enough money for this photoshoot.
I didn't know we measured McDonald's by the sack????
he believes what now
November 26, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I didn't know we measured McDonald's by the sack????
The people who write these articles laughed at your Facebook mum for thinking Talking Angela was a guy trying to seduce your kids.
November 26, 2025 at 9:36 AM
The people who write these articles laughed at your Facebook mum for thinking Talking Angela was a guy trying to seduce your kids.
the Blackpool Week recap is up: ariadnereviews.com/2025/11/26/s... The reading of La Voix's Will, a question of ballroom legalities, Strictly Come True Crime and Who Shot Karen Carney? #scd #strictly
Strictly 2025, Blackpool Week: The Glittery Contingency Plan
I pull the same face whenever I see a scone. When will we be visited by the Ghosts of Strictly Future?
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November 26, 2025 at 7:32 AM
the Blackpool Week recap is up: ariadnereviews.com/2025/11/26/s... The reading of La Voix's Will, a question of ballroom legalities, Strictly Come True Crime and Who Shot Karen Carney? #scd #strictly
"Hot Mince" is my new band name. #MasterChefUK #CelebrityMasterChef
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
"Hot Mince" is my new band name. #MasterChefUK #CelebrityMasterChef
Obsessed with them picking and choosing when to accept an answer in this Mystery Cube Round. #MasterChefUK #CelebrityMasterChef
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Obsessed with them picking and choosing when to accept an answer in this Mystery Cube Round. #MasterChefUK #CelebrityMasterChef
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I need more people to find the sex scene in Wicked 2 absolutely hilarious
November 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I need more people to find the sex scene in Wicked 2 absolutely hilarious
I'm in the cinema lobby and playing a fun game of spot the people waiting for a date that they're not 100% is going to show up
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I'm in the cinema lobby and playing a fun game of spot the people waiting for a date that they're not 100% is going to show up
Going to things purely to show off my nails. Friends fear they are my entire personality
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Going to things purely to show off my nails. Friends fear they are my entire personality
Strictly watching this and ordering 5 gallons of hissing cockroaches.
#RatingsChat In 0-7 day viewing, the launch episode of I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! got a *92.8% share* of the 16-24-year-old audience.
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Strictly watching this and ordering 5 gallons of hissing cockroaches.
Reposted by Ariadne Griffin
November 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
a second spare Wicked 2: Hypercube ticket has fallen into my grubby little fingers.
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
a second spare Wicked 2: Hypercube ticket has fallen into my grubby little fingers.
being a fan of alternative metal is an annual spinning of the gun barrel to see who releases the absolute dirt worst metal cover of a christmas song.
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
being a fan of alternative metal is an annual spinning of the gun barrel to see who releases the absolute dirt worst metal cover of a christmas song.
THEY'VE RELEASED DIPTI FROM HER ETERNAL TORMENT! #GameOfWool
November 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
THEY'VE RELEASED DIPTI FROM HER ETERNAL TORMENT! #GameOfWool
unable to focus on anything other than Baby's First Nazi Gimp Pirate #GameOfWool
November 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
unable to focus on anything other than Baby's First Nazi Gimp Pirate #GameOfWool
Dipti saying this out loud for the first time and realising she's making a knitted strippable mermaid for a 5 year old. #GameOfWool <3
November 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Dipti saying this out loud for the first time and realising she's making a knitted strippable mermaid for a 5 year old. #GameOfWool <3