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Dirty Dancing to The Muppet Show theme tune
YouTube video by Pandamoanimum
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A thread of silly videos I've made (most of which are over a minute long, so have to be posted via YouTube links)
The final dance in Dirty Dancing, but they’re dancing to The Muppet Show theme tune.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9v6...
The final dance in Dirty Dancing, but they’re dancing to The Muppet Show theme tune.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9v6...
Reposted by Amanda
Going to tell my grandkids that these were the kids in Stranger Things by the time Season 5 finally aired.
August 22, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Going to tell my grandkids that these were the kids in Stranger Things by the time Season 5 finally aired.
The full name for Thanksgiving is actually TomHanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 10:11 AM
The full name for Thanksgiving is actually TomHanksgiving.
“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”
November 26, 2025 at 11:01 AM
“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”
It’s funny how my 20 and 22 year old children, rightfully, want me to treat them like adults but both still fully expect me to buy them a chocolate advent calendar each.
November 26, 2025 at 9:36 AM
It’s funny how my 20 and 22 year old children, rightfully, want me to treat them like adults but both still fully expect me to buy them a chocolate advent calendar each.
My nemesis in cardigan wearing weather.
November 25, 2025 at 10:49 AM
My nemesis in cardigan wearing weather.
Tell me you’re a woman who is nearly 50 without telling me you’re a woman who is nearly 50.
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Tell me you’re a woman who is nearly 50 without telling me you’re a woman who is nearly 50.
You: I’m combining breakfast and lunch. Brunch.
Me: I’m combining wine and dinner. Winner.
Me: I’m combining wine and dinner. Winner.
November 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
You: I’m combining breakfast and lunch. Brunch.
Me: I’m combining wine and dinner. Winner.
Me: I’m combining wine and dinner. Winner.
I wonder if Chris Rea has set off yet.
November 21, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I wonder if Chris Rea has set off yet.
[God handing out average lifespans to animals]
Angel: Giant tortoises?
God: Over 100 years!
Angel: Crocodiles?
God: 70-ish sounds good.
Angel: Chimps?
God: Give ‘em 30 years!
Angel: And dogs? Those loving, loyal and devoted companions of humans?
God: Hmm. Yeah, mid teens. If they’re lucky.
Angel: Giant tortoises?
God: Over 100 years!
Angel: Crocodiles?
God: 70-ish sounds good.
Angel: Chimps?
God: Give ‘em 30 years!
Angel: And dogs? Those loving, loyal and devoted companions of humans?
God: Hmm. Yeah, mid teens. If they’re lucky.
November 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
[God handing out average lifespans to animals]
Angel: Giant tortoises?
God: Over 100 years!
Angel: Crocodiles?
God: 70-ish sounds good.
Angel: Chimps?
God: Give ‘em 30 years!
Angel: And dogs? Those loving, loyal and devoted companions of humans?
God: Hmm. Yeah, mid teens. If they’re lucky.
Angel: Giant tortoises?
God: Over 100 years!
Angel: Crocodiles?
God: 70-ish sounds good.
Angel: Chimps?
God: Give ‘em 30 years!
Angel: And dogs? Those loving, loyal and devoted companions of humans?
God: Hmm. Yeah, mid teens. If they’re lucky.
Looks like yet ANOTHER year that Olly Murs has wasted the opportunity to release a Christmas album called Gold, Frankincense and Murs.
November 14, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Looks like yet ANOTHER year that Olly Murs has wasted the opportunity to release a Christmas album called Gold, Frankincense and Murs.
Show me a dog owner who says they don’t have a special voice that they use when talking to their dog and I’ll show you a liar.
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Show me a dog owner who says they don’t have a special voice that they use when talking to their dog and I’ll show you a liar.
To the people letting off the fireworks that are terrifying my dog, I wish you a lifetime of having to wash up bowls that have had Weetabix in them but haven’t been put into soak.
November 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
To the people letting off the fireworks that are terrifying my dog, I wish you a lifetime of having to wash up bowls that have had Weetabix in them but haven’t been put into soak.
I love that little rhyme about today’s date.
“Remember, remember it’s only the 5th of November, so stop banging on about fucking Christmas.”
Pretty sure that’s how it goes anyway.
“Remember, remember it’s only the 5th of November, so stop banging on about fucking Christmas.”
Pretty sure that’s how it goes anyway.
November 5, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I love that little rhyme about today’s date.
“Remember, remember it’s only the 5th of November, so stop banging on about fucking Christmas.”
Pretty sure that’s how it goes anyway.
“Remember, remember it’s only the 5th of November, so stop banging on about fucking Christmas.”
Pretty sure that’s how it goes anyway.
Annual reminder.
If Christmas decorations were meant to go up in November then surely they'd be called novorations.
If Christmas decorations were meant to go up in November then surely they'd be called novorations.
November 4, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Annual reminder.
If Christmas decorations were meant to go up in November then surely they'd be called novorations.
If Christmas decorations were meant to go up in November then surely they'd be called novorations.
Everyone who thinks that because Halloween is now over it means that we can start celebrating Christmas can fuck right off.
November 1, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Everyone who thinks that because Halloween is now over it means that we can start celebrating Christmas can fuck right off.
Reposted by Amanda
Want to feel old? This is what the vampires from Buffy the Vampire Slayer look like now.
December 15, 2024 at 2:02 PM
Want to feel old? This is what the vampires from Buffy the Vampire Slayer look like now.
I’ll be spending Halloween night sitting in the dark and ignoring the doorbell, hoping whoever is outside just goes away and leaves me alone. Just as I do every other night of the year.
October 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I’ll be spending Halloween night sitting in the dark and ignoring the doorbell, hoping whoever is outside just goes away and leaves me alone. Just as I do every other night of the year.
It’s that time of year again when I remember that most kids these days will never know the indignity of having to wear a Halloween costume that their mum made them out of a black plastic bin bag.
October 31, 2025 at 12:27 PM
It’s that time of year again when I remember that most kids these days will never know the indignity of having to wear a Halloween costume that their mum made them out of a black plastic bin bag.
Reposted by Amanda
For my scary Halloween costume this year I’m going to dress up as a person who phones someone to respond to a text message.
October 29, 2025 at 9:54 AM
For my scary Halloween costume this year I’m going to dress up as a person who phones someone to respond to a text message.
Dressing up as a vampire for Halloween this year. Here's a selfie of my costume.
October 31, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Dressing up as a vampire for Halloween this year. Here's a selfie of my costume.
Reposted by Amanda
Postman Pat - The horror version.
YouTube video by Pandamoanimum
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December 6, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Still love the two reviews that were left for this Halloween doll on the Asda website.
October 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Still love the two reviews that were left for this Halloween doll on the Asda website.
For my scary Halloween costume this year I’m going to dress up as a person who phones someone to respond to a text message.
October 29, 2025 at 9:54 AM
For my scary Halloween costume this year I’m going to dress up as a person who phones someone to respond to a text message.
The best thing about Halloween approaching is being able to pass off the cobwebs in my house as spooky decorations.
October 28, 2025 at 10:50 AM
The best thing about Halloween approaching is being able to pass off the cobwebs in my house as spooky decorations.
Just saw a video on Instagram where a young influencer woman was showing her bedroom and pointed out all the ‘cute vintage trinkets from the late 1900s’ she’d used to decorate it.
I then realised she was talking about things from the 90s and now need to lie down in a dark room for a little while.
I then realised she was talking about things from the 90s and now need to lie down in a dark room for a little while.
October 27, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Just saw a video on Instagram where a young influencer woman was showing her bedroom and pointed out all the ‘cute vintage trinkets from the late 1900s’ she’d used to decorate it.
I then realised she was talking about things from the 90s and now need to lie down in a dark room for a little while.
I then realised she was talking about things from the 90s and now need to lie down in a dark room for a little while.