Elisabeth Hobbes author
@elisabethhobbes.co.uk
Writes Romantic Historicals as Elisabeth Hobbes & historical romantasy with the J. Teaches KS1. Powered by Tea. Autistic. An abomination unto Nuggan. She/her
Books available here
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https://elisabethhobbes.co.uk/
Books available here
viewauthor.at/ElisabethHobbes
https://elisabethhobbes.co.uk/
Firstborn continues to fall into my traps.
November 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Firstborn continues to fall into my traps.
I’m getting a cold. Over the course of the evening I’ve felt my throat getting sore in real time. 😭
November 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I’m getting a cold. Over the course of the evening I’ve felt my throat getting sore in real time. 😭
In honour of Tom Stoppard, my favourite clip from the absolute genius that is Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead.
youtu.be/7C6LjfE5FTA?... #TomStoppard #GaryOldman
youtu.be/7C6LjfE5FTA?... #TomStoppard #GaryOldman
Newton's Cradle - Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead
YouTube video by chiswickscience
youtu.be
November 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
In honour of Tom Stoppard, my favourite clip from the absolute genius that is Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead.
youtu.be/7C6LjfE5FTA?... #TomStoppard #GaryOldman
youtu.be/7C6LjfE5FTA?... #TomStoppard #GaryOldman
Henry (1966 Beetle)
Richard- purple Ford Ka
Idris- Fiat Abarth
Soupy Dave - Citroen Berlingo
Stripy Morten- Saab 900
Richard- purple Ford Ka
Idris- Fiat Abarth
Soupy Dave - Citroen Berlingo
Stripy Morten- Saab 900
5 cars we’ve owned…
‘66 VW1300 - first car
Ford Puma - first new car
Citroen Berlingo - ‘Soupy Dave’ the wonder camping car
Toyota GT86 - Midlife crisis car
Mercedes 230TE - current 39 year old car that always works when the newer ones don’t
‘66 VW1300 - first car
Ford Puma - first new car
Citroen Berlingo - ‘Soupy Dave’ the wonder camping car
Toyota GT86 - Midlife crisis car
Mercedes 230TE - current 39 year old car that always works when the newer ones don’t
5 cars I’ve owned
Nissan Juke - current car, adequate;
BMW 1 Series - superb fun, money pit;
>Miss a couple
Ford Focus - great car, lost in a divorce
>Skip some
Rover 200 - absolute shit, a curse of a car, no wonder the British car industry died;
Renault 5 Campus - first car, absolutely adored it
Nissan Juke - current car, adequate;
BMW 1 Series - superb fun, money pit;
>Miss a couple
Ford Focus - great car, lost in a divorce
>Skip some
Rover 200 - absolute shit, a curse of a car, no wonder the British car industry died;
Renault 5 Campus - first car, absolutely adored it
November 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Henry (1966 Beetle)
Richard- purple Ford Ka
Idris- Fiat Abarth
Soupy Dave - Citroen Berlingo
Stripy Morten- Saab 900
Richard- purple Ford Ka
Idris- Fiat Abarth
Soupy Dave - Citroen Berlingo
Stripy Morten- Saab 900
Staff night out last night. An Elvis tribute who completely exceeded expectations. Plus I got to wear my £5 charity shop bargain dress. #elvis #nightout #fridaynihht
November 29, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Staff night out last night. An Elvis tribute who completely exceeded expectations. Plus I got to wear my £5 charity shop bargain dress. #elvis #nightout #fridaynihht
This time of year is crazy for teachers because we’re either marking stacks of assessments or making the set for the Christmas play. #teachers
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
This time of year is crazy for teachers because we’re either marking stacks of assessments or making the set for the Christmas play. #teachers
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... my eldest made the news!
www.bbc.co.uk
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... my eldest made the news!
David Cameron wants to use his platform to raise awareness of prostate cancer. If only he’d had a fucking big platform a few years ago, and the ability to influence funding.
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 AM
David Cameron wants to use his platform to raise awareness of prostate cancer. If only he’d had a fucking big platform a few years ago, and the ability to influence funding.
Moose is one of the funniest people around. We have one of his drawings (Tristram Venn). Check him out.
I genuinely hate having to plug my work on here. I would rather post my cartoons and drawings without a link to my website, but unfortunately social media is an important element of our business, so I have to do it. I do appreciate the reposts and thank you for the support since I came to Bluesky.
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Moose is one of the funniest people around. We have one of his drawings (Tristram Venn). Check him out.
Pope-ular!
You’re gonna be pope-ular!
You’re gonna be pope-ular!
November 23, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Pope-ular!
You’re gonna be pope-ular!
You’re gonna be pope-ular!
Sometimes you write a book that you think (hope) people will love, then it doesn’t sell. This is mine. Maybe it’s just to niche, but if you like the sound of it, give it a try. Or buy it for the musicals loving autistic person in your life. mybook.to/MyFairLord #books #musicals #genderswap
November 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Sometimes you write a book that you think (hope) people will love, then it doesn’t sell. This is mine. Maybe it’s just to niche, but if you like the sound of it, give it a try. Or buy it for the musicals loving autistic person in your life. mybook.to/MyFairLord #books #musicals #genderswap
Teen 1 is coming home for a fleeting visit so I need to tidy the house.
I also need to shop.
I want to write (I need to check a ms for my editor).
I might reward myself by watching Peter Pan Goes Wrong on iPlayer this evening.
#saturdaymood #weekend
I also need to shop.
I want to write (I need to check a ms for my editor).
I might reward myself by watching Peter Pan Goes Wrong on iPlayer this evening.
#saturdaymood #weekend
November 22, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Teen 1 is coming home for a fleeting visit so I need to tidy the house.
I also need to shop.
I want to write (I need to check a ms for my editor).
I might reward myself by watching Peter Pan Goes Wrong on iPlayer this evening.
#saturdaymood #weekend
I also need to shop.
I want to write (I need to check a ms for my editor).
I might reward myself by watching Peter Pan Goes Wrong on iPlayer this evening.
#saturdaymood #weekend
Reposted by Elisabeth Hobbes author
I found a weird little door in this apartment today, and when I went through it, I was seeing through Trump's eyes in the Oval Office. Anyway, I met Zohran
November 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I found a weird little door in this apartment today, and when I went through it, I was seeing through Trump's eyes in the Oval Office. Anyway, I met Zohran
My class got their cube harvest today so we all wore pjs/oodies, cuddled soft toys and watched Kiki’s Delivery Service. One of the reasons I love teaching. 🥰 #teaching #schools #studioghibli
November 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
My class got their cube harvest today so we all wore pjs/oodies, cuddled soft toys and watched Kiki’s Delivery Service. One of the reasons I love teaching. 🥰 #teaching #schools #studioghibli
This evening I walked the dogs (in the rain), made dinner, batch made soup, hung washing out and put other washing away, and did some writing. I have no idea how I’ve been so productive but I hope it lasts! #tuesdaymood
November 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
This evening I walked the dogs (in the rain), made dinner, batch made soup, hung washing out and put other washing away, and did some writing. I have no idea how I’ve been so productive but I hope it lasts! #tuesdaymood
My cake is a bad cake. Should have taken 50-60 minutes in the air fryer. Was in for about 90 and still raw. 😫
I write better books than I bake cakes. Promise.
#cooking #baking #absoluteshitshow #authors
I write better books than I bake cakes. Promise.
#cooking #baking #absoluteshitshow #authors
November 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
My cake is a bad cake. Should have taken 50-60 minutes in the air fryer. Was in for about 90 and still raw. 😫
I write better books than I bake cakes. Promise.
#cooking #baking #absoluteshitshow #authors
I write better books than I bake cakes. Promise.
#cooking #baking #absoluteshitshow #authors
Mashed potato is the most triggering thing to cook. I must have washed my hands every 30 seconds. 😫 #food #cooking #sensoryissues
November 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Mashed potato is the most triggering thing to cook. I must have washed my hands every 30 seconds. 😫 #food #cooking #sensoryissues
November 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Get to know your mutuals. 10 random things I like in no particular order.
1. Reading.
2. Tea
3. Maltesers.
4. Dogs.
5. Spa days.
6. Studio Ghibli.
7. Dogs.
8. Cats.
9. Thai green curry.
10. Art galleries.
1. Reading.
2. Tea
3. Maltesers.
4. Dogs.
5. Spa days.
6. Studio Ghibli.
7. Dogs.
8. Cats.
9. Thai green curry.
10. Art galleries.
Get to know your mutuals. 10 random things I like in no particular order.
1. Riding motorbikes.
2. Whiskey
3. Sugar. Anything with sugar in I fucking live it.
4. Pub with friends.
5. Being creative.
6. Other people’s creations.
7. Babies.
8. Soak in the bath.
9. Did I mention the sugar?
10. Lists.
1. Riding motorbikes.
2. Whiskey
3. Sugar. Anything with sugar in I fucking live it.
4. Pub with friends.
5. Being creative.
6. Other people’s creations.
7. Babies.
8. Soak in the bath.
9. Did I mention the sugar?
10. Lists.
Get to know your mutuals. List ten random things you like:
1. Watching the sea/waterfalls/rivers
2. Vista
3. Browsing for books
4. Log fires
5. Vinyl on a turntable
6. Being little spoon
7. Fresh Flowers
8. Thunder Storms
9. Learning
10. Hygge
1. Watching the sea/waterfalls/rivers
2. Vista
3. Browsing for books
4. Log fires
5. Vinyl on a turntable
6. Being little spoon
7. Fresh Flowers
8. Thunder Storms
9. Learning
10. Hygge
November 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Get to know your mutuals. 10 random things I like in no particular order.
1. Reading.
2. Tea
3. Maltesers.
4. Dogs.
5. Spa days.
6. Studio Ghibli.
7. Dogs.
8. Cats.
9. Thai green curry.
10. Art galleries.
1. Reading.
2. Tea
3. Maltesers.
4. Dogs.
5. Spa days.
6. Studio Ghibli.
7. Dogs.
8. Cats.
9. Thai green curry.
10. Art galleries.
Roe a reer, a remale reer.
November 15, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Roe a reer, a remale reer.
It is scarily wet and windy so my dog refuses to go for a wee in the back garden unless I turned on the outside light and went with her. 🥶 #dogs
November 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
It is scarily wet and windy so my dog refuses to go for a wee in the back garden unless I turned on the outside light and went with her. 🥶 #dogs