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SinisterTurnip

@sinisterbulb.bsky.social

870 followers 910 following 20K posts

Northerner. Husband. Dad. Pillock. Not a real lightbulb. Or a turnip. Not that sinister. But I do stay largely anonymous on here to keep it separate from real life. Ally to anyone who would like it. Significant irritant of @ElisabethHobbes.co.uk.

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SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 6h

No - I was just ‘forgetting about you’ ;-)

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SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 6h

Who dis?

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SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 6h

They seem nice.

SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 6h

I like to think he could

SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 6h

I’m not sure there’s any circumstances where those two worlds are likely to collide

SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 6h

Epic twat. Wouldn’t want him anywhere near my kids.

SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 6h

Why assume it does?

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SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 7h

Except at work ;-)

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SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 7h

Have a listen to the Gift of Screws album.

He’s an incredible player. It gets a bit forgotten I think - probably because hes also so good at songwriting.

Also - the idea that Buckingham era Mac was MoR baffles me. Tusk is pretty ‘out there’ by any standard…

SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 8h

JUST DON’T UNLOCK THE DOORS THEN YOU PILLOCKS!

I absolutely hate this…

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David Cavlovic🇨🇦🍁 @davidcavlovic.bsky.social · 8h

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SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 8h

His solo stuff is good too.

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SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 8h

Maybe it’ll take more than that in the end but its a hell of a good way to build support and numbers. I think its smart. The only concern I have is one day every now and again isnt enough.

SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 9h

Relocate a band, song or album

1) Do you know the way to Amersham?

2) Newport State of Mind

3) Delhifornication

Moist Owlet (Flushable) @g-sharp-major.bsky.social · 13h

Relocate a band, song, or album:

1) Thirty Seconds to Saturn

2) “Scranton” by Billy Joel

3) Bruce Springsteen’s “Missouri”

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SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 9h

Bloody hell.

Mark Wallace @wallaceme.bsky.social · 9h

Spooks on the BBC: “We have to climb onto the roof, through a skylight and plug this thumb drive into the Chinese server.”

Spooks on Chinese TV: “We’ve just bought the British data centre. Job done.”

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SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 9h

I really don’t like you much any more… 😡

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SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 10h

I think there’s a number you can call and they’ll hose him down until the tide comes in and he can rejoin his kind.

SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 13h

Remember the poll tax?

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SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 13h

Oh thats such a good routine.

SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 13h

I agree. And its actually more annoying because some of them aren’t actually his views at all. ‘Clarkson’ is a character. In that regard he’s very much like Johnson.

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SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 13h

The trouble is the three of them were genuinely talented presenters and it was very good TV. Of course eventually they started believing their own hype…

I still listen to the Smiths 🤷‍♂️

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SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 13h

He’s a knob. And a lot of what he says is just to get attention. Which works unfortunately.

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Nat Guest @unfortunatalie.bsky.social · 2d

Why do we call it gaming addiction and not consoling ourselves

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SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 14h

I know I know. But I did laugh.

Bisic Ilcomations was a Beastie Boys album I think…

Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17h

kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school

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SinisterTurnip @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 14h

Ah.

I liked my idea better though 😬. Not a time to be someone with dwarfism and a penchant for thick framed glasses…