Detritus
@detritus.bsky.social
Sometime cobbler, firefighter, wastrel.
NOT A CRIMINAL
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You know when you’ve finished a long shift, you get back to accomodation and all you want to do is shower and sleep but you have to go drinking because you have the honour of the Brit’s to uphold.
Yeah that.
Yeah that.
November 28, 2025 at 9:05 AM
You know when you’ve finished a long shift, you get back to accomodation and all you want to do is shower and sleep but you have to go drinking because you have the honour of the Brit’s to uphold.
Yeah that.
Yeah that.
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I’m being put up in a holiday park. It’s like Butlins but with Cockatoos
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I’m being put up in a holiday park. It’s like Butlins but with Cockatoos
Troy McLure the movie starring Will Arnett.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Troy McLure the movie starring Will Arnett.
No beer because I’m still on call but feet up is good. Going to treat myself to an along shower and clean clothes.
November 26, 2025 at 7:53 AM
No beer because I’m still on call but feet up is good. Going to treat myself to an along shower and clean clothes.
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Oh, kink shaming now is it, hippies?
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Oh, kink shaming now is it, hippies?
10 minutes and I leave for work again. Can I eat 12 mince pies in 10 minutes?
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 AM
10 minutes and I leave for work again. Can I eat 12 mince pies in 10 minutes?
Works kicking my arse so I probably won’t be on much but stay hi to the bats that live outside my house.
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Works kicking my arse so I probably won’t be on much but stay hi to the bats that live outside my house.
Monday morning it is. Coffee!
November 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Monday morning it is. Coffee!
Run out of beer. Scotch anyone?
November 23, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Run out of beer. Scotch anyone?
I got bored.
November 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I got bored.
Anyway I smashed my test yesterday. Been a lot of training and procrastination.
November 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Anyway I smashed my test yesterday. Been a lot of training and procrastination.
Fucking smashed it. Fucking exhausted.
I’m watching the cricket.
Work tomorrow again. Completely forgot I have a test tomorrow. At least study means not watching the cricket.
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Fucking smashed it. Fucking exhausted.
Right. Work time. Wish me luck
November 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Right. Work time. Wish me luck
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Ok it’s bad #Joke Friday
Not safe for the muppet show
Why can’t miss piggy count to 70?
Because at 69
She gets a frog in her throat
Not safe for the muppet show
Why can’t miss piggy count to 70?
Because at 69
She gets a frog in her throat
miss piggy from the muppet show is riding a bike in the park .
Alt: miss piggy from the muppet show is riding a bike in the park .
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November 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Ok it’s bad #Joke Friday
Not safe for the muppet show
Why can’t miss piggy count to 70?
Because at 69
She gets a frog in her throat
Not safe for the muppet show
Why can’t miss piggy count to 70?
Because at 69
She gets a frog in her throat
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November 21, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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