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Detritus
@detritus.bsky.social
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Sometime cobbler, volunteer firefighter, wastrel. NOT A CRIMINAL If you like silly stuff feel free to browse. WobbleAnSplotch.redbubble.com https://signal.me/#eu/-W_KutikVwjDKiXrAGpCtTRUfk77GAhw4rF4McE_BXOavmrS9SVD1KYJh4uVO20p
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 5h
Either works tbh.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 5h
Bog selfie. Ready for my shift in IKEA.
Anyone need a hand putting together their Hörmlut?
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 6h
Nah, if it was West Ham though.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 6h
Sure but I would drop my coffee.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 7h
My mood won’t improve. I’m in the local cafe who don’t understand what large means when it comes to coffee.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 7h
That would certainly wake me up
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 7h
I improve a little after coffee and movement. Then I’m just grumpy
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 7h
You may regret it. Morning me is an achy grumpy mess.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 7h
I need someone to shower me clothe me and pour coffee into me please.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 8h
Neil gave it away with Betty’s 😂
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 8h
Hmmmm
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 8h
This. I’m after shower but that’s before breakfast because I get that on my way to work. Ideally I would brush my teeth after breakfast
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 8h
Happy Birthday.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 16h
I had a couple but only a couple
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 17h
I had no idea who she was. I’ve just read a synopsis of her first in a series of books. Diary of a Chav and she is definitely a cunt.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 17h
I refuse to like this for religious reasons.
a crowd of people holding up flags that say ' 2bnk '
ALT: a crowd of people holding up flags that say ' 2bnk '
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 19h
I have showered, I should not have laid down because I just want to snooze but I need to be ready for dinner in 10 minutes.
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Chinny the Witch 🇮🇲🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @manxinwales.bsky.social · 1d
Terry Pratchett will save the world!

Everything he wrote was spectacularly 'woke' and the generation of teens who devoured his novels like sweets are now coming of age as politicians and leaders.

Vimes' boots will become the call for the death of capitalism and dwarves can use any toilet they like
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 20h
If the Brontë sisters had got laid they would have written better books.
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Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 1d
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 20h
Sounds bloody perfect
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 20h
They look bigger in the video. They followed us from someone’s house and then followed us back after.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 20h
French bulldogs. They followed the truck for about 4 kms and then just hung around
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 20h
We had some friends with us today.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 20h
Just finished work it was a day. Wanna get drunk. Can’t.
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Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 1d
Yeah same. Doesn’t help I’m down south for a week and it gets chilly down here🙄
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