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Joel Morris

@gralefrit.bsky.social

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Writer & highwayman. Ladybird, Cunk, Wipe, Be Funny Or Die, Framley, Candidate band, Comfort Blanket, Broken Veil etc https://ko-fi.com/gralefrit AGENTS, website, links, bio etc: www.gralefrit.co.uk

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · Nov 9

Hello new followers!

If you want to know anything, it’s all on my website…

www.gralefrit.co.uk

I’m doing lots of stuff on Substack, including podcasts and writing and that.

joelmorris.substack.com

Also: Be Funny Or Die, How Comedy Works and Why It Matters… from all the usual book places.

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 49m

Anyway, there’s no point putting the AI Marilyn Monroe in things. She’ll just hide in her AI trailer and refuse to come on the virtual set.

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 51m

It’s to making creative art what football management sims are to scoring a goal.

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 51m

Creative people can’t imagine what you could use this stuff for, in the main, cos it can’t do the hard things. What it can do is the dull, easy things. Which is great for people who think that’s what creativity is: pitching, deals, famous-casting. That’s lots of non-creative people. Big market.

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 53m

Yeah. But it’s how commissioning works. Endless pencil cricket. “Hmm. This idea is not very interesting to me, as a person who can’t imagine things. But maybe it would be interesting if I imagined famous people being in it. They’re famous. They’d only be in something good. That makes the idea good.”

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 1h

RIP Drew Struzan.

I hope this didn’t happen.

Cover art of Sabbath Bloody Sabbath depicting a man on his death bed being dragged to hell by demons.

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 2h

Modern populist political rhetoric (such as this) relies on a very low reading age amongst the public, in terms of comprehension, reading intent, or the parsing of subtext.

This is going to backfire on the poor dears. They need *more* stupid people, not fewer.

The Independent @the-independent.com · 5h

Migrants will need A-level standard English to work in UK

www.independent.co.uk

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 4h

“Why go to Peking when it’s just like Shrewsbury? Why go to Shrewsbury when it’s just like Peking?”

This is great stuff.

Black and White Mirror.

Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 4h

Ahead of its time.

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 4h

“Have you had any ideas?”

“None of my own.”

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 4h

Watching that ep RIGHT NOW and it’s wonderful.

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 5h

How odd. I was looking at the Into The Unknown adaptation of that only a few hours ago.

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 5h

Anyone who has ever tried to finish doing some writing using British on-train WiFi will know how important it is to have your work somewhere you can access it without needing any digital access at all. It’s like an EMP has gone off.

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 5h

Fahrenheit 451, kind of, too.

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 5h

It should be permissible to return Dickens to serial form for portability.

Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 5h

The engines are also powered by burning all the paper corners.

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 5h

Maybe we can cut the corners off the paper, like in Battlestar Galactica, so it feels futuristic.

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 5h

Tee hee. Are any of the 21stC tech disruptor solutions going to end up anywhere except where we started, doing without them?

I don’t think anyone predicted this in Sci Fi enough.

Steve Beresford @lostinmilbury.bsky.social · 6h

Then: the office of the future will be paperless

Now: keep paper records

Have plans on paper in case of cyber-attack, firms told

Prepare to switch to offline systems in the event of a cyber-attack, firms are being advised.

www.bbc.co.uk

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 5h

Don’t use it.

Eric Reinhart @eric-reinhart.com · 13h

This is an alarming compression of the planetary destruction timeline: with the massive growth of the AI bubble, data centers are expected to consume up to 12% of total US electricity by 2028, up from 4.4% in 2023.
www.cnn.com/2025/10/13/t...

Sora 2 and ChatGPT are consuming so much power that OpenAI just did another 10 gigawatt deal | CNN Business

OpenAI is partnering with Broadcom to design and develop 10 gigawatts of custom AI chips and systems, a massive amount of power that will use as much electricity as a large city. The move further high...

www.cnn.com

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 6h

What’s annoying is that you can’t even protest by smashing up Teslas in the street. They belong to perfectly nice people who get annoyed instead. And I’ve tried to set fire to Chat GPT and Open AI and Google, but they’re not lighting.

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 6h

Taxi!

Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 6h

I know meritocracy is a myth, but if aliens fired a gigantic deep space merit ray at Earth, just as a reset, it might help.

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 6h

All the way down, wealth isn’t to do with what you do, but what someone - you or somebody else - might have done ages ago, and you simply inherited that literal good fortune.

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 6h

Elon Musk bet there’d be a big market for digital city guides for hard copy local newspapers, and even though that’s the dotcom boom equivalent of starting a Penny Farthing Pop Up, that doesn’t matter, because by the time it had crashed and burned, he had enough money to escape actual work forever.

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 6h

You can’t hurt billionaires by boycotting the products they sell because - thanks to speculative investment - they’re not rich from the products they sell now, but from the products people thought they might sell in the future, but decades ago, whether that happened or not.

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 6h

It’s like Kelly at the Onion, isn’t it? There’s a level of revulsion that, in the Onion’s case is deliberate, but with AI is accidental.