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David
@morkcallingorsen.bsky.social
Music, guitars, records, films, TTRPGs, books, horror, Sci-fi, mostly posts at night…..mostly…..

📍North East UK
📚 Mars by 1980 - David Stubbs
🎧📕 SOADD/Grimscribe - Thomas Ligotti
📺 Slow Horses S4
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December 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
FFS even my bank is trying to get in on the Spotify Wrapped action saying how many times I’ve logged in.
December 4, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Watching The Beast in Me on Netflix and they are serving coffee in a fucking teapot???
December 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Scottish friends! I'm looking for a voice actor (roughly 30-40 years old, female) for an unannounced game✨

You definitely don't need to be an established actor, but you must be UK based with your own recording equipment.

This is a paid role, DM for brief! #voiceacting
December 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Recuperating and reading this which I’ve not read since the boxed set came out for 5ed. Unlikely to run it and probably more appropriate stuff I should be reading but what you ‘should’ be reading is never the point…
December 3, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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So let’s turn the lights down low

#letitsnow
December 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Audible says these are….romance deals?
December 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
!!!! ffs tempted to sell my copy if I thought it would go for that
December 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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We have an immediate need for an RPG proofreader. This is a paid gig, proofing just over 11,000 words. Experience is preferred.

Please email [email protected] with your resume and rate. If you don't have a set rate that's fine - we can talk.

Please feel free to share, tag and recommend.
December 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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If you look out of your windows tonight you might see her…
November 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Just finished Slow Horses S3. Bloody hell. BLOODY HELL.
November 30, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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Streamins service UI is increasingly bad deliberately. It's dark UX patterning as access to show catalogues narrows.

If you let the user search, they will look for shows you no longer have (or never had).

The goal is to hijack that journey and force a show they'll feel is 'okay' in front of them.
is there a reason why every single paid streaming service UI has only gotten incredibly worse and less usable over time
November 30, 2025 at 8:59 AM
*Finally* got around to watching No Time to Die, missed it at the cinema and tried to watch it on home release when my wife gave away the ending in the first three mins which I’d spent MONTHS dodging. (Accidentally I fucking hope!!)

Cracking. Really enjoyed that.
November 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Easing the FOMO of #dragonmeet by ordering that cool Shub-Niggurath mini off @fenrisgames.com that I’ve wanted for ages as a post hospital treat/project. Look at this bad Mother of a Thousand Young?!

fenrisgames.com/shop#!/FGCW3...
November 29, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Today in post capitalism nearly every junk email I’ve received is from ambulance chasers/medical error solicitors. Presumably after connecting to the hospital wifi and cookie info being sold on.
November 29, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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At first you're like, why does this have a wiki page

Then you find out it might be the best wiki page ever
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Hear me out, a remake of Love Actually that ends with multiple sexual harassment suits
November 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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love to live in a world where all my personal data is relentlessly harvested so that megacorps can feed it into their all-knowing algorithms and yet somehow the end result is that algorithm going “we think you’d like Clarkson’s Farm”
November 28, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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I am opening ten slots for Silly Little Guys: simple doodles for use as avatars for your socials.
You should all know the drill by now but just in case:

⭐️ £30 each (PayPal only)

⭐️ No portraits

⭐️ Just simple, silly guys

DM me if you would like one!
November 28, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Been getting targeted AI ads for what appears to be the Bene Gesserit’s Gom Jabbar test
November 28, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Well he should leave that sort of thing to the vets then.
November 28, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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After the Louvre heist.

"This is the most french crime ever!"

The Escargot thieves: "Hold my Châteauneuf-du-Pape!"
November 28, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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We’ve mapped the mansion tax.

You can see who's paying - which constituency, which postcode - and how many "mansions" are near you.

Full interactive map here 👇
November 28, 2025 at 9:34 AM
You lost The Game
November 28, 2025 at 7:43 AM